It takes two attempt and a loud exhale to get off the couch
The MILF section on adult sites all look considerably younger than you
Received a text last month: “In 7 years time the 80’s will be 50 years ago”. I laughed instantly because the 80’s were only a few… ah shit.
On the bright side you give less fucks about the trivial stuff than before. Now get off my lawn!
Minor correction on #3. In 7 years time, only the year 1980 will be 50 years ago. And it was still culturally the '70s in that year.
When’s something gonna happen?
1993 was 30 years ago…
I still catch myself saying 20 years ago.
I’m not really that much of a movie purist. I really should’ve thought my name out a bit more.
The other day I told an old girlfriend she’s a gorgeous girl. Later on I remembered she’s 35 years old, so it would be more appropriate to say she’s a gorgeous woman. She still appreciated my compliments, so I guess I’m fine there.
That i’ve spent like almost half of my lifetime being a member of this site and now am nearly twice the age i was when i first started posting here.
Seeing kids use a hand gesture of holding a cell phone with their whole hand to mime talking on the phone instead of the thumb-pinky thing you’d think of or do.
Also, today I pivoted away from my own car as I got close to it with the thought, “That can’t be my car; it’s got a carseat in the back.”
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
A great deal of the references I know are slowly but surely becoming more dated. For example, Justice League one of my favorite animated shows is now 22 years old, which is almost as old as I am.
I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.
Star Wars has 3 eras:The eras are 1977-1983(pre Expanded Universe), (1983-2014) expanded universe or (2014- now) Disney bought version. Each are valid.
Important voice tool:
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1472151/action/topic#1472151
My birthday
Your thread will make a fine addition to my collection.
Why do people keep using the term “mid”? What’s “No cap”? What is this? I’m only in my twenties but I can’t even keep up with modern slang. (I never used much slang like this in the first place, but still.)
Move along, move along.