This Thread Is Currently About...Bingo and/or Wings!!! — Page 3

While we wait for VFP to defend himself, I would like to ask all who are in good standing for a little help.  As you know, there are two levels of punishment:

1) PROBATION!!!
2) HALL OF SHAME!!!

ABC, through his disregard of Rule #1, has kindly pointed out the need for a third level (at a minimum). But I don't have a good name for it, so please offer some suggestions.  In return, I hereby revoke PROBATION for all who currently have it.  Remember that you can always return to the original post to see who is currently being punished, as well as the status of the Current Topic.

Just a friendly reminder - follow Rule #1 when posting your suggestions.  I would hate for you to go on PROBATION just because you failed to mention Dianetics.

HELL

xhonzi said:

Purgatory?

Oooh, very well done.  That's a strong contender...

ferris209 said:

HELL

Not bad, but I think we might hold that back for level 4.

Davnes007 said:

How about "Zenu Lover" ?

I like it, but too specific to the current topic.

Akwat Kbrana said:

How about Pudendus Aula, which is "Hall of Shame" in Latin? Everything sounds more severe when it's in Latin!

Awesome idea, but can you please provide a proof-linky?  I find nothing.

vote_for_palpatine said:

I was under the impression that PROBATION!!! was meted out to individuals who failed to post an item related to the current topics. After all, this is what happened to me when I neglected to do the same - all while suggesting punishment for another poster. Now xhonzi and ferris commit the same error I did, and yet they skate. And I have to beg, like L. Ron Hubbard's dog must have done at some point, for the good graces of the threadmaster while these two scamper around scot free.

Why is that? Could it be the threadmaster is...CORRUPT!?!?

J'accuse, Frink! Stand down your ill-gotten position at once!!

Of course I'm corrupt.  It's my thread, and I have absolute power.  Therefore I have been absolutely corrupted.  But that is neither here nor there, whatever the hell that means.

Now then...I have reviewed your complaint and found it without merit.  The terms "purgatory" and "hell" have connections, however faint, to Scientology.  xhonzi and ferris are cleared of wrongdoing.

You, however, are currently on track for the HALL of SHAME.  And yet, all you need to do is explain how your prior post was on-topic, and all will be forgiven.

Tick tick tick...

(please note added Rule #9)

Strap yourselves in, boys and girls.  This is going to be a long one.

vote_for_palpatine said:

From my previous post:

And I have to beg, like L. Ron Hubbard's dog must have done at some point...

I think you've misunderstood.  That post did not get you in trouble.  Here's the original post that landed you on PROBATION:

vote_for_palpatine said:

Petition to Threadmaster in re: retroactive probation for poster "C3PX"

The subject of the thread during the period in question was "William Shatner". Poster "C3PX" responded in post #4 with "KHAAAAAAAAAAN!" - presumably referring to Shatner's line from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Strictly speaking, this line of dialogue was not solely delivered by Shatner. It was given in a similar way by Jason Alexander on Seinfeld (c. 1996-1997) and again by the ensemble cast in the movie Free Enterprise (1999). As multiple performances of this line of dialogue can be confirmed, it was the responsibility of the poster "C3PX" to specify which one he intended, but there was no accompanying detail providing such specificity.

I appeal to the Threadmaster, for great justice, to retroactively pass a judgment of PROBATION!!! on poster "C3PX" for his neglectful ambiguity in this matter. Though I myself opined - correctly - that every post on every thread all across the internet is ultimately about William Shatner, the burden falls upon the poster to provide de jure proof of this, not de facto proof based on my ultimately correct supposition.

I only hope I am not out of turn here in suggesting punishments for thread participants, but it occurred to me that action must be taken and nowhere in the thread is there a resource availing one of the opportunity to take such action. If I have stepped too far, I am prepared for the consequences. The greater good of bringing more Shatner into the thread must be served.

Sincerely,

vote_for_palpatine

VFP/rmc

Enclosures upon request

And here was my response:

TV's Frink said:

VFP, you are not outside the bounds of reasonableness in your questioning of another thread-member's supposed on-topic post.  Your diligence is commendable.  However, your post contained one glaring error...violation of Rule #1!

PROBATION!!!

And here's the post that put you at risk for the HALL OF SHAME:

vote_for_palpatine said:

Sorry to respond so late, but the message was late in getting to me here on Rura Penthe, where I am serving my probated sentence. I realize you didn't send me here, but I figured I better find that hot chick that could turn into Shatner. That way if my probation was permanent, I have already made the best of it.

(Something about this reads creepy - ah, here's the edit button)

And here was my response:

TV's Frink said:

I'm sorry - where was the connection to Scientology?

 

VFP and ABC, as you were already on PROBATION, you are hereby notified that you have been nominated for the HALL OF SHAME.  Should you believe this nomination is in error, you may appeal.  You are given 24 hours to state your defense.  Otherwise, you will be inducted into the HALL.

So...you think you are being treated unfairly?  I could have easily just thrown you in the HALL.  Instead, I'm still waiting to hear how your Star Trek post related to Scientology.

Tick tick tick!

And in other news...

Akwat Kbrana said:

I got it from my handy-dandy English-Latin/Latin-English dictionary. Aula is "court" or "hall" and Pudendus is "shameful." Granted, I'm no expert in Latin, so the grammar may be off...

lol...

PROBATION!!! (pic didn't show up, so Rule #1 is violated)

C3PX said:

Wooooohooooo! My good name seems to have been cleared from the hall of shame!

PROBATION!!! (clear violation of Rule #1)

Wooohoooo! indeed.

ABC said:

TV's Frink said:

ABC, through his disregard of Rule #1, has kindly pointed out the need for a third level (at a minimum). But I don't have a good name for it, so please offer some suggestions.

 The "SHAME OF ALL" ...?

I'm not ready to make a fourth level yet.  So I'm pretending I didn't hear that.

Update time:

Added Rule #10.  Purgatory is selected as the third level of punishment.  Thanks for all your suggestions.  xhonzi is awarded one free get-out-of-PROBATION card to use at a time of his choosing.

vote_for_palpatine said:

To The Right Honorable Threadmaster, TV's Frink:

blah blah blah blah blah

Oh, except for this: PENIS!

To the Formerly Honorable Threadparticipant vote_for_palpatine:

Your defense was limp.  As was your closing statement.  Therefore...

HALL OF SHAME!!!

Incidentally, you can continue to post on-topic even while on PROBATION or in the HALL.  It is meant to shame you, not to keep you from posting.  Also, please be reminded that your induction is permanent, until I change my mind.

Nanner Split said:

This one hurts a bit, as Nanner was one of the inspirations for this thread.  However, I can't afford to make exceptions.

PROBATION!!!

Now, with all that nasty business concluded...

THE THREAD IS OPEN AGAIN!

Updated Rule #7.

xhonzi said:

This thread is now about:

Star Wars: The Original Trilogy.

Nanner Split said (mere seconds after xhonzi):

This thread is now about dogs in Halloween costumes

Edit: CURSES! Foiled again!

Ah, hahahahaha.  I really enjoyed that.

Nanner Split, in accordance with my recent decision to allow appeals to the HALL OF SHAME, you have 24 hours to explain how your post relates to Star Wars: The Original Trilogy.

Also, added Rule #11.

eerr...I am your Father?