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The Ric Olie Observation Thread

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Hello, my name is Ric, and I'm an observation addict.  Feel free to visit my little thread and let me know what is going on with you. I will be sure to observe it as only I can.

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Oh, what fun we shall have Mr. alternate account of whom I have no idea!

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Well that's confusing.

Anyway, welcome to the forums Ric.  I am currently eating a ham sandwich.

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TV's Frink is eating a sandwich.  If you look over there, you will see that it is made of ham.

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Frink, this is a jab at a character from The Phantom Menace.  One of the pilots on the Naboo starcruiser.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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I'm quite familiar with Ric, believe me.  He's a stand up guy if there ever was one.  Always makes sure you understand exactly what is going on.

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bkev and TV's Frink are talking about me.  I can hear everything they say.

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Oh no.  Novelty accounts here?  The slow decline is beginning ...

a trolling bantha

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This ain't the first novelty account we've had.  Biff Tannen anyone?

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Hi Ric, could you explain to me why the people of Naboo base their industrial architecture on platform games?

It must be very difficult running a powerstation when the only way to get from one part to another is jumping hundreds of feet in the air and navigating through pointless energy shield gates.

And what's with the bottomless pit in the middle of the room fetish, shouldn't someone put an energy shield around that?

Someone might fall down there and seriously kill themselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6Dp2OfIT_M

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ChainsawAsh said:

Oh no.  Novelty accounts here?  The slow decline is beginning ...

Novelty?  If not for me, would you have known that the hyperdrive was leaking? Or that the entire planet of Coruscant is one big city?

Bingowings said:

Hi Ric, could you explain to me why the people of Naboo base their industrial architecture on platform games?

It must be very difficult running a powerstation when the only way to get from one part to another is jumping hundreds of feet in the air and navigating through pointless energy shield gates.

And what's with the bottomless pit in the middle of the room fetish, shouldn't someone put an energy shield around that?

Someone might fall down there and seriously kill themselves.

I'm sorry, I can only explain things that need no explanation.

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bkev said:

This ain't the first novelty account we've had.  Biff Tannen anyone?

 

I told you not to talk about me anymore, butthead!

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Wow, as if someone said "Beetlejuice" three times.

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And look over there.  Biff Tannen is waiting for us.

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Biff Tannen is supposedly Rob.

 

“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.

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That wouldn't shock me.  Where's that guy been anyway?

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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I did a search for Biff to catch up on what I had missed.  I was expecting more posts.

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I think the first novelty account was Darth Mirax, the rabid Ann Coulter devotee.

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went to check mirax out, but didn't feel like reading through the 200 plus pages of the "rankings" thread.

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Ahhh, Biff Tannen.  My old nemesis!

There is no lingerie in space...

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don't exist... then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks... and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming... Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Yeah, well, guess what brand underwear I'm wearing right now... and what color!  Then you will understand the truth...

There is no lingerie in space...

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don't exist... then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks... and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming... Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.