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The Worst Star Wars Characters — Page 2

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Tobar said:

What a waste of a villain.

What’s hilarious is it looks like he’s sitting on the john. Or is he attempting to photocopy his butt?

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IsanRido said:

The Younglings. Every single one of them.

I always call them Deadlings. More doomed than any Trek redshirt, because we know they all have to die before the prequels are over.

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Alderaan said:

All of the PT characters. Most if not all of the R1 characters. Poe Dameron, Captain Jokema, and General Kid in TFA.

How can you hate Poe? Oscar Isaac is so damn sexy with those eyes and that lip biting thing he does.

Back on topic somewhat, I don’t get why people like Mace Windu- he’s the biggest dick in the Jedi Order and that’s saying something.

It seems like people are really embracing the new characters. In fact, the big question people ask me now about Star Wars is, “Are Finn and Poe gay lovers?” And really how the f*ck would I know? My second husband left me for a man, so my gaydar isn’t exactly what you’d call Death Star level quality. ----Carrie Fisher

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lovelikewinter said:

Alderaan said:

All of the PT characters. Most if not all of the R1 characters. Poe Dameron, Captain Jokema, and General Kid in TFA.

How can you hate Poe? Oscar Isaac is so damn sexy with those eyes and that lip biting thing he does.

Back on topic somewhat, I don’t get why people like Mace Windu- he’s the biggest dick in the Jedi Order and that’s saying something.

I almost put him in my list… not only is he a dick, he’s kind of an idiot also.

He’s also involved in by far the worst saber duel in the entire sage. Oh for some stunt doubles
He was also horribly miscast (noting against Sam Jackson, but his forte isn’t exactly stoic monk types)

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Disco_Lobot said:

I almost put him in my list… not only is he a dick, he’s kind of an idiot also.

He’s also involved in by far the worst saber duel in the entire sage. Oh for some stunt doubles
He was also horribly miscast (noting against Sam Jackson, but his forte isn’t exactly stoic monk types)

The saber duel with him and Palpatine was originally something with stunt doubles and worked out moves. Then on the day they were going to shoot it- Lucas made them change it. In like half an hour.

It seems like people are really embracing the new characters. In fact, the big question people ask me now about Star Wars is, “Are Finn and Poe gay lovers?” And really how the f*ck would I know? My second husband left me for a man, so my gaydar isn’t exactly what you’d call Death Star level quality. ----Carrie Fisher

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lovelikewinter said:

I don’t get why people like Mace Windu- he’s the biggest dick in the Jedi Order and that’s saying something.

He’s everything wrong with the PT Jedi encapsulated in one person – dogmatic, legalistic, apathetic, and hypocritical. I love to hate him.

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PT Anikan has to be one of the worst. Both versions are badly written, whiney, and/or annoying. I don’t feel that either have any connection to the man later known as Darth Vader, character development-wise.

Also, almost all members of the Jedi Council in the PT are pretty stupid.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

lovelikewinter said:

I don’t get why people like Mace Windu- he’s the biggest dick in the Jedi Order and that’s saying something.

He’s everything wrong with the PT Jedi encapsulated in one person – dogmatic, legalistic, apathetic, and hypocritical. I love to hate him.

They say this cat Mace is a bad mother…

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CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

The residents of Alderaan. No character development. None!

Sad!

Anyway, to get some nuEU in here, Norra Wexley from the Aftermath books drives me nuts. Her son’s just as bad in the books, but he gets a pass because he grows up to be Greg Grunberg.

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That burping toad creature in ROTJ. I always assumed that was an SE addition until I saw DE for the first time last summer.

TV’s Frink said:

I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.

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CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

That burping toad creature in ROTJ. I always assumed that was an SE addition until I saw DE for the first time last summer.

Same. Something about the way it moves looks like CGI. The Wookieepedia page says it was a puppet; does anyone know if it was shot at a weird framerate or something like that?

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joefavs said:

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

That burping toad creature in ROTJ. I always assumed that was an SE addition until I saw DE for the first time last summer.

Same. Something about the way it moves looks like CGI. The Wookieepedia page says it was a puppet; does anyone know if it was shot at a weird framerate or something like that?

wouldn’t be surprised if it was shot at a slow frame rate. It’s a pretty quick effect.

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Probably a high frame rate like they used to make the Rancor not look like a puppet.

It could also be the crappy SE mastering making look CGIey today.

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CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

That burping toad creature in ROTJ. I always assumed that was an SE addition until I saw DE for the first time last summer.

Something we can agree on. This is another piece of evidence that shows OT Lucas and SE/PT Lucas are the same person. He didn’t change over the years. He just gained more and more creative control until he could indulge in bathroom humor and tonal nonsense as often as he liked.

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THIS. Terrible & Creepy.

Rogue One is redundant. Just play the first mission of DARK FORCES.
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