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L DIES
AERIS DIES
SPIKE DIES
NEO DIES
TRINITY DIES
JACK SPARROW DIES
OBI-WAN DIES
YODA DIES
QUI-GON DIES
PADME DIES
BOROMIR DIES
GANDALF DIES(AND IS REBORN)
DUMBLEDORE DIES(SNAPE KILLS HIM)
EVERYONE IN EVANGELION TURNS INTO ORANGE JUICE
BAMBI'S MOM DIES
MUFASA DIES
EVERY MAJOR CHARACTER IN FFT DIES(EXCEPT OLAN AND BALMAFULA)
GOKU DIES
GOKU DIES AGAIN
GOKU FUCKING DIES AGAIN
GOKU DIES, THIS TIME FOR REAL
PICCOLO DIES
KURIRIN DIES
KRILLIN DIES
TIEN DIES
CHAOZU DIES
YAMCHA DIES
VEGETA DIES
TELLAH DIES
MARIKO DIES
DARTH VADER IS LUKE SKYWALKER'S FATHER
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
BRUCE WILLIS IS DEAD
PRINCESS LEIA IS LUKE'S SISTER
WINSTON GETS REPROGRAMMED
THEY FIND NEMO
THEY ALL WENT TO THE SAME DAYCARE
ROSEBUD IS HIS SLED
WANDER DIES AND IS REBORN FUSED WITH THE DORMIN
GRETCHEN DIES
DONNIE GOES BACK IN TIME SO HE CAN GET KILLED BY THE FALLING PLANE ENGINE
MACMURPHY GETS LOBOTOMIZED AND IS KILLED BY CHIEF
ALEX IS "CURED"
THE PLANET OF THE APES IS EARTH IN THE FUTURE
TYLER DURDEN AND EDWARD NORTON'S CHARACTER ARE THE SAME PERSON
MERCUTIO DIES
ROMEO DIES
JULIET DIES
CAESAR DIES
HAMLET DIES
TONY ALMEIDA DIES
DECKARD IS A REPLICANT
THE BOY SHOOTS OL' YELLER
FREDO WAS THE TRAITOR (MICHAEL HAS HIM KILLED)
VINCENT DIES
THE CRIPPLE IS KEIZER SOZE
THE COLONEL SHOOTS KEVIN SPACEY
ONE OF THE QUEER COWBOYS DIES
THE BLACK GUY DIES FIRST
ROCKY LOSES
ROCKY WINS
ROCKY WINS
ROCKY WINS
ROCKY WINS
REDRUM IS MURDER SPELLED BACKWARDS
WILLARD KILLS KURTZ
ROCKY LOSES
SCARFACE DIES
SPOCK DIES
W.O.P.R. WAS JUST PLAYING A GAME
THE WIZARD IS THE GATEKEEPER
THEY NEVER FIND THE GRAIL
SIMON AND PIGGY DIE
THE ANSWER IS 42
ROSEBUD WAS A SLED
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rosebud being a sled is on there twice....why?
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A more important question:




This thread was made.........why?

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Rosebud is actually a clit.

Take it to the bank.

Not an anime clit either Sean Wookie, so don't get too excited.

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"DECKARD IS A REPLICANT"

Uh... okay. In the book he certainly isn't, and in the original cut of the movie he certainly isn't, the director's cut hints at it because it was an interesting questioned posed in the book, but it was really a dumb idea to suggest it in the movie. If he is suppose to be a replicant, he is a damn pathetic one.

"THE ANSWER IS 42"

I wouldn't consider this a spoiler. The answer is there all along really. The ture spoiler would be if you told us the question. Unfortunately this is something we are all destined to die without ever even coming close to finding out.

"GANDALF DIES(AND IS REBORN)"

Not sure if reborn is the right word to use here.

"SPOCK DIES"

You forgot to mention that he was reborn. Also you could have added that Data dies, but that movie kind of sucked.

"DUMBLEDORE DIES(SNAPE KILLS HIM)"

Damn. Now that is a spoiler. Now ten years from now when they finally make the 6th movie, I am not going to get the shock of my life when Dumbledore tells Snape to kill him so that the followers of he who shall not be named will believe Snape is really one of them. That will suck. I think.

Oh, and you forgot to mention

THEY WERE ALL LIVING IN MODERN TIMES BUT IN A WILD LIFE PRESERVE TO ESCAPE FROM SOCIETY

Oh and

"WANDER DIES AND IS REBORN FUSED WITH THE DORMIN"

What the hell? I don't watch near enough TV.

Oh, oh, one more!

