The imperialscum "Furiously Doing His Taxes" Thread — Page 30

I flip-flop between “actually pathetic” and “elaborate trolling” all the time.

Hansi was better than ImperialScum. (Before all the hentai spamming, that is)

HansiG isn’t around anymore.

DominicCobb said:

moviefreakedmind said:

imperialscum said:

Ray_afraid and moviefreakedmind, thank you for sharing your experience, however I cannot relate to it. As you said, you just thought you were smart (despite evidence of contrary) and then eventually realised you are not. On the other hand, I was always a scientist and questioned everything rigorously. When I was a kid I was reluctant to just conclude I am smart, despite various clear evidence supporting that. But after 30 years of various clear evidence I just eventually had to conclude the obvious.

Ha, you’re 30? I would’ve guessed 17.

By the way, you’re about as much of a scientist as Bill Nye the Science Guy.

You do Bill Nye a great disservice.

Yeah, I feel bad now in hindsight. Bill Nye probably would’ve put imperialscum in his place a long time ago.

We need to get Bill Nye here.

Well, we put him in his place earlier. Now he’s lashing out. After 30 years of being a scientist I can say that for sure. By the way, according to my research, no specific weight correlates with poor health. As long as you eat right and exercise, being 450 pounds overweight when you’re less than six-feet tall isn’t a problem. Pretending to be a Japanese scientist is a new thing for kids though I guess. When I was young and we wanted to impress people we just said we had sex with someone or beat someone up.

So is “Japanese scientist” an OT.com meme now?

No, it’s just something that I’m pretty fond of now.

moviefreakedmind said:

imperialscum, judging by your behavior, I can tell you with absolute certainty that every single one of us forum regulars is better than you. We’re better than you are now, we’re better than you ever have been, and we’re better than you ever will be. Not because we’re great or anything, but because you are so terrible at everything in every way.

I am very happy for you.

Don’t embarrass yourself. I would expect more even from a peasant such as yourself.

No one talks to him in real life.

I like this strategy of responding to ImperialScum with popular ImperialScum quotes.

It’s not a strategy at all. I’m just putting him in his place. Just because he assumes that he his smart without evidence doesn’t change the fact that he’s a peasant.

moviefreakedmind said:

Pretending to be a Japanese scientist is a new thing for kids though I guess. When I was young and we wanted to impress people we just said we had sex with someone or beat someone up.

Since you desperately kept trying with this thing for so long, I will grant you a reply out of pity. You seem to be the only one claiming that thing and childishly trying to show it like I am trying to impress anyone.

First, I don’t think I have ever directly stated what I actually do for living (and where), let alone in a way to impress anyone. Second, you are deluding yourself horribly if you think I would try to impress someone like you.

Look, I don’t expect a peasant like you to know anything about Japanese scientists.

He takes chemistry classes from his local community college.

Darth Id said:

imperialscum said:

First, I don’t think I have ever directly stated what I actually do for living …

So when your said you were a “scientist,” you just meant you did science on the amateur back-alley circuit?

I guess I will have to school you too. Scientist is not a job. It refers to any individual who uses the scientific method.

imperialscum said:

Darth Id said:

imperialscum said:

First, I don’t think I have ever directly stated what I actually do for living …

So when your said you were a “scientist,” you just meant you did science on the amateur back-alley circuit?

I guess I will have to school you too. Scientist is not a job. It refers to any individual who uses the scientific method.

LOL! That really is embarrassing.