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heh

lol, you may be new to off-topic but I see you are catching up quickly.

Bingowings said:

Please explain how this doesn't violate the "must cover the eye" rule recently adopted.

The eyepatch featured in my earlier post covers the entire eye.

You are just seeing light catching the molded shape, there is another example here.

Actual one eyed pro rassler Carl Oullette.

He thought that being a handicapped performer would make him inspirational.

Instead, he was packaged as a pirate.

And...

Repeat picture warning...but the new caption saved you.

If Gaff doesn't show up soon I'll open the topic myself.

I overheard the cap’n talking to a "land-lubber." The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, our cap’n had a peg leg, a hook hand and a patch over his eye. The land-lubber just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape. He asked him, "How did you lose your leg?"

So the cap'n told him, "I lost me leg in a battle off the coast of Jamaica!"

But the lan-lubber was still curious so he asked, "What about you hand. Did you lose it at the same time?" 

"No," answered the cap’n. "I lost it to the sharks off the Florida Keys."

Finally, the land-lubber asked, "I notice you also have an eye patch. How did you lose your eye?

Our good ol’ cap’n answered, "I was sleeping on a beach when a seagull flew over and pooped right in me eye."

The land-lubber said, “I didn’t know a little seagull poop could make you lose your eye?"

Well, the cap’n snapped, "It was the day after I got me hook!"

Marty, please refer to Rule 3 in the OP and remove most of those pics.  Thanks.

Marty.McFly said:

Opps!  I must have wandered into the Slutty Beautiful Women thread.  Outta here!

This thread is now about slutty women.

DuracellEnergizer said:

This thread is now about slutty women.

PROBATION!!!