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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
I hate that I'm going back to school tomorrow, and that I don't feel like packing today.


I'm going Saturday and the only things I have packed are Ramen(the good kind) and my DVDs/Video Games.

"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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I think I've pretty much packed the essentials. Except for clothes. But I never really unpacked to begin with... It's just a matter of sorting things out and removing the stuff I don't need anymore and repacking the stuff I've had to use since I got home.

Like clothes.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Ah, Ramen..The food of champions.

I honestly believe I owe my life to Ramen and Naked Juices. They have been my sustainance thoughout my time in North Dakota.

War does not make one great.

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Naked Juices? Now, before I picture the Fruit of the Loom guys, please explain what this means.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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It's just a brand name. They make juice drinks that contain nothing but fruit, hence 'Naked'. I pretty much get all my fruit from a bottle these days. They also make one with 38g of soy protein, which is good for us veggies.

War does not make one great.

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Originally posted by: Bossk
Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Well, I can't say that I blame him if you're always calling him Boosk.


Gaffer is my friend. Shimmer is a tool who can burn in the seventh ring of hell.

Ooohhh... I can be George! Rock! He was my favorite Beatle anyway.

However, since I was absent during the whole affair, I think it might be more appropriate for me to be Stuart Sutcliffe.


I'll give you the head injury if you want it.
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That's what I figured it must be. Have you ever tried V8 Fusion? It's the V8 drink that combines a full serving of fruits and a full serving of vegetables. It's pretty good, especially considering it's a puree of about 15 different opposing foods.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: sean wookie
I'll give you the head injury if you want it.


I'll pass. Thanks, though. You're a good friend.
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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
That's what I figured it must be. Have you ever tried V8 Fusion? It's the V8 drink that combines a full serving of fruits and a full serving of vegetables. It's pretty good, especially considering it's a puree of about 15 different opposing foods.
No but I'll be sure to check it out. I'm always on the lookout for quick and easy ways to treat my body well.

War does not make one great.

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I hate that I am angry and depressed right now.


E!-A!-G!-L!-E!-S! EAGLES!!!
SUPERBOWL LII CHAMPS!!!

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I hate that Anna Diggs Taylor insists on upholding the civil liberties of terrorits.

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I hate that Chaltab thinks that some people shouldn't have civil liberties.


E!-A!-G!-L!-E!-S! EAGLES!!!
SUPERBOWL LII CHAMPS!!!

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well, I'm sure a DNA test would prove that I am right


E!-A!-G!-L!-E!-S! EAGLES!!!
SUPERBOWL LII CHAMPS!!!

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I hate my Mother-in-law

I try not to, I really do, but then she does something to infuriate me. I can't wait till I live in another state and never have to see her. And you better believe I'm getting a phone with caller ID and if she rings I'm not answering.

War does not make one great.

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They may have the bodies of people, but mentally they are zombies at best and pure evil at worst.

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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
I hate my Mother-in-law

I try not to, I really do, but then she does something to infuriate me. I can't wait till I live in another state and never have to see her. And you better believe I'm getting a phone with caller ID and if she rings I'm not answering.


But what about your wife? Won't she want to talk with your mother-in-law?


E!-A!-G!-L!-E!-S! EAGLES!!!
SUPERBOWL LII CHAMPS!!!

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He said HE wouldn't answer; I assume he'll let is wife do whatever she wants.

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
He said HE wouldn't answer; I assume he'll let is wife do whatever she wants.
No! I am ordering my wife to never talk to her parents again and she must burn all her photos too.

Just joking. That would be pretty sweet though

They say your Mother-in-law is what your wife will turn into. If that's true, I better start saving now for a divorce lawyer.

War does not make one great.

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Hm. This seems serious. Perhaps we could get her a brain transplant.

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Yeah good idea. This baseball bat with a nail in it looks like a good tool to get the job done.

War does not make one great.

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i hate working for a huge corporation. layoffs are a dime-a-dozen to upper management. we're about to have some on august 29th.

my next job will definitely be for the gov't or the school district. definitely.

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Originally posted by: ricardo
i hate working for a huge corporation. layoffs are a dime-a-dozen to upper management. we're about to have some on august 29th.

my next job will definitely be for the gov't or the school district. definitely.
Working for the British government was so sweet.

August 29th... Judgement Day!

War does not make one great.

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*Terminator Theme Song* CHUN CHUN CHUN CHUN-CHUN!!*

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My younger brother was genuinely scared on August 29th 1997.

War does not make one great.