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Hi,

List your all time favorite or memorable lines from movies.

I'll start.

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montaya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - Inigo Montaya, as quoted by Mandy Pantinkin: The Princess Bride

Kevin
"For God so loved the world, that He gave His one and only Son, that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish, but will have eternal life." The Holy Bible - John 3:16
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One of mine is actually in my signature file below.

-Another Kevin
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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"KHHHHAAAAAANNNNNN!" - Admiral Kirk, as quoted by William Shatner. Star Trek The Wrath of Khan

Kevin
"For God so loved the world, that He gave His one and only Son, that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish, but will have eternal life." The Holy Bible - John 3:16
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

If you can't name it right off the top of your head, don't even bother.

Kevin (let's just confuse the hell out of everyone )
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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"Batman. Batman. What kind of a world do we live in, when a man dressed up as a bat, gets all of my press? This town needs an enema! PFFFT!" Joker, as quoted by Jack Nicholsen: Batman

Kevin
"For God so loved the world, that He gave His one and only Son, that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish, but will have eternal life." The Holy Bible - John 3:16
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"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!"

-Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray), Ghostbusters
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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man, there are so many lines I don't know where to begin. But I thinK I'll go with a line from from my favorite movie.


"Play it Sam, play....As Time Goes By"
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"You're going to eat lightning, and crap thunder!" Mickey, as quoted by Burgess Meredith - Rocky

Kevin
"For God so loved the world, that He gave His one and only Son, that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish, but will have eternal life." The Holy Bible - John 3:16
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"Russian Technology, American Technology, all the same all made in teiwian"

Geuss
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"You're one, ugly, mutha....." - Dutch, as quoted by Ahnold: Predator
"For God so loved the world, that He gave His one and only Son, that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish, but will have eternal life." The Holy Bible - John 3:16
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make him an offer he can't refuse.......
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"They melvined me" Death - Bill & Teds Bogus Journey

"i'm Brian and so's my wife" Jewish fella on a cross - Life of Brian
Egon "Don't Cross the streams it would be very bad"

Peter "i'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing"

Egon "lmagine the 97 Star Wars Special Editions"
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No one beats Monty Python's quotes! From my favorite dialogue in a movie (also seen in my signature):

"No, no, no. You KEEP him in here, and make sure he dosen't leave the room!"
"Oh, you mean the prince?"
"Yes, make sure he dosent leave!"


“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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"Do you have anything besides MEXICAN food?"

"Do you even know what a PLETHORA is?"

"Buncha slack-jawed faggots around here! This stuff will make you a god damnned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!" (my apologies)

"Molten Lava?!? You're cute, but you're not THAT cute."

"...Seenor, we are the Federales. You know? Dee mow-nted poleece.
"If you're the police, where are your badges?"
"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you ANY STEENKIN' BADGES!"

"Ray, when somebody asks you... if you're a god... you say YES!!!"

"Do you... believe in Jesus?
(nervously) "Yeah, yeah!"
"Well, you're gonna meet him" *BANG!*

"I MUST possess ALL or I possess NOTHING!"

"Everything comes... to 'he who waits', and I have waited... so very long for this... moment. "

"You know a wise man once said, I think it was Atilla the Hun, "It is not enough that I succeed, everyone else must fail.""

"Do, or do not. There is no try."
"The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country." - Goering.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it." - Goebbels.

"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - Orwell.
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The damn thing was too big to use in its entirety for my sig...

"This is a site populated by militant movie buffs, sad pathetic little bastards living in their parent's basement, downloading scripts and what they think is inside information about movies and actors they claim to despise, yet can't stop discussing. This is where you would go if you wanted to hear some wanna-be, frustrated filmmaker mouth off with his two-bit, penny-ante, armchair-director's opinions about how he could have really made a better Episode I."

Ben Affleck as Holden McNeil, in a deleted scene from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"
For as much as some people claim to hate what Star Wars has become, they sure seem incapable of shutting up about it.
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ok I was waiting for some else to say it by I guess I will have to. I'm it took so long, this being a Stars Wars forum and all.


"May The Force Be With You!"

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Originally posted by: Warbler
"May The Force Be With You!"


It was so obvious that nobody thought of it!

Good work Warb!
For as much as some people claim to hate what Star Wars has become, they sure seem incapable of shutting up about it.
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I am your fathers brothers cousins former roommate.
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I have so many, I can't remember them all.

Car alarm -"Stand back, you are too close. Stand back, you are too close. This is your final warning. Stand back now." <alarm sounds> The alarm is ripped out of the car. "No, my mistake. You can stand as close as you want. In fact, take the car!" The alarm is crushed and tossed to the ground. "Oh Lord, I've fallen, and I can't get up."

