If you don't get this one, you need to be slimed!
“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison
I dont get it. Care to explain bro?
Mann, now im doing the tread masters work for the dude.
See, i am being groomed.
Crap, ive just earned a pobation aint i?
Wi not trei a holiday in Sweeden this yer ?
See the loveli lakes
The wonderful telephone system
And mani interesting furry animals
Including the majestic moose
A moose once bit my sister...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...
Chukkle...brothers!
:-)
But im in doo doo by saying so
My moose jokes have dried up, other than i married one to make me this warped i guess.
Oh crap, im off again! Some one tie me down.....please.
Although, i fink ive had her.
Im here to up the ante, in the aid of funnys.
I'll back off for the time being now doh.
Darth Solo said:
Oh crap, im off again! Some one tie me down.....please.
Although, i fink ive had her.
Im here to up the ante, in the aid of funnys.
I'll back off for the time being now doh.
I avoided posting that picture, because Frink's wife might get mad at him for looking at big women again. Moosenuckle FTW.
"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas
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I love that "moosenuckle" is mispelled in the first picture. My favorite thing about the internets is that people know how to photoshop pictures and do all this fancy stuff with their PCs, yet they still lack basic communication skills such as proper spelling and punctuation.
Darth Solo said:
Its hard to notice anyfink else, but its not a camel toe, its a moose toe. There aint no camels in canada, i fink. Mann, i hate having to explain my own jokes!
OBAY MY DOG!!! and stuff....sorry u almost died and stuff though evil one.
Maybe I should have put a winky after the not noticing the moose prints bit. ;)
Is that my new forum title? Evil one? Because I could get used to that one...
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
Hoots Mon!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioh5qUj7fM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CykJuqzN0-c&feature=related
Darth Solo said:
Careful...that's approaching NSFW...
C3PX said:
I almost got killed by a moose once. You see, I was rafting, and unwittingly drifted between a cow and her newborn calf... she dashed through the water a mere few feet from me, snorting and huffing in my direction. Had I been just a few feet closer to her, I likely would have found myself being trampled to death, and the world and this forum would have been deprived of the greatness that is 3PX... and my fine artwork, of which the piece I displayed on the previous page was part of, would be worth a small fortune.
Now that's a story that would have gotten you PARDONED anyway.
FanFiltration said:
If you don't get this one, you need to be slimed!
I don't know.
Darth Solo said:
I dont get it. Care to explain bro?
Mann, now im doing the tread masters work for the dude.
See, i am being groomed.
Crap, ive just earned a pobation aint i?
TV show You Can't Do That on Television.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Can%27t_Do_That_on_Television
And...PROBATION!!!
Leonardo said:
Wi not trei a holiday in Sweeden this yer ?
See the loveli lakes
The wonderful telephone system
And mani interesting furry animals
Including the majestic moose
A moose once bit my sister...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...
This is very familiar but I can't quite place it.
EyeShotFirst said:
Darth Solo said:
I avoided posting that picture, because Frink's wife might get mad at him for looking at big women again. Moosenuckle FTW.
lol. Somehow that seems less NSFW even though it's the same style as the bikini woman. I guess it's because I don't want to look at it.
The moose biting story is from the subtitles of one of the various opening sequences to Monty Python's The Holy Grail.
The incredibly rare Mouse Moose
(I almost posted a picture of Chocolate Mousse...lol)
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice, go to France
What did i do??? Besides the bikini moose woman, and the bitch u dont want2 imagine in a bikini.
CPX dont try and talk winkey things with me. I just presumed your the evil one by your avatar, and i know evil shit when i see it..Besides Jedi Knight is so old school nowdayz anyhowz. Im about to pop 1000 posts but i like to still be called a clown ;-)
Its easyier if i address you as evil one anyhowz, as i cant never remember du number in CPX. What u on about with communication skillz? We love showing ourshelves up.
How u doing Godess007 BTW? I iz about to be banned again, so time is short now...
I don't think it's in the spirit of the thread to refer to ladies of the opposite gender as she dogs (besides there are many people of both sexes who have a yen for the Rubenesque).
Bulging pelvic parts may also be seen as a bit of an incongruence.
She dogs? Thats a keeper. Say what u like and then face the, no, i cant spell it, coniquenses, there Bingo.
I'm not trying to be snarky Darth Solo but is English your first language?
