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The worst movies ever!

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For me it would be Spice World and Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.
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Battlefield Earth

Leonard Part 6

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn
"Yub Knub" by Warrick Davis
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Die Another Day

Jaws The Revenge

Men in Black 1 & 2

Highlander 2.

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"Tommy" (1975)

Amazing album. Equally amazing Broadway production.

HORRIBLE MOVIE.

There's nothing worse than listening to Jack Nicholson trying to sing one of your favorite songs, on top of which most of the song is cut. And the storyline was so screwed-up it wasn't even funny. Daltrey was the only decent thing about the movie.
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Naked Space aka The Creature Wasn't Nice
1983
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Manos: The Hands of Fate


Many people hate Manos: Hands of Fate. Not Quentin Tarantino though, he loves that thing - even owns an old reel of it.

Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan rocks.

Films I hate -

1) Star Wars prequels
2) Robocop 3
3) Highlander 2 & 3
4) Star Trek: Nemesis
5) The remake of The Thomas Crown Affair
6) Daredevil
7) Elektra
8) King Arthur
9) Van Helsing
10) Gangs of New York
11) The remake of the Haunting
12) MIB 2
13) I, Robot
14) The Avengers
15) Catwoman
16) Die Another Day
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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The Crow 2: City of Angels. To this day it's the only film I walked out on.
I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.
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Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Manos: The Hands of Fate


Many people hate Manos: Hands of Fate. Not Quentin Tarantino though, he loves that thing - even owns an old reel of it.


I can understand his POV. Most people hate The Star Wars Holiday Special, but I love that thing.
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Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Manos: The Hands of Fate


Many people hate Manos: Hands of Fate. Not Quentin Tarantino though, he loves that thing - even owns an old reel of it.

Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan rocks.

Films I hate -

1) Star Wars prequels
2) Robocop 3
3) Highlander 2 & 3
4) Star Trek: Nemesis
5) The remake of The Thomas Crown Affair
6) Daredevil
7) Elektra
8) King Arthur
9) Van Helsing
10) Gangs of New York
11) The remake of the Haunting
12) MIB 2
13) I, Robot
14) The Avengers
15) Catwoman
16) Die Another Day


I agree with these, except for EpIII.

and I add the following:

17) Small Soldiers
18) Matrix Reloaded
19) Matrix Revolutions
20) Star Trek V
21) Moonraker
22) The Man With the Golden Gun(YOU HAD CHRISTOPHER LEE FOR GOODNESS SAKES, COULDN'T YOU DO BETTER?)
23) Batman and Robin
24) Dukes of Hazzard
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Originally posted by: ADigitalMan
The Crow 2: City of Angels. To this day it's the only film I walked out on.


LOL- We had free tickets to an advance show and almost walked out! But we were laughing soooooo hard. And to this day ALL I remember about the films is exploding palm trees!

And speaking of horrible films that I saw for free but still wanted my money (and life) back on:

Speed II: Cruise Control
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Originally posted by: greencapt

Speed II: Cruise Control


Agreed. What a load of crap.
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Originally posted by: ADigitalMan
The Crow 2: City of Angels. To this day it's the only film I walked out on.


Damn skippy. We got in free, but I still wanted my money back. I really only stuck around so I could write a scathing review the next week. I remember saying something about a "droopy-feathered sequel."

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SOME of the worst movies ever made, list is incomplete. In order of worst to... not so worst.

1- Os Trapalhoes na Guerra dos Planetas (aka Planet Wars aka Brazillian Star Wars)
2- Monster A-Go-Go
3- Batman & Robin
4- Silence of the Hams
5- Manos, The Hands of Fate
6- Santa with Muscles
7- Police Academy: Mission to Moscow
8- Scary Movie
9 - Boat Trip
10- The Avengers
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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To add to Ric's list:

Scary Movie 2
Scary Movie 3

(Which were both written by the way, by Pat Proft, the same guy who was a co-writer for the holiday special)
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Originally posted by: ricarleite

9 - Boat Trip




You gotta love Cuba Gooding Jr and Roger Moore in that movie. I thought it was a good laugh.

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Friday the 13 pt 8 Jason Takes Manhatten

Halloween 5 & Resurrection

Nightmare on Elm Street 2 5 & Freddys Dead

Exorcist 2, both versions of the Exorcist Prequel


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Originally posted by: Darth Enzo
Originally posted by: ADigitalMan
The Crow 2: City of Angels. To this day it's the only film I walked out on.


Damn skippy. We got in free, but I still wanted my money back. I really only stuck around so I could write a scathing review the next week. I remember saying something about a "droopy-feathered sequel."


I recall your review being far nicer than what I'd have written. You showed some restraint that I wouldn't have. I just remember how MUCH I talked up that movie before it came out, dragging everybody out to see it, and then actually walking out on it leaving you guys sitting there. I came back in for the finale though. But ick!
I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.
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More lousy films:
Waterworld
The Postman
The Hulk
Catwoman

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Well the worst movie in my book would bee:

Charlies Angels, what a waste of time! Got this for free with another movie... xtremly glad I didn't pay for it.

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Originally posted by: DarthBoMan
Well the worst movie in my book would bee:

Charlies Angels, what a waste of time! Got this for free with another movie... xtremly glad I didn't pay for it.


and Charlies Angels 2: Full Throttle