The Ric Olie Press Conference Thread — Page 6

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

Warbler from the South Jersey Gazette restating my previous question with corrected spelling:  Would you care to comment on the rumors now spreading (due to the fact that you refused to answer my question before my previous question) that you are in collusion  with the Nabooian representative in the Galactic Senate who is rumored to be secretly plotting to take over the Republic?

 It's Naboobian, and I'm not in collusion with anyone planning secret plots.

 Warbler with the South Jersey Gazette:  Are you sure?  You seem to have difficulty remembering things.   Is it possible you could have colluded with someone planning secret plots and forgot about it?

 Yes, I'm sure.  No, it's not possible, as the person I have been working with has made no secret of the plot.

 Warbler from the South Jersey Gazette:  So you have been working with someone who is plotting to take over the Republic?

 Of course.

 ah ha!

I hereby place you under arrest for conspiracy to overthrow the government.

 That's not a question, and you forgot to present your credentials.

DuracellEnergizer said:

TV's Frink said:

If you don't ask a legitimate question, you will be forcibly removed from the premises by Captain Typho.

 

How handsome are you from a scale of -googol to googol?

 CREDENTIALS!!!

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

Warbler from the South Jersey Gazette restating my previous question with corrected spelling:  Would you care to comment on the rumors now spreading (due to the fact that you refused to answer my question before my previous question) that you are in collusion  with the Nabooian representative in the Galactic Senate who is rumored to be secretly plotting to take over the Republic?

 It's Naboobian, and I'm not in collusion with anyone planning secret plots.

 Warbler with the South Jersey Gazette:  Are you sure?  You seem to have difficulty remembering things.   Is it possible you could have colluded with someone planning secret plots and forgot about it?

 Yes, I'm sure.  No, it's not possible, as the person I have been working with has made no secret of the plot.

 Warbler from the South Jersey Gazette:  So you have been working with someone who is plotting to take over the Republic?

 Of course.

 ah ha!

I hereby place you under arrest for conspiracy to overthrow the government.

 That's not a question, and you forgot to present your credentials.

 *sigh*  ok, Warbler with South Jersey Gazette:  You have been placed under arrest for conspiracy to overthrow the government, will you come peacefully or do you need to be sliced and diced?

Frink, does this mean your mom had a son she never told me about (Ric) who has now taken over your profile, or does it mean that she simply thought she had another son, so she would sometimes call you Frink and sometimes Ric, and now you have a case of mistaken/confused identity?

Either way you should probably go to therapy.

Tack said:

Frink, I only have one thing to say.

You cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

 ALOL

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

Warbler from the South Jersey Gazette restating my previous question with corrected spelling:  Would you care to comment on the rumors now spreading (due to the fact that you refused to answer my question before my previous question) that you are in collusion  with the Nabooian representative in the Galactic Senate who is rumored to be secretly plotting to take over the Republic?

 It's Naboobian, and I'm not in collusion with anyone planning secret plots.

 Warbler with the South Jersey Gazette:  Are you sure?  You seem to have difficulty remembering things.   Is it possible you could have colluded with someone planning secret plots and forgot about it?

 Yes, I'm sure.  No, it's not possible, as the person I have been working with has made no secret of the plot.

 Warbler from the South Jersey Gazette:  So you have been working with someone who is plotting to take over the Republic?

 Of course.

 ah ha!

I hereby place you under arrest for conspiracy to overthrow the government.

 That's not a question, and you forgot to present your credentials.

 *sigh*  ok, Warbler with South Jersey Gazette:  You have been placed under arrest for conspiracy to overthrow the government, will you come peacefully or do you need to be sliced and diced?

 Just because I want to see you try, sliced and diced.

Tack said:

Frink, I only have one thing to say.

You cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

 That's not a question, you didn't present credentials, blah blah blah.

Some of you aren't very good at this.

DominicCobb said:

Frink, does this mean your mom had a son she never told me about (Ric) who has now taken over your profile, or does it mean that she simply thought she had another son, so she would sometimes call you Frink and sometimes Ric, and now you have a case of mistaken/confused identity?

Either way you should probably go to therapy.

 Credentials.

DuracellEnergizer said:

Tack said:

Frink, I only have one thing to say.

You cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

 ALOL

 You forgot an "L" and your credentials and to ask a question.

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

Warbler from the South Jersey Gazette restating my previous question with corrected spelling:  Would you care to comment on the rumors now spreading (due to the fact that you refused to answer my question before my previous question) that you are in collusion  with the Nabooian representative in the Galactic Senate who is rumored to be secretly plotting to take over the Republic?

 It's Naboobian, and I'm not in collusion with anyone planning secret plots.

 Warbler with the South Jersey Gazette:  Are you sure?  You seem to have difficulty remembering things.   Is it possible you could have colluded with someone planning secret plots and forgot about it?

