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A: Pineapples
Q: Did you confuse this thread with The OR Game, or not?
A: It went on X-mas Vacation.
Q: Apples, or Pineapples?
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A: Pineapples
Q: Did you confuse this thread with The OR Game, or not?
A: Not necessarily, an 'or query' is still a question.
B: How can a God who is the only God be jealous of other Gods?
A: By being jealous of our worship of false gods, not just idols, but idolized objects and people.
Q: What does God need with a starship?
A: To spread the message that, "Nothings Gonna Stop Us Now".
B: Whatever happened to Saturday nights?
A: They got a Saturday Night Fever
Q: If I only ate toast for a month, what would happen to me?
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A: You would suffer severe nutrient/mineral/amino acid deficiences.
Q: Is the music video for "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" really just Escape from New York as viewed on an acid trip?
A: Maybe you should ask Lindsay Lohan.
Q: Do I know you?
A: You should. I'm older than this world and the star that holds it in its leash.
Q: Have you ever danced with God in the tanned sunlight?
A: I wish.
Q: Why is traffic on OT.com exceptionally slow on weekends?
A: Sunday drivers.
Q: Has anyone unknown to you asked you to carry anything on board?
A) Yes the woman at the checking in desk asked me to carry my boarding pass, I shrank her to the size of a Barbie doll and left her in the perspex box full of toothpaste and tanning lotion ( even then she almost didn't fit into the slot).
Q) What time is love?
A) 3AM eternal.
Q) You know I hate to ask but are friends electric?
A: That depends on whether or not you're an energy-based lifeform.
Q: "Fuck You" or "Forget You"?
A: Fuck You
Q: Big boobs, or small boobs?
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A: Medium boobs.
Q: Die by drowning or burning at the stake?
“Grow up. These are my Disney's movies, not yours.”
A: Yes.
Q: Possum, petrol or Vagina?
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A : Break a deal face the wheel!
Q: The End?
A: My friend
Q: Pontification or proliferation?
“Grow up. These are my Disney's movies, not yours.”
A: Pontification
Q: Is this video I made adequately insane - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY637Y5BhYA&list=UUliE0ZYu84UvcgyRa7CPGqw&index=3&feature=plcp - or is there room for improvement?
A: Nope...to both questions. ;)
Q: How many calories are in a Pi ?
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A: 3.14159265359... et cetera, et cetera...
Q: Why doesn't schoolwork just do itself? This is the future, after all.
Keep Circulating the Tapes.
END OF LINE
(It hasn’t happened yet)
A: If school could do it's own work, they'd kill us all.
Q: How far will a schoolgirl go?
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A: As far as you can throw her.
Q: What is the meaning of life's meaning?
A: RED RUM
Q: FAP FAP FAP?
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