Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father I actually agree that if you can avoid Chemical medication like anti-depressants and take some kind of herbal remedy instead than you should. I was on anti-depressants for a long time and I do know what I'm talking about. However, I still think Tom Cruise is absolutely nuts.
I agree with you right there. If you can avoid putting chemicals into your body, then you definitely should as oftentimes, newer natural remedies are better with less side effects (as opposed to old timey herbal remedies which could be disasters). I'm not quite sure of their logic of banning psychology, though. I read the comic 8-bit Theatre (http://www.nuklearpower.com), and the author's friend killed himself a couple of years ago. His parents founded a suicide prevention program in his memory and was trying to get it implemented in school in Florida, but the crazy Scientologists stepped in and lobbied against it because it was based on psychiatric examination. Fortunately, the local government must have realized how nonsensical they were and didn't let them get in the way of passing the bill.
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones So, do you all think it's fair to say that Tom Cruise has single handedly destroyed Katie Holmes's career?
Yes. And that's on purpose. He specifically stated he didn't want her working once she got pregnant. He want her to become Susie Homemaker (my words, not his).
I still think Nicole divorced him because he was trying to control her career. Probably the same thing with Mimi.
He hasn't married Katie yet. There's still some hope that she can run off in the dark of night. But now that Thomas J. Mapother is listed as the father on that child's birth certificate, things will be much more difficult.
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I'm actually just disturbed awkwaardly by the thought of Katie Holmes eating a gooey bloody placenta. I know thats not what it would have been like, but the quick thought made me kinda sick, and lots of things don't make me feel like that.
For the sake of compassion between humans, I hope she runs away from all off this and tries to get bak to something morenormal, tho I bet after fully believing in Scientology....that must be a little hard......that and being famous and hot (or once hot)
Originally posted by: ADigitalMan Can't you just see him shaking the Cruiser upside down? Cruiser screaming "I swear to L. Ron!" and Bale growling "Swear to Me!!!"
HAHAHA! Wow, that would truly make my day. Someone needs to turn that into a flash video.
Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones Eating the placenta? That sounds a little too far gone even for Cruise. Then again...
So, do you all think it's fair to say that Tom Cruise has single handedly destroyed Katie Holmes's career?
Actually, he might not of hurt it as much as one might think. Besides Batman Begins, she hasn't been overly active in making movies or TV shows. Without Cruise to get her media attention, she might of simply faded away.
Not to defend Tom Cruise any. He has gone off the deep end and is taking Katie with him. Its kinda sad to see, I think.
Originally posted by: ADigitalMan Can't you just see him shaking the Cruiser upside down? Cruiser screaming "I swear to L. Ron!" and Bale growling "Swear to Me!!!"
That would be sweet. I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.
Suri?! SURI?! Oh lord... the truth must be told...
I am very well informed about the project codenamed S.U.R.I.
S - Scientology's U - Ultimate R - Resurrection I - Idea
It's been in the works since the time of L. Ron Hubbard's lifespan.
A crude name, but Church Of Scientology officials' mental capabilities are limited. For what it's worth, Suri rolls off the tounge quite well. Well, this isn't relevant. Onto the real goods.
I'll give you the skinny on the project. Soon after Tom Cruise met Katie Holmes, he approached the highest figures in Scientology. He let them know that he found a perfect specimen to carry SEED. For those of you who don't know what SEED is, it is the single sperm cell retrieved from the late L. Ron Hubbard. For years it had been kept in a classified location. There had been candidates chosen to use SEED. Only Scientologists who were viewed as qualified were considered candidates. They are put into ranks. Tom Cruise was one of the top candidates and when he approached The Church Of Scientology, they quickly obliged. They entrusted Tom Cruise with the role of planting SEED into Katie Holmes.
Soon, the couple were married. Tom Cruise knew that unprotected sexual intercourse was imminent, so prior to the sex, Tom Cruise used the special ready-to-inject syringe carrying SEED on his testicles. This made sure that when he enjaculated, the ONLY sperm cell to leave his body was SEED.
The fertilization was obviously successful...
This could be the true reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. Lord help us all.
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
okay i just read in a magazine at work yesterday on break that a scientology thing during birth is a quiet, no-movement birth. quiet? minial movement? bitch please, obviously this guy hubbard or whatever his name is was on copious amounts of BC pot at the time that he thought of this one. lets see men try and squeeze out something the size of a small watermelon without making a single sound. or clenching your fist and beating your hands against the floor. hmm i wonder if these rules would be different if it was the MEN giving birth... stupid hubbard
I'm tempted to say that Hubbard's a genius for developing a completely asinine religion and actually getting people to believe it. I bet he was laughing his ass off all the way to the grave.
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