'TO SERVE MEN' WAS NOT AN OATH, IT WAS A COOKBOOK









"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Originally posted by: C3PX
"DECKARD IS A REPLICANT"

Uh... okay. In the book he certainly isn't, and in the original cut of the movie he certainly isn't, the director's cut hints at it because it was an interesting questioned posed in the book, but it was really a dumb idea to suggest it in the movie. If he is suppose to be a replicant, he is a damn pathetic one.

Ridley Scott has said that he shot the film with it in his mind that Deckard is a replicant.

Also, Sean, this is, to me, a very amusing thread and probably the only worthwhile thread you've ever started. Back-handed compliment? Yeah, but still, well done.

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LOL...L dies. I wonder how many people really got that?

Here's the other shocker: Light dies! And Ryuk is the murderer! (not a shocker.)

I loved the Goku dying part...hilarious!
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Um, I think it's funny how you say that Kuririn dies, then you say that Krillin dies. Just covering your bases? If so, where the hell is Tenshinhan?!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: ReverendBeastly
Originally posted by: C3PX
"DECKARD IS A REPLICANT"

Uh... okay. In the book he certainly isn't, and in the original cut of the movie he certainly isn't, the director's cut hints at it because it was an interesting questioned posed in the book, but it was really a dumb idea to suggest it in the movie. If he is suppose to be a replicant, he is a damn pathetic one.



Ridley Scott has said that he shot the film with it in his mind that Deckard is a replicant.

Also, Sean, this is, to me, a very amusing thread and probably the only worthwhile thread you've ever started. Back-handed compliment? Yeah, but still, well done.




Really? I remember the one interview that ends with him saying that Decker is a replicant, but then he laughs in such a way you are not sure whether to take him seriously or not. When and on/in what was this interview? I am very interested to read it now.


"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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PROFESSOR X DIES
JEAN GREY DIES
CYCLOPS DIES
MYSTIQUE LOSES HER POWERS
MAGNETO LOSES HIS POWERS (MAYBE)
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HE IS THE JUGGERNAUGHT BITCH
PLUTO IS NOT A PLANET
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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Um, I think it's funny how you say that Kuririn dies, then you say that Krillin dies. Just covering your bases? If so, where the hell is Tenshinhan?!


And Tien too!

Just kidding. Seriously, why bother putting the dub names on there? I think most fans of DBZ know them by the Japanese name. I wonder if a study has ever been done of the percentage of people who ACTUALLY watch the dub on the FUNImation DVD's. That would be interesting...
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Originally posted by: C3PX<


THEY WERE ALL LIVING IN MODERN TIMES BUT IN A WILD LIFE PRESERVE TO ESCAPE FROM SOCIETY

Oh and

"WANDER DIES AND IS REBORN FUSED WITH THE DORMIN"

What the hell? I don't watch near enough TV.


The former is the M. Night Shamalan film The Village.

The latter is a refference to Shadow of the Collossus, a Playstation 2 video game in which the main protagonist, who the game never names but I call Bill, is fused with an ancient evil entity an turns into baby Bill at the end. It doesn't really make much sense to me either.

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woohoo!

JACK BAUER'S WIFE DIES
GEORGE MASON DIES
PRESIDENT PALMER IS POISONED (BUT LIVES)
SHERRY PALMER DIES
DAVID PALMER DIES
MICHELLE DESSLER DIES
TONY ALMEIDA DIES
EDGAR STILES DIES (R.I.P. FATTY)
A NUCLEAR BOMB IS DETONATED IN LOS ANGELES
THE ALIEN JELLYFISH WANT US TO PRESERVE OUR PLANET
RIPLEY IS THE ONLY SURVIVOR
LV426 GETS BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS
THE ALIEN QUEEN GETS KILLED
EVERYONE ON THE SULACO DIES
WILLARD KILLS KURTZ (THIS IS THE END, MY FRIEND)
THE ASTRONAUTS OF APOLLO 13 MAKE IT BACK TO EARTH
COMMANDER ADAMA GETS SHOT
BATMAN KILLS DUCARD BY CRASHING A BULLET TRAIN
STEVE NASH BEAT THE CRAZIES
VINCENT GETS KILLED BY THE CAB DRIVER
DR. NO DIES AND HIS ISLAND BLOWS UP
BRUCE THE SHARK GETS BLOWN TO BITS
BOROMIR DIES AND THE FELLOWSHIP SPLIT UP
THE FELLOWSHIP (MOSTLY) GET BACK TOGETHER AND KICK SOME ASS
FRODO DESTROYS THE ONE RING
DESMOND IS PROBABLY TO BLAME FOR THE PLANE CRASHING
AGENT K GETS NEURALYZED
DAVID BRENT GETS FIRED, BUT GETS A LOVE INTEREST
TIM AND DAWN FINALLY HOOK UP
JULES RETIRES AND VINCENT GETS SHOT TO DEATH
PRIVATE RYAN IS SAVED
THE GREEN GOBLIN/NORMAN OSBORN DIES BY GETTING IMPALED
DR. OCTAVIUS DIES BY DROWNING
JACK RYAN SAVES THE U.S. FROM GOING TO WAR
AGENT MILLS WIFE IS SIN #6, AND HE IS #7
JOHN AND SARAH CONNOR PREVENT JUDGEMENT DAY (AGAIN)

