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*Facepalm*

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I mean once I receive an e-mail its my property right? It may be a bit far fetched but I wouldn't put it past em to send me threats to sue or something if they find this.

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I can't possibly imagine someone suing over this, but if you really want to be safe, just tell us what the result was rather than posting the exact message.

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You could post the thing here.

Just credit frink with saying it.

 

Worked for me ;)

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greenpenguino said:

You could post the thing here.

Just credit frink with saying it.

 

Worked for me ;)

This is Sex to Me

                                                 ^gp

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OW!

 

My Inter-Nuts!!

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greenpenguino said:


Inter-Nuts

Ha, this would have made a great add to the Holocron.

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greenpenguino said:

You could post the thing here.

Just credit frink with saying it.

 

Worked for me ;)

will do.

I'm not too worried. I think i'm just being paranoid.

(I just started watching Lost. Maybe that has something to do with it.)

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BloodnoseThePirate said:

(I just started watching Lost. Maybe that has something to do with it.)

Don't blog about it.  You'll stob after four episodes.

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BloodnoseThePirate said:

greenpenguino said:

You could post the thing here.

Just credit frink with saying it.

 

Worked for me ;)

will do.

I'm not too worried. I think i'm just being paranoid.

Did you receive a email from tfn about getting banned then? or did tfn just not tell you?

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Nope, They say they send you a response in 72 hours guaranteed. But, not for me.

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I've just been labeled closeminded for giving my opinion that I think sex between genetically incompatible species in the SW Universe is gross.

I wonder what will piss the TF.Ners off next? Perhaps I should make fun of Jabba's weight, then everyone can call me out for being insensitive to plus-sized Hutts.

 

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Ask them if people in the star wars universe wear glasses. If they say no ask them why not.

 

 

 

Actually...

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Sex is sex, you don't have to have babies to enjoy a bit of mutually satisfying genital friction.

As long as you have the ability to communicate informed consent and protect yourself from unwanted consequences, what is wrong with a blue cranial be-tentacled lady making whoopie with a Wookiee?

I think they have you there battery bunny.

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Bingowings said:

Sex is sex, you don't have to have babies to enjoy a bit of mutually satisfying genital friction.

As long as you have the ability to communicate informed consent and protect yourself from unwanted consequences, what is wrong with a blue cranial be-tentacled lady making whoopie with a Wookiee?

I think they have you there battery bunny.

Well, the idea of a wolfman having sex with a giant centipede is just nasty to me. I can't help that.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Bingowings said:

Sex is sex, you don't have to have babies to enjoy a bit of mutually satisfying genital friction.

As long as you have the ability to communicate informed consent and protect yourself from unwanted consequences, what is wrong with a blue cranial be-tentacled lady making whoopie with a Wookiee?

I think they have you there battery bunny.

Well, the idea of a wolfman having sex with a giant centipede is just nasty to me. I can't help that.

Yes you can.

If wolfman and centipede are happy with it, you should be happy for them (it's not like they are making you join in or anything).

What have you got against those people?

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As per my idiom, I agree with both of you!

Seriously, though...

Not finding a sexual act aesthetically appealing that involves certain people, types of people, humanoids, or what have you does not necessarily make you a bigot.  People like what they like.

But no one's forcing you to watch wolfman/centipede porn, so, yeah, you can still be happy for them.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Gaffer Tape said:

But no one's forcing you to watch wolfman/centipede porn, so, yeah, you can still be happy for them.

GIS....

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EWWWW!!!

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But no one forced you to seek it out or look at... unless something's going on at the House of Frink that I don't know about.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Oh come on, you know I'm legally obligated to GIS every topic here.

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How is wolfmancentipede babby formed?

How centipedegirl get pregnant?

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TV's Frink said:

I loved The Human WolfmanCentipede.

Oh god I think I gonna....

 

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Bumping this thread to piss & moan about a post from TF.N

From this thread http://boards.theforce.net/star_wars_saga/b10456/31694259/p1/?56

This thread is a bit premature, as Lucasfilm has yet to elaborate, but I'll give it a go...

1. Isolated musical scores.

2. Audio commentaries from film historians/critics and literati dissecting the sextet.

3. "In Defense of the Prequels" An hour-long documentary that showcases celebrities and passionate fans waxing rhapsodic about the PT. (Hosted by someone like Lewis Black, screaming at the top of his lungs in righteous indignation.)

4. "The Jedi Religion" A twenty-minute documentary exploring the pockets of bizarre Jedi sects popping up around the world.

It's self-aggrandizing bullshit like this that makes it hard for me to a regular poster on that forum.