Palace Jazz Band
Han: Hey Lando! You kept your promise, right? Not a scratch?
Lando: Well, what’s left of her isn’t scratched. All the scratched parts got knocked off along the way.
Han (exasperated): Knocked off?!
, was a shrunken
saxophone, a soprano
I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.
— Tony Soprano, specifically —
is he dead?
I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.
All people die.
Thankfully, said moviefreakmind.
I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.
Then Dr. Evazan
walked on by.
The mini-Death Star
The mini-Death Star
reported for cheating
.
The mini-Death Star
reported for cheating
If he’s referring to a miniature Death Star, yes, cheating.
If he’s referring to a star that causes only miniature deaths, he’s ok.
I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.
.
I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.
it’s frikken Lazer
Killed a small
monkey named Mojo.
Mojo’s liberated midichlorians
I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.
Named their child
Philip J. Fry.
A potato-oid, Fry
I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.
grew eyes on
chyron just put a big Ric pic in your sig and be done with it.
the back of
a corny looking
Tenel Ka Djo.
Which is, precisely,