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Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 25-Jul-2010 1:35 PM
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cutnshut said:

Thats American Football youre talking about :p

cos the balls are different in football!

Um... yeah. I'm aware of that. So I'm not sure what the Nerf you're talking about unless you're just pointing out my country's bizarre nomenclature for a sport in which you carry a ball predominantly with your hands.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: cutnshut
Time: 26-Jul-2010 4:45 AM
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I get confused....:(

You can never go home again, but i guess you can shop there.

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 26-Jul-2010 8:55 AM
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Perhaps I can clear things up?

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 26-Jul-2010 9:51 AM
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Gaffer Tape said:

Nerf is one of the few companies with the balls necessary to give footballs a tail.

Not to mention one of the few companies to use the term "Pocket Howler."

Author: cutnshut
Time: 26-Jul-2010 11:24 AM
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I've been NERF'D!

You can never go home again, but i guess you can shop there.

Author: cutnshut
Time: 26-Jul-2010 11:28 AM
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haha! try and stop me Fink!

This thread is now about .....Miss Piggy!

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Author: TV's Frink
Time: 26-Jul-2010 11:47 AM (Edited)
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cutnshut said:

This thread is now about .....Miss Piggy!

Um, no...

...but is that a nerf Miss Piggy?

Author: cutnshut
Time: 26-Jul-2010 12:08 PM
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Looking at her closer, could be! though my intention was to start derailing your thread! *smirk*

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Author: TV's Frink
Time: 26-Jul-2010 1:11 PM
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Well, I gave you credit anyway. But not for that last post. Welcome to PURGATORY.

At this point you've got one punishment level left. After that, you fade into the background just like ABC did.

Author: cutnshut
Time: 27-Jul-2010 7:59 AM
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NERF troopers!

(ok, lame.........but i saw this pic and thought it was cool)

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Author: Sluggo
Time: 27-Jul-2010 1:29 PM
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Author: TV's Frink
Time: 27-Jul-2010 3:37 PM (Edited)
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What a family of nerfs.

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 27-Jul-2010 4:00 PM
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Sluggo said:

If my suspicions are correct, I started attending college at Ole Miss just as the youngest one in that picture was leaving. But since I'm such a handball-hating nerd, I have to ask: are those those wacky Mannings?

I'm such a nerfing nerf about nerfing topics.

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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 27-Jul-2010 4:02 PM (Edited)
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In order: Beats me, yes, and yes.

The use of "nerf" in place of "smurf"* is out of hand in this thread.

Author: C3PX
Time: 27-Jul-2010 4:08 PM
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Sluggo said:

... So I got curious about the nerf and dialed up the interwebs.

Haha! Sluggo still uses dial-up internet! WHAT. A. LOSER! Haha! Sounds like he is about as big of a loser as that stupid little kid whose Neft basketball I stole and threw on the roof back in grade school!

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 27-Jul-2010 4:11 PM
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C3PX said:

Sluggo said:

... So I got curious about the nerf and dialed up the interwebs.

Haha! Sluggo still uses dial-up internet! WHAT. A. LOSER! Haha! Sounds like he is about as big of a loser as that stupid little kid whose Neft basketball I stole and threw on the roof back in grade school!

HA!

...

You are looking for the Non-Expanding Foam Truck thread.

PROBATION!!!

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 27-Jul-2010 4:16 PM
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TV's Frink said:

In order: Beats me, yes, and yes.

The use of "nerf" in place of "smurf"* is out of hand in this thread.

Well, if the answers to the latter two questions are "yes" then the answer to the first question (which wasn't really a question) is definitely a yes. And in some vague way, that makes me an important part of (sports) history. Oh, the irony.

I don't think I've ever even thrown a Nerf football before!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: C3PX
Time: 27-Jul-2010 4:17 PM
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I had a really cool Nerf football (or what some of you may prefer to call a "soccer ball") when I was a kid... but my sister's horse ate it. :( I remember sitting at the kitchen table during breakfast and looking out the window and watching in horror as the thing took a huge bite out of it. I remember freaking out, yelling at my sister, and begging her to run out there and help me save it (I was afraid of both the horse and horse and the electric fence I'd have to cross to get to it). I was probably about six at the time. Very dramatic experience. By the time we got there, it was too late and the soggy hunk of foam we saved could hardly be called a ball anymore. Apparently, they taste pretty good... to horses and certain form members at least.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 27-Jul-2010 4:18 PM
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Gaffer Tape said:

TV's Frink said:

In order: Beats me, yes, and yes.

The use of "nerf" in place of "smurf"* is out of hand in this thread.

Well, if the answers to the latter two questions are "yes" then the answer to the first question (which wasn't really a question) is definitely a yes.

The third one wasn't really a question either.

Author: Sluggo
Time: 27-Jul-2010 4:19 PM
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What do you have against the brothers Manning? I loves the football.

On the subject of Nerf, I really have never been a fan of the Nerf guns.

This thing has no non-expanding recreational foam:

This one is 100% non-expanding recreational foam:

I think it is easy to see which one is better.

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 27-Jul-2010 4:22 PM (Edited)
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Sluggo said:

What do you have against the brothers Manning? I loves the football.

On the subject of Nerf, I really have never been a fan of the Nerf guns.

This thing has no non-expanding recreational foam:

This one is 100% non-expanding recreational foam:

I think it is easy to see which one is better.

Yes, the first one is better, because the second one professes your love for retrojunk.com.

Also, are you claiming the first one has Expanding Recreational Foam?

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 27-Jul-2010 5:57 PM
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Nerf Classic...

Author: Sluggo
Time: 27-Jul-2010 6:01 PM
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Oh yeah! Nerf rockets! It had that air billows that you would stomp on and shoot the rocket and launch at your Star Wars toys.

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 27-Jul-2010 9:14 PM
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C3PX said:

... but my sister's horse ate it. :(

Oh, come on! Even if we weren't talking about Nerf (which we totally are), that's, like, the oldest one in the book!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 27-Jul-2010 9:20 PM (Edited)
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Anyway, it's supposed to be "my sister's horse eated it."*