And there you have it. My entire DVD collection. Spoiled.
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LEIA IS YOUR TWIN SISTER
ZELDA IS SHEIK
YOU ARE DARTH REVAN
THE MULTIVERSE STILL EXISTS
KREIA WANTS TO KILL THE FORCE
THE GREAT SEA COVERS HYRULE
B4 HUMS BLUE SKIES
NOBODY CARES ABOUT ROSEBUD
MR. ROGERS WINS; FATALITY
BOOSTER GOLD IS SUPERNOVA
VESPER HAS AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE
THE MURDERER IS JEAN LORING
SNAPE KILLS SEPHIROTH

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Originally posted by: C3PX

Really? I remember the one interview that ends with him saying that Decker is a replicant, but then he laughs in such a way you are not sure whether to take him seriously or not. When and on/in what was this interview? I am very interested to read it now.

You know, now I don't know. I might have just based it on this:

"In July 2000, director Ridley Scott said that Deckard is, in fact, a replicant."

I thought I had read something else, but I really could be wrong. Oh, and to actually contribute to this thread:

LELAND PALMER DID IT.

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"SNAPE KILLS SEPHIROTH"

Whos is Sephiroth and who is River, both of whom this Snape fellow has killed.

KIRK DIDN'T DIE ON BOARD THE ENTERPRISE B HE WAS SUCKED INTO THE NEXUS

TRIP DIES

PICARD ISN'T CRAZY, Q IS JUDGING MANKIND AGAIN

VOYAGER MAKES IT HOME

THE OTHERS HAVE THEIR OWN VILLAGE

THERE ARE TWO ISLAND

SAWYER NEVER HAD A PACE MAKER INSTALLED

THE WRITERS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON ON THAT ISLAND

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Sephiroth: Main villain of Final Fantasy VII
River Tam: Character from Firefly
Snape: Professor in Harry Potter series

Answer: It's a joke. Chaltab's favorite fake spoiler is that Snape killed River even though they don't co-exist.

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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Ah! I knew of both river and Snape, but I figured it must be a different Snape and River since they don't co-exsit.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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THEY GET OFF THE ISLAND BUT GET SHIPWRECKED ON IT AGAIN.
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BIG BOSS IS SNAKES FATHER
SNAKE KILLS BIG BOSS
BOSS DIES
LIQUID DIES
OCELOT WORKS FOR THE PRESIDENT
OCELOT DOESN'T WORK FOR THE PRESIDENT
OCELOT IS ADAM
OCELOT IS INFESTED WITH LIQUID SNAKE
MOIRAINE DIES
BE'LAL DIES
LANFEAR DIES
ISHAMAEL DIES
MOGHEDON DIES
ASMODEAN DIES
RAHVIN DIES
SAMMAEL DIES
RAND IS THE DRAGON REBORN
KERRIGAN IS TURNED INTO A ZERG
TASSADOR DIES
OVERMIND DIES
FENIX DIES
DUKE DIES
DURAN WORKS FOR THE XEL'NAGA
GROM DIES
ARTHAS BECOMES THE LICH KING
THERE ARE SNAKES ON THE PLANE
V DIES
VON KARMA KILLED EDGEWORTH'S DAD
DON TURTELLI GIVES UP TICKING APRIL O'NEIL AFTER TEN SECONDS
BARASUISHO ISN'T REALLY THE 7TH DOLL
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I got some more:

GEORGE LUCAS DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN ANYMORE (Hey, it is a spoiler, most people had to watch to watch all the way to Ep III to finally figure it out)
ROSEBUD IS A SLED (This one hasn't been mentioned before, right?)
THE OTHER BOB IS REALLY MEGABYTE
HE REALLY LOVES BIG BROTHER
THE TOAD DECKER FOUND IS REALLY A ROBOT
THERE WAS NO MINORITY REPORT, ALL THREE PRECOGS SAW DIFFERENT VISIONS
ARCTOR IS AGENT FRED ALL ALONG
DOUGLAS QUAIL HAD ALREADY BEEN TO MARS AND DIDN'T NEED AN IMPLANTED MEMORY
GORT IS THE REAL MASTER

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape