The Ric Olie Press Conference Thread — Page 5

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

Warbler from the South Jersey Gazette restating my previous question with corrected spelling:  Would you care to comment on the rumors now spreading (due to the fact that you refused to answer my question before my previous question) that you are in collusion  with the Nabooian representative in the Galactic Senate who is rumored to be secretly plotting to take over the Republic?

 It's Naboobian, and I'm not in collusion with anyone planning secret plots.

 Warbler with the South Jersey Gazette:  Are you sure?  You seem to have difficulty remembering things.   Is it possible you could have colluded with someone planning secret plots and forgot about it?

 Yes, I'm sure.  No, it's not possible, as the person I have been working with has made no secret of the plot.

 Warbler from the South Jersey Gazette:  So you have been working with someone who is plotting to take over the Republic?

John Cole here,.....Belfast Telegraph, sorry I'm late for the 'press' conference....

What can I press?

J

Ryan McAvoy said:

Dr Hunter S. Thompson here, Jersey Shore Herald..."

"...I see from this photo...

...that you used to work in security in your younger days before being promoted to the position of personal pilot to the Queen. Tell me, when you were chasing criminals through the streets of Theed, how fast did you catch 'em?"

 Immediately.  Then I explained to them what I had just done, 'cause it was so fast they didn't know what hit 'em.

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

Warbler from the South Jersey Gazette restating my previous question with corrected spelling:  Would you care to comment on the rumors now spreading (due to the fact that you refused to answer my question before my previous question) that you are in collusion  with the Nabooian representative in the Galactic Senate who is rumored to be secretly plotting to take over the Republic?

 It's Naboobian, and I'm not in collusion with anyone planning secret plots.

 Warbler with the South Jersey Gazette:  Are you sure?  You seem to have difficulty remembering things.   Is it possible you could have colluded with someone planning secret plots and forgot about it?

 Yes, I'm sure.  No, it's not possible, as the person I have been working with has made no secret of the plot.

 Warbler from the South Jersey Gazette:  So you have been working with someone who is plotting to take over the Republic?

 Of course.

Jaitea said:

John Cole here,.....Belfast Telegraph, sorry I'm late for the 'press' conference....

What can I press?

 I've got some peanut oil you can press.

TV's Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Hi, there, Ric. My name is David Icke, and I've got two questions for you.

1. Are there any non-Gungan Reptilians stationed in hiding on your planet?

2. If not, can I come to your planet and pave the way for my people's coming invasion and your subsequent subjugation?

 name !=  credentials

I am High Proctor of the Disinformation Branch of the Universal Draconian Imperium's Propaganda Police.

NOW ANSWER MY QUESTIONS, OR YOU WILL BE AMONG THE FIRST TO BE SERVED UP TO HIS ROYAL ESSENCE IMPERATOR S'SH-I'WH'-HS'UW-UU!!!!!!!!

DuracellEnergizer said:

TV's Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Hi, there, Ric. My name is David Icke, and I've got two questions for you.

1. Are there any non-Gungan Reptilians stationed in hiding on your planet?

2. If not, can I come to your planet and pave the way for my people's coming invasion and your subsequent subjugation?

 name !=  credentials

 

I am High Proctor of the Disinformation Branch of the Universal Draconian Imperium's Propaganda Police.

NOW ANSWER MY QUESTIONS, OR YOU WILL BE AMONG THE FIRST TO BE SERVED UP TO HIS ROYAL ESSENCE IMPERATOR S'SH-I'WH'-HS'UW-UU!!!!!!!!

 What were the questions again?

Ryan McAvoy said:

"Spike here (From late-80s/early-90s ITV children's television comedy-drama 'Press Gang'), the Junior Gazette..."

"...I know we all go through some tough patches in our lives but what... if you don't mind me asking... was happening in your life during this period...

?"

 At that point in my life, I was still learning how to avoid posting broken images...it appears you are still in that stage.

Lots of delicious, delicious drugs.  My favourite ones were the blue ones.

TV's Frink said:

 What were the questions again?

Obfuscating mammal! For your insolence, you will be taken to Draco Prime and placed in the hybridization pens, where you will be forced to breed with our females

and give birth to the resulting offspring

Jane Doe, News-Tribune. Did you and TV's Frink have a Hollywood style showdown in your brain? How did you defeat him?

DuracellEnergizer said:

TV's Frink said:

 What were the questions again?

 

Obfuscating mammal! For your insolence, you will be taken to Draco Prime and placed in the hybridization pens, where you will be forced to breed with our females

and give birth to the resulting offspring

 Where are you going with this...thing?

doubleKO said:

Jane Doe, News-Tribune. Did you and TV's Frink have a Hollywood style showdown in your brain? How did you defeat him?

 He's a sucker for sandwiches.  I waved a sandwich at him, he lunged for it, and I gave him the old whats-it-for.

As far as I know, there is not a little doubleofive on our shoulders.

TV's Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

TV's Frink said:

 What were the questions again?

 

Obfuscating mammal! For your insolence, you will be taken to Draco Prime and placed in the hybridization pens, where you will be forced to breed with our females

and give birth to the resulting offspring

 Where are you going with this...thing?

This is a general message to the people of Naboo from the Draconian Fleet. Due to the ridiculousness of Ric Olié, we have decided to skip the infiltration and gradual suborning of your world in favour of all-out planetary invasion. As you can already tell, we have set jammers in place, preventing all transmission from Naboo (It also makes it a pain in the ass to talk to you, as well, but that's neither here nor there).

DuracellEnergizer said:

TV's Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

TV's Frink said:

 What were the questions again?

 

Obfuscating mammal! For your insolence, you will be taken to Draco Prime and placed in the hybridization pens, where you will be forced to breed with our females

and give birth to the resulting offspring

 Where are you going with this...thing?

 

This is a general message to the people of Naboo from the Draconian Fleet. Due to the ridiculousness of Ric Olié, we have decided to skip the infiltration and gradual suborning of your world in favour of all-out planetary invasion. As you can already tell, we have set jammers in place, preventing all transmission from Naboo (It also makes it a pain in the ass to talk to you, as well, but that's neither here nor there).

 If you don't ask a legitimate question, you will be forcibly removed from the premises by Captain Typho.

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

Warbler from the South Jersey Gazette restating my previous question with corrected spelling:  Would you care to comment on the rumors now spreading (due to the fact that you refused to answer my question before my previous question) that you are in collusion  with the Nabooian representative in the Galactic Senate who is rumored to be secretly plotting to take over the Republic?

 It's Naboobian, and I'm not in collusion with anyone planning secret plots.

 Warbler with the South Jersey Gazette:  Are you sure?  You seem to have difficulty remembering things.   Is it possible you could have colluded with someone planning secret plots and forgot about it?

 Yes, I'm sure.  No, it's not possible, as the person I have been working with has made no secret of the plot.

 Warbler from the South Jersey Gazette:  So you have been working with someone who is plotting to take over the Republic?

 Of course.

 ah ha!

I hereby place you under arrest for conspiracy to overthrow the government.

TV's Frink said:

If you don't ask a legitimate question, you will be forcibly removed from the premises by Captain Typho.

How handsome are you from a scale of -googol to googol?

timdiggerm said:

TV's Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

TV's Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

TV's Frink said:

 What were the questions again?

 

Obfuscating mammal! For your insolence, you will be taken to Draco Prime and placed in the hybridization pens, where you will be forced to breed with our females

and give birth to the resulting offspring

 Where are you going with this...thing?

 

This is a general message to the people of Naboo from the Draconian Fleet. Due to the ridiculousness of Ric Olié, we have decided to skip the infiltration and gradual suborning of your world in favour of all-out planetary invasion. As you can already tell, we have set jammers in place, preventing all transmission from Naboo (It also makes it a pain in the ass to talk to you, as well, but that's neither here nor there).

 If you don't ask a legitimate question, you will be forcibly removed from the premises by Captain Typho.

 I'd like to see him get past Panaka!

 Panaka is a wimpanaka, and you tell xhonzi I said so.

Leonardo said:

By the way, I was just gonna ask, where's Panaka??

 Credentials please.