It might help us understand your predicament if we could understand the limitations of your means of articulation.
Is this safe for work?
Hey there Darth Sexy....... 'Goddess007' - I like that. :D
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice, go to France
Darth Solo said:
CPX dont try and talk winkey things with me. I just presumed your the evil one by your avatar, and i know evil shit when i see it..Besides Jedi Knight is so old school nowdayz anyhowz. Im about to pop 1000 posts but i like to still be called a clown ;-)
It is hard for me to let go of things, but I really like this "Evil One" title, so I will let go of the Jedi Knight title (sort of), for now anyway.
Oh, my uncle had a moose head hanging over his stair way. It was pretty nasty. Never really understood some people's obsession with hanging dead animal parts, or entire dead animals, on their walls.
I don't think DS is a second English speaker, I think he is just writing in dialect. It gives him character, kind of like DAYV'S caps.
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
Bingowings said:
I'm not trying to be snarky Darth Solo but is English your first language?
It might help us understand your predicament if we could understand the limitations of your means of articulation.
It might be easyier to spell if i said no.
Darth Sexy? I can go with that...Hope your getting (edited out for smut talk. If you wont to know then PM me..laydez)
CPZ, (edited out for the sake of editing out). I was brought up here. Stop analyzin me. But the title fits like a glove for you. Drop the "The" part for more menace old timer.
Happy days :-)
What was the tropic again?
Bingowings said:
The moose biting story is from the subtitles of one of the various opening sequences to Monty Python's The Holy Grail.
*facepalm* Where did my memory go?
Darth Solo said:
What did i do??? Besides the bikini moose woman, and the bitch u dont want2 imagine in a bikini.
Every post you make must be on-topic, or you get PUNISHMENT. One of your posts had nothing to do with MOOSE (hint - it's the one I quoted when I gave you PROBATION.
Bingowings said:
I don't think it's in the spirit of the thread to refer to ladies of the opposite gender as she dogs (besides there are many people of both sexes who have a yen for the Rubenesque).
Bulging pelvic parts may also be seen as a bit of an incongruence.
I agree with all of that. Let's please try to keep the thread SFW.
Darth Solo said:
She dogs? Thats a keeper. Say what u like and then face the, no, i cant spell it, coniquenses, there Bingo.
See, Darth, that's another moose-less post. Every post you make has to be on-topic. You have 24 hours to convince me that post had something to do with MOOSE, or you get into the HALL OF SHAME again.
Bingowings said:
I'm not trying to be snarky Darth Solo but is English your first language?
It might help us understand your predicament if we could understand the limitations of your means of articulation.
Oops! PROBATION!!! (Rule #18)
And I'm going to steal Bingo's thunder...
Darth Solo said:
It might be easyier to spell if i said no.
Darth Sexy? I can go with that...Hope your getting (edited out for smut talk. If you wont to know then PM me..laydez)
CPZ, (edited out for the sake of editing out). I was brought up here. Stop analyzin me. But the title fits like a glove for you. Drop the "The" part for more menace old timer.
Oy! I wasn't analyzing you, pal. I was more or less defending you from allegations of being a dirty uneducated foreigner*. I've no doubt you were brought up "here", but that doesn't change the fact that neither I nor Bingowings knows where "here" is referring too. But I don't really care where you are from, or think your posting style is a problem, I am actually rather fond of your posts (though they are perhaps, subjected to a bit too much editing. Anyway, I took your advice and dropped the "The". Yes, I think you are right, it ads some more menace... and since I am the opposite of menacing, I can use all the help I can get in that department.
*I don't really feel that way about foreigners, I love foriengers, spent many years being one myself.
P.S. I like meese.
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
C3PX said:
But I don't really care where you are from, or think your posting style is a problem, I am actually rather fond of your posts (though they are perhaps, subjected to a bit too much editing.
I am also fond of Darth's posts (and agree about the editing).
Darth, you should check out this thread
You are encouraged there to edit your post to your heart's content.
Bored of that tread.
CPText, if im really a pal, then i have a problem.
Im in trouble here and have no respect for the rulez. How do i dig myself out of my own shit pile? I can aid u about being a menace. See i didnt edit that time
Au Contrare Monsieur Frink...
Bingowings said:
Crap - I couldn't find a good "sss" picture. I bow to you, sir. But PROBATION remains.