"Hardware Wars - You'll laugh, You'll cry, You'll kiss three bucks goodbye!!"

"Alex Rogan: Teriffic. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere with a gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax.

Grig: Death is a primitive concept; I prefer to think of them as battling evil - in another dimension!"

"Don't worry, I'll have it all figured out once we reach the Frontier"
Alarms go off
"What's that?"
"The Frontier.'

"She won't answer her helm. We're being pulled into the moon's gravitational field!"
"What do we do?!"
"We die."

"Freedom? We already have it. Fame? Nah, it's an empty purse. Count it, and go broke. Eat it and go hungry. Seek it, and go mad."

"They like you very much, but they are not the hell your whales."
"I suppose they told you that."
"The hell they did."
"Riight"

"If you go to Zah-ha-doom, you will die. "

"PROTOCULTUUUREE!!!!"

"Hey, Ted. Don't fear the reaper."

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? And where you should not. For my ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is, too. Life creates it; Makes it grow. It's energy surrounds us; and binds us. Luminous beings are we. Not this crude matter. You must feel the Force flow through you. Between you, me, the tree, everywhere. Even between the land, and the ship."

"I don't believe it!"
"That, is why you fail."


Made for IE Forum's Episode III theme month - May 2005.

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Remembered a few more gems.

Adams: "Franklin did this, and Franklin did that. Benjimen Franklin smote the ground, and out popped George Washington. Fully grown and on his horse. He then electrified him with his lightning rod. Then the three of them, Franklin, Washington, and the horse, conducted the entire revolution siglehandedly. "
Franklin: "I like it."

"Of course a revolution is legal when it's in the first person, such as 'OUR rebellion'. It's only when it's in the third person, 'THEIR rebellion', that it becomes illegal."


Made for IE Forum's Episode III theme month - May 2005.

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"Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun."
Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness

"There is a war out there, old friend. A World War. And its not about who's got the most bullets, its about who controls the information. What we see and hear, how we work, what we think. Its all about the Information."
Benjamin Kingsley, Sneakers

"I've seen detergents that leave a better film than this."
Waldorf, The Muppet Movie

An electronic cerebractomy! It's something so sensational, you'll have to hold on to your hat...Look, when a German scientist says hold on to your hat, he isn't making casual conversation, he means hold on to your hat. Hat! Hold!
Mel Brooks, The Muppet Movie

"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings. Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
Slim Pickens, Dr. Strangelove

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Josh Mostel, Billy Madison

"It's good to be the King."
Mel Brooks, History of the World Part 1
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A little bit of Kubrick...

"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Depending on the breaks." - Buck in Dr. Strangelove

"But he'll see everything! He'll see the big board!" - Buck in Dr. Strangelove

"Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines." - Buck in Dr. Strangelove

"Mein Furher! I CAN WALK!!" - Dr. Strangelove IN Dr. Strangelove

"I'm afraid..." - HAL 9000 in 2001 a space odissey

"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence." - Alex in A Clockwork Orange

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" - Shining

"Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!" - Full Metal Jacket

"Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?" - Full Metal Jacket

"Inside every gook there is an American trying to get out" - Full Metal Jacket
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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"First rule of Fight Club is, you do NOT talk about Fight Club." Tyler Durden, as quoted by Brad Pitt: Fight Club

Kevin
"For God so loved the world, that He gave His one and only Son, that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish, but will have eternal life." The Holy Bible - John 3:16
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I´ve got a few good ones:

- Ferris Bueller´s Day Off
Ferris: "Life moves pretty fast. If you don‘t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

Ferris: "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

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- Predator
Poncho: "You're bleeding, man."
Blain: "I ain't got time to bleed."

Dutch: (as he looks upon the Predator´s real face) "You´re one ugly motherfucker!"

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- Total Recall
Quaid: "You think this is the real Quaid?"
Quad: "It is!"

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- Ghostbusters
Dana (talking about the supernatural activity in her apartment): "That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there."
Peter: "What a crime."

Ray: "Everything was fine until the grid was shut down by dickless here."
Peck: "They caused an explosion!"
Mayor: "Is this true?"
Peter: "Yes, sir, it's true. This man has no dick."

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- Wayne´s World
Stacy: "Well, don't you want to open your present?"
Wayne: "What is it?"
Stacy: "Open it."
Wayne: "What is it?"
Stacy: "It's a gun rack."
Wayne: "A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?"
Stacy: "You don't like it? Fine! You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me."
Wayne: "I lost you 2 months ago! We broke up! Are you mental?"



peace,

Rebelscum
peace,

Rebelscum
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will smith punchs the alien "welcome to earth" sits back and lights his cigar, "Now thats what i call a close ecounter."