The Things We Hate And Love Thread . — Page 318

A real party would have had a few invisible bras.

while I disagree, I can understand why you feel this way.

Gaffer Tape said:

...justified...

Says you...

Yoda Is Your Father said:

I HATE THIS FUCKING STATE I HATE THIS FUCKING TOWN I HATE THIS FUCKING HOUSE I HATE THAT I HAVE BEEN HERE SO FUCKING LONG AND WILL STILL BE HERE IN 3 WEEKS I HATE THAT MY LIFE IS ON HOLD AND I AM NOT IN CONTROL OF MY OWN FUCKING LIFE I FUCKING HATE IT.

EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO AND KILL MYSELF.

Amerka tends to have that effect on people, LOLZ!

I imahgine things are better for you now though, right? All these years later, back home. That is good. I feel so very stuck in this country at times, it is disheartening. Imagine being stuck married to a whore, and knowing that whore is all you can ever have while those that surround you get to enjoy all the pleasures of your whore, but also get to return home to their own wives who are solely theirs. So it is to be an American. Where at LEAST we know we're free! (to drive a meager 75 miles an hour on the motorway) and will never forget the men who died and gave that right to us! (like protecting us from the vicious threat of the Vietnamese and the bloody Brits!) We will gladly STAND UP! and defend ourselves to day! Ain't no doubt (Well, Webster thinks it is a real word, stop cringing like a prick C3PX, just go with it) we love this land! GAWD BLESS THE YOU ESS AYYYY!!!!

Yeah, so this si totally the kind of post you delete in the moring if you remember ppsting it. A wise man once said recentlu (regarding drunk posts) "we haben't had one of those in a while\end quote marks] so I am accommodating.

Anyway, I looked up the things we had thread because I have an inportnt impertanent important meaasge message to shar. share. I think my backspace key is gone, carp. But I could only find the hate and love thread, not the same thing, but easierly found. So

I think we need to make a federal law that toilet water should only be so deep. Am I seriously the only guy who gets tired of having to grip his cock everytime he sits on the commode for a crap? Women get to sit on the thing worry free and shit and or piss at their leisure. Why should guys have to stand to piss and keep a grip of their dick when they crap out of fear of it falling into dirty toilet water? It is gross and nasty! I demand a new design! I am sick forgetting to set my penis on the wasteband of my underwear and feeling it drop into the cold water below. Ewww. THis is a horrible . horrible, horrible design and it deserves no place in the modern world! It is 2012 for fuck's sake! Surely we can improve on the current design of our defecation appliances! I totally get why the Turks went with squatting wholes with traction footholds, but that is seriously hard on the knees! There has to be a way to poop while protecting the knees while keeping the penis dry. Come on peop;e! We are living in an age where men have climbed on the moon! Our ingenuity can surely create a better toilet.  One that creates comfort and sanitation at once. Gaaah!!! I fucking hate dropping my cock in cold toilet water!!!I always feel paranoid I am going to get some horrible disease from it when it is not my toilet. I am usualy careful to hold on for dear life, but as you all know, sometimes you just accidently drop it and SPLASH.

You all feel me on this? Lower water levels for the win!!!

Gaffer Tape said:

I blame you and your boob jokes.

Seriously as bigger than you're head? That is crazy! Can't even hold them./!  Disproportioned and really, not that hot, but kind of a fun thing sometimes. You know? It is fun. I like it sometimes.

Why is the rum always gone?

Drunk C3PX is fun.

Not as fun as a drunk Lil Wayne ...

... getting crushed beneath the feet of a caravan of elephants.

Wow, I have no idea where all of that came from.

First instinct is to pull a GL and edit... but, maybe I'll leave them, unless they offend anyone too much. I should probably go back and read them before I make that decision.

wow,  CP3S, how much were you drinking last night? 

Leave in, please. It should be preserved for future generations. ;-)

Warbler said:

wow,  CP3S, how much were you drinking last night? 

The perfect amount, apparently.

