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Yet more lousy films:
The remake of Planet of the Apes (why? I liked the originals, and wanted to like this one, too, but alas, no.)
Most any film based on a Marvel comic that isn't titled "Spider-Man" or "X-Men" (yes, there are a few exceptions, but they are few and far between)
The remake of "Psycho"
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"The Mummy Returns" is the only movie I can remember stop watching before it ends. I rented it on DVD for some weird reason, and after 20 minutes I just turned it off, and imediatly returned it.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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American Psycho 2 with Mila Kunis (??) as a serial killer gets my vote as one of the worst. I'd also have to add Battlefield Earth, The Avengers and all the insipid, tedious American Pie sequels.
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Aside from Manos (an easy target) all of these new films keep getting listed. What about some atrocious films older than some of you neophytes? Films by Ed Wood do not count. How about some real bona fide time wasters:

Mario Bros.
Lock Up
Howard the Duck (sorry, but it's true)
Dirty Dancing
Staying Alive
Flashdance (refer to those last three as a 'trifecta')
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
"The Mummy Returns" is the only movie I can remember stop watching before it ends. I rented it on DVD for some weird reason, and after 20 minutes I just turned it off, and imediatly returned it.


If you turned it off before the chick fight between Patricia Velasquez and Rachel Weisz, you returned it too soon. Any moment beyond that was certainly too long to watch though. Hey cool: Both their names end in "z." That may be the most interesting plot development in the film.
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Fire down Below - SS

The Patriot - Steven Seagal and all after except Exit Wounds

Streetfighter the Movie and most after by Van Damme

Alien vs Predator

Omen 3 & 4(tv)

Ghosts of Mars

The Howling Sequals

Children of the Corn sequals

Oscar

Stop or my mom will shoot!!
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More I thought of:

Cool as Ice
The Next Karate Kid
King Solomon's Mines (1985)
Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (both of these are "so bad they're good" Indiana Jones ripoffs)
Jurassic Park 3





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Older crummy films:
Masters of the Universe
Any film starring Hulk Hogan or Madonna (except Dick Tracy)
Istar
Xandau
Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle
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"Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman"

"Plan 9 From Outer Space"

"The Ring" (I hate this movie with a passion)

"The Grudge" (In the same vein as The Ring)

"House of the Dead"

both "Resident Evil" movies

"Starsky and Hutch"

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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
All Halloween sequels

Halloween 2 and 4 both are o.k to good imo 3 isnt bad as a standalone but suffers from no Myers, i will let you off with 6 and H20


Hills have Eyes pt2

Amityville Horror 79 and 05 plus all sequals

Zoltan Hound of Dracula

Day of the Dead 2 : Contagium

Game of Death

The Jackal


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Originally posted by: Mr Bungle
Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
All Halloween sequels

Halloween 2 and 4 both are o.k to good imo 3 isnt bad as a standalone but suffers from no Myers, i will let you off with 6 and H20


Can't forget that crapfest known as Halloween: Resurrection
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Originally posted by: ADigitalMan
Originally posted by: ricarleite
"The Mummy Returns" is the only movie I can remember stop watching before it ends. I rented it on DVD for some weird reason, and after 20 minutes I just turned it off, and imediatly returned it.


If you turned it off before the chick fight between Patricia Velasquez and Rachel Weisz, you returned it too soon. Any moment beyond that was certainly too long to watch though. Hey cool: Both their names end in "z." That may be the most interesting plot development in the film.


I swear, I turned off at that moment. When I saw that Brandon Frasier's character's wife had been on freaking acient egipt or whatever and having knife fights with Anak-su-namuwhatever, I KNEW I was wasting my time.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
H20 was pretty good.

Read Roger Ebert's review in I HATED HATED HATED THIS MOVIE. It's extremely funny.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Get Rich or die tryin'
"Yub Knub" by Warrick Davis
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Batman and Robin
Mortal Kombat II
Surf Ninjas (Used to love it as a kid. What was I smoking?)

Of course there are the obvious things to say, even though I've never really seen them:

Manos, Gigli, Alone in the Dark, ect.

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The only film I walked out on was "Dream a Little Dream of Me." What a pile of crap.

I thought the Charlie's Angels movies are fun to watch for fun's sake (and they don't look too bad, either. )

Teenwolf Too was stupid, and MI2, while a mildly interesting film, sucked as a "Mission Impossible" film. Had it been under any other name, it would have been fine. Maybe when III comes out, the bad guy won't be an ex-IM employee (just to be different.)

"Mummy Returns" was such a sad rehash. All of a sudden, the main characters are linked by fate with previously unknown birthmarks and family trees? And the stupid bracelet that could only show one location after another, instead of the actual, final destination? STOOOOPID!

"Jurassic Park 3"

I actually consider 2 to be the worst (the girl on the parallel bars - whatever!)

"The Grudge" (In the same vein as The Ring)"

The Japanese Ringu is far superior, but both the American and Japanese "Grudge" are bizarre (again, I prefer the Jap. version overall. Better suspense.)

"The Jackal"

Really? I love that film.

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
I hate ALL of the Friday the 13th movies.


I really like the Friday the 13th films the only one I hate is Friday the 13th pt 8.


The Jackal
Really? I love that film


I was dissapointed in it as a remake,I really like the original Day of the Jackal, and expected it to be IMO less what i found to be an action/thriller film, I expected it to be more the thriller the original was, and didnt find Bruce Willis to be a good "jackal"
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I liked both versions, but I was really impressed with Willis' low-key portrayal. Of course, I'm a big fan of most of the actors in that film too, so maybe I'm biased.

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>