 Yes, I'm sure.  No, it's not possible, as the person I have been working with has made no secret of the plot.

 Warbler from the South Jersey Gazette:  So you have been working with someone who is plotting to take over the Republic?

 Of course.

 ah ha!

I hereby place you under arrest for conspiracy to overthrow the government.

 That's not a question, and you forgot to present your credentials.

 *sigh*  ok, Warbler with South Jersey Gazette:  You have been placed under arrest for conspiracy to overthrow the government, will you come peacefully or do you need to be sliced and diced?

 Just because I want to see you try, sliced and diced.

 Warbler from The South Jersey Gazette:  As you wish

FrinkWarbler

well?

TV's Frink said:

DominicCobb said:

Frink, does this mean your mom had a son she never told me about (Ric) who has now taken over your profile, or does it mean that she simply thought she had another son, so she would sometimes call you Frink and sometimes Ric, and now you have a case of mistaken/confused identity?

Either way you should probably go to therapy.

 Credentials.

 Why do I need credentials?

Neglify said:

Hi, it's Neglify from the Epoch Times.

I've been keeping my readers up-to-date with your press conference, you can read my cover story for it here.

I've had a lot of readers write in with questions, here are the top 3 most common. (Apologies if I'm only allowed one question per post, I'm from California so I usually don't give a shit about rules.)

1) Do you believe in God?

2) Are you black or white?

3) Do you masturbate while posting in this thread? Or do you fap later while reading your posts?

 That's four questions, but I'm gonna answer anyway.

1) Maybe

2) Yes

3) Yes / Yes

DominicCobb said:

TV's Frink said:

DominicCobb said:

Frink, does this mean your mom had a son she never told me about (Ric) who has now taken over your profile, or does it mean that she simply thought she had another son, so she would sometimes call you Frink and sometimes Ric, and now you have a case of mistaken/confused identity?

Either way you should probably go to therapy.

 Credentials.

 Why do I need credentials?

 I can't answer that until you provide credentials.

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

Warbler from the South Jersey Gazette restating my previous question with corrected spelling:  Would you care to comment on the rumors now spreading (due to the fact that you refused to answer my question before my previous question) that you are in collusion  with the Nabooian representative in the Galactic Senate who is rumored to be secretly plotting to take over the Republic?

 It's Naboobian, and I'm not in collusion with anyone planning secret plots.

 Warbler with the South Jersey Gazette:  Are you sure?  You seem to have difficulty remembering things.   Is it possible you could have colluded with someone planning secret plots and forgot about it?

 Yes, I'm sure.  No, it's not possible, as the person I have been working with has made no secret of the plot.

 Warbler from the South Jersey Gazette:  So you have been working with someone who is plotting to take over the Republic?

 Of course.

 ah ha!

I hereby place you under arrest for conspiracy to overthrow the government.

 That's not a question, and you forgot to present your credentials.

 *sigh*  ok, Warbler with South Jersey Gazette:  You have been placed under arrest for conspiracy to overthrow the government, will you come peacefully or do you need to be sliced and diced?

 Just because I want to see you try, sliced and diced.

 Warbler from The South Jersey Gazette:  As you wish

FrinkWarbler

well?

 Yes, that was well.

Ryan McAvoy said:

"Gus Haynes here, Baltimore Sun, City Desk..."

"...my readers have been calling the office asking what was going on in this photograph?...

...you look to be enjoying yourself whatever it was."

I can't answer that, because it's not me.

TV's Frink said:

DominicCobb said:

TV's Frink said:

DominicCobb said:

Frink, does this mean your mom had a son she never told me about (Ric) who has now taken over your profile, or does it mean that she simply thought she had another son, so she would sometimes call you Frink and sometimes Ric, and now you have a case of mistaken/confused identity?

Either way you should probably go to therapy.

 Credentials.

 Why do I need credentials?

 I can't answer that until you provide credentials.

 At least you're consistent.

Davnes007 said:

** Erica is quietly playing with her self......waiting for this "press conference" to start making sense **

Look over there.

Neglify said:

Davnes007 said:

** Erica is quietly playing with her self......waiting for this "press conference" to start making sense **

 The readers of The Epoch Times demand pictures. 

 Dis gunna be gud.

DominicCobb said:

TV's Frink said:

DominicCobb said:

TV's Frink said:

DominicCobb said:

Frink, does this mean your mom had a son she never told me about (Ric) who has now taken over your profile, or does it mean that she simply thought she had another son, so she would sometimes call you Frink and sometimes Ric, and now you have a case of mistaken/confused identity?

Either way you should probably go to therapy.

 Credentials.

 Why do I need credentials?

 I can't answer that until you provide credentials.

 At least you're consistent.

 Security is getting anxious, son.