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The Rise of Skywalker Crackpot Theories Thread

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Adding to the list of TRoS threads, there’s already a proper discussion thread to talk leaks and official promotional material before December 20th. This is the thread to throw out any baseless speculation, half baked guesses, personal wish fulfillment, gut suspicions without any citation to back it up. Hopefully a lighter thread, not to be taken too seriously and is not about accuracy. Be creative!

4 to get the ball rolling -

  • Rey is a gender swapped Kylo clone (twin AND clone!)
  • Jar Jar is a key to all of this
  • The Falcon is irreparably destroyed by the end of the movie
  • The Emperor and “The Oracle” are one in the same
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Wicket turns up, happily married to Cindel.

Mace Windu is still alive, but lost his memory of the Clone Wars years. He now sports a robotic hand which is detachable and can sneak around spying on people.

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Where were you in '77?

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Luke wakes up in bed back on Tatooine with his Aunt, Uncle, Ben Kenobi, and the droids standing around him. Luke, bewildered, is like “it was…so real…there was a dark lord…a muppet…and you were there, and you, and…”

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Kylo travels back in time to the OT (don’t mention the PT!) so Rey follows him, then they all fight the Emperor and make everything post ROTJ out of canon. We learn Episode 10, 11, and 12 will be coming shortly to retell the events following ROTJ. This time, it’s the Second Order!

Maul- A Star Wars Story

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The Porgs turn out to be the Whills.

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Where were you in '77?

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Rey is a clone of Padme’s bodyguard from TPM

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OutboundFlight said:

Threepio is possessed by the Emperor, hence his red eyes.

So many Darth Jar Jar theories, but nobody suspected the droid hiding in plain sight, built by the chosen one under the influence of Sidious and his master plan…

C-3PO: SLEEPER CELL