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TV's Frink said:

CP3S said:

This thread is now about AMERICAN CULTURE INVADING THE WORLD!!!... ?

REJECTED!

Thread is still open!

 

What the hell? That would have been a great topic! We could post amusing things like THIS:

or this:

or this:

 

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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vote_for_palpatine said:

How would binary code be too much work?

Figuring out if binary code posts are on topic seems like a lot of work to me.

CP3S said:

<whine>

*shakes head*

You could have suggested a new topic, CP3S.

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This thread in now about....WOOD

Wooden Clock

"Time is the fire in which we burn!"
- H.G. Wells, after going back in his Time Machine to see 'The Big Bang' happen, and barely survive.

(Okay, okay...that was a truly LAME fake-quote...but it was almost funny!)

Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back

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Davnes007 said:

Last edited on February 27, 2010 at 9:38 PM by Davnes007 (Reason: What time do Asian people go to the dentist?)

I'm not sure I should encourage this, but...what time do they go to the dentist?

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Because Olivia Wilde was off topic.

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“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison

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"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas

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There ain't nothing in the woodshed, except maybe some wood....

Cold Comfort Farm

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Bingowings said:

There ain't nothing in the woodshed, except maybe some wood....

Cold Comfort Farm

"I saw something nasty in the woodshed"

that movie brings back memories.

"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas

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vote_for_palpatine said:

Because Olivia Wilde was off topic.

What a wonderfully attractive PROBATION!!!

Davnes007 said:

TV's Frink said:

PROBATION!!!

Sucker :-)

Oh yeah....well suck on THIS...

Wood Cock

....My big Wooden Cock !!

FULL PARDON!!!

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Last edited on February 27, 2010 at 10:45 PM by Davnes007 (Reason: What has four wheels, and flies?)

I give up.  What has four wheels and flies?

FanFiltration said:

face_iny's account has been inactive for 90 days.  Visit PROBATION!!!.com

The PUNISHMENT LIST said:

PROBATION: Akwat Kbrana, EyeShotFirst, TV's Frink, Bingowings, vote_for_palpatine, FanFiltration

HALL OF SHAME: Leonardo

PURGATORY: empty

DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION: Darth Solo

IGNORED: ABC

Wow.  At this rate, no one will be left to suggest the next topic.

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Now it is just plain old wood, because Frink doesn't like nature's sense of humor.

"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas

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TV's Frink said:

vote_for_palpatine said:

Because Olivia Wilde was off topic.

What a wonderfully attractive PROBATION!!!

Why does this get probation while the image of Ed Wood doesn't?

 

Will THIS v get me probation too?

Natalie Wood

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Probation for Evan Rachel Wood?

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How about wooden acting?

Will that get me off probation?

“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison

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FanFiltration said:

How about wooden acting?

Will that get me off probation?

 They should have introduced a new Oscar for him Leaden Acting in a Best Role.

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EyeShotFirst said:

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If it offends any one, they have a sick mind anyway.

Guilty as charged...please remove the pic as it's certainly questionable.

C3PX said:

TV's Frink said:

vote_for_palpatine said:

Because Olivia Wilde was off topic.

What a wonderfully attractive PROBATION!!!

Why does this get probation while the image of Ed Wood doesn't?

Because I don't know who it is.

Will THIS v get me probation too?

Natalie Wood

Depends...is that Natalie Wood?

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Victoria

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q90wUWVpops

A little help, please...

vote_for_palpatine said:

Probation for Evan Rachel Wood?

Oh, that's who that was.  FULL PARDON!!!

FanFiltration said:

How about wooden acting?

Will that get me off probation?

Sorry - slight chuckle at best.

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TV's Frink said:

EyeShotFirst said:

If it offends any one, they have a sick mind anyway.

Guilty as charged...please remove the pic as it's certainly questionable.

Damn you nature! Damn you for being so perverse!

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me...
She showed me her room, isn't it good Norwegian wood?

She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere,
So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair.

I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine,
We talked until two and then she said: "It's time for bed"

She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh.
I told her I didn't, and crawled off to sleep in the bath

And when I awoke, I was alone, this bird had flown
So I lit a fire, isn't it good Norwegian wood.

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Claaaap... claaaap... claaaap... claaap... claap... clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap!

Bravo!

That was a lovely little poem about wood.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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The lady in my previous post was the comic genius Victoria Wood (well worth investigating if she isn't familiar to you).

That song had me PINEing for the Fjords :

Norwegian Blue