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The 'Would You Rather' thread. — Page 3

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ray_afraid said:

TV’s Frink said:

Is the gay dolphin male or female?

Doesn’t matter when it’s Arcturian!

…Is the gay dolphin Arcturian?

No that’s just Mega Donkeys.

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I F’n love Stinky.

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Isn’t it true sailors use to fuck Dolphins or Manatees while at Sea?

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TV’s Frink said:

Tyrphanax said:

I F’n love Stinky.

So you’d marry him?

Or F him?

Or both?

All of the above. And then kill so nobody else can have him.

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Would you rather have a leopard bite off your dick, or get raped by 6000 horses?

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Johny-Sasaki said:

Would you rather have a leopard bite off your dick, or get raped by 6000 horses?

Considering that you would die from the raping I would choose the former

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TV’s Frink said:

Tyrphanax said:

I F’n love Stinky.

So you’d marry him?

Or F him?

Or both?

If you flip me over on my back I don’t right myself either. It’s not that I can’t, I just won’t.

That’s what I’m talkin’ about.

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Lord Haseo said:

Johny-Sasaki said:

Would you rather have a leopard bite off your dick, or get raped by 6000 horses?

Considering that you would die from the raping I would choose the former

Look who’s an expert on horses.

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Stinky-Dinkins said:

TV’s Frink said:

Tyrphanax said:

I F’n love Stinky.

So you’d marry him?

Or F him?

Or both?

If you flip me over on my back I don’t right myself either. It’s not that I can’t, I just won’t.

That’s what I’m talkin’ about.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Johny-Sasaki said:

Would you rather have Wario64I bite off your dick, or get raped by HansiG?

FTFY

A real-life Kobayashi Maru. Real-life because either of those things could easily happen if you were in the same room with him.

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Lord Haseo said:

TV’s Frink said:

Lord Haseo said:

Johny-Sasaki said:

Would you rather have a leopard bite off your dick, or get raped by 6000 horses?

Considering that you would die from the raping I would choose the former

Look who’s an expert on horses.

I didn’t mean to reveal myself this way but…

Aw come on man. Why the long face?

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Agh Jesus, put that away! It’s like a strand of boiled spaghetti.

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Is it better to feed one person for a year, or 12 people for a month?

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Feed the person for a year and he lives for that duration of time and then some so long as he doesn’t perish in some other way. Feed the 12 people and they will die shortly after the supply runs out if they don’t start engaging in cannibalism. I’d go with the former because less people would suffer and at least the one person gets to live for a while.

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Just eat all thirteen people and add their power to your own.

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Would you rather be blind or be deaf?

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Deaf for sure as being blind is so much more debilitating in terms of just getting around and even something like reading requires learning to read brail. Also I would be constantly worried about bumping into stuff.

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Would you rather fuck a female werewolf named Helga Cosby or gain telepathy?