My "date" was texting, or chatting on Facebook, or something, and telling me about stupid things I wasn't drunk enough to care about, so I got bored and started posting. It was horrible, and kind of weird. Worse than a guy rolling over and falling asleep right after (I am assuming). Who does that? This is why I try to have nothing to do with women under the age of 25.

CP3S said:

Yoda Is Your Father said:
I HATE THIS FUCKING STATE I HATE THIS FUCKING TOWN I HATE THIS FUCKING HOUSE I HATE THAT I HAVE BEEN HERE SO FUCKING LONG AND WILL STILL BE HERE IN 3 WEEKS I HATE THAT MY LIFE IS ON HOLD AND I AM NOT IN CONTROL OF MY OWN FUCKING LIFE I FUCKING HATE IT.

EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO AND KILL MYSELF.

Amalek tends to have that effect on people, LOLZ!

I Imam Gene things are better for you now though, right? All these years later, back home. That is good. I feel so very stuck in this country at times, it is disheartening. Imagine being stuck married to a whore, and knowing that whore is all you can ever have while those that surround you get to enjoy all the pleasures of your whore, but also get to return home to their own wives who are solely theirs. So it is to be an American. Where at LEAST we know we're free! (to drive a meager 75 miles an hour on the motorway) and will never forget the men who died and gave that right to us! (like protecting us from the vicious threat of the Vietnamese and the bloody Brits!) We will gladly STAND UP! and defend ourselves to day! Ain't no doubt (Well, Webster thinks it is a real word, stop cringing like a prick C3PX, just go with it) we love this land! GAWD BLESS THE YOU ESS AYYYY!!!!

 

Yeah, so this ja totally the kind of post you delete in the mooring if you remember pap smearing it. A wise man once said Cthulhu (regarding drunk posts) "we habitat had one of those in a while\end quote marks] so I am accommodating.

Anyway, I looked up the things we had spread because I have an imported TNT impotent important massage message to Cher. share. I think my backspace key is gone, crap. But I could only find the hate and love thread, not the same thing, but Eastery found. So

I think we need to make a federal law that toilet water should only be so deep. Am I seriously the only guy who gets tired of having to grip his cock everytime he sits on the commode for a crap? Women get to sit on the thing worry free and shit and or piss at their leisure. Why should guys have to stand to piss and keep a grip off their dick when they crap out of fear of it falling into dirty toilet water? It is gross and nasty! I demand a new design! I am sick forgetting to set my penis on the waste management of my underwear and feeling it drop into the cold water below. Ewww. THis is a horrible . horrible, horrible design and it deserves no place in the modern world! It is 2012 for fuck's sake! Surely we can improve on the current design of our defecation appliances! I totally get why the Turks went with squatting whores with traction footholds, but that is seriously hard on the knees! There has to be a way to poop while protecting the knees while keeping the penis dry. Come on poppy! We are living in an age where men have climbed on the moon! Our ingenuity can surely create a better toilet.  One that creates comfort and sanitation at once. Gaaah!!! I fucking hate dropping my cock in cold toilet water!!!I always feel paranoid I am going to get some horrible disease from it when it is not my toilet. I am casually careful to hold on for dear life, but as you all know, sometimes you just axle denting drop it and SPLASH.

You all feel me on this? Lower water levels for the win!!!

CP3S said:

Gaffer Tape said:

I blame you and your boob jokes.

Seriously as bigger than Yourellian head? That is crazy! Can't even hold them./! Disproportioned and really, not that hot, but kind of a fun thing sometimes. You know? It is fun. I like it sometimes.

 

Why is the rum always gone?

Same as above.

This thread got dark.

I can't believe this thread is still going after all these years.

It wasn't, I just resurrected it from a two years of oblivion.

Love Noosha Fox.

She's like a flapper girl with superpowers.

I hate it when forum admins don’t respond to PMs.

edit: I have apologize below, so please disregard this

I’d be willing to bet the forum admin hates it when people post things like that.

perhaps, but maybe the forum admin should respond to PMs instead of ignoring them.

edit: I have apologize below, so please disregard this