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The Q & A Thread — Page 17

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A: Pineapples

Q: Did you confuse this thread with The OR Game, or not?

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A: Not necessarily, an 'or query' is still a question.

B: How can a God who is the only God be jealous of other Gods?

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A: By being jealous of our worship of false gods, not just idols, but idolized objects and people.

Q: What does God need with a starship?

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A: To spread the message that, "Nothings Gonna Stop Us Now".

B: Whatever happened to Saturday nights?

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A: They got a Saturday Night Fever

Q: If I only ate toast for a month, what would happen to me?

<span style=“font-weight: bold;”>The Most Handsomest Guy on OT.com</span>

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A: You would suffer severe nutrient/mineral/amino acid deficiences.

Q: Is the music video for "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" really just Escape from New York as viewed on an acid trip?

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A: You should. I'm older than this world and the star that holds it in its leash.

Q: Have you ever danced with God in the tanned sunlight?

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A: Sunday drivers.

Q: Has anyone unknown to you asked you to carry anything on board?

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A) Yes the woman at the checking in desk asked me to carry my boarding pass, I shrank her to the size of a Barbie doll and left her in the perspex box full of toothpaste and tanning lotion ( even then she almost didn't fit into the slot).

Q) What time is love?

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A) 3AM eternal.

Q) You know I hate to ask but are friends electric?

 

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A: That depends on whether or not you're an energy-based lifeform.

Q: "Fuck You" or "Forget You"?

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A: Medium boobs.

Q: Die by drowning or burning at the stake?

“Grow up. These are my Disney's movies, not yours.”

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A: Yes.

Q: Possum, petrol or Vagina?

<span style=“font-weight: bold;”>The Most Handsomest Guy on OT.com</span>

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A: My friend

Q: Pontification or proliferation?

“Grow up. These are my Disney's movies, not yours.”

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A: 3.14159265359... et cetera, et cetera...

Q: Why doesn't schoolwork just do itself? This is the future, after all.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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