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Neglify said:
E. You have the choice of three columns in which to mark your answer: See the example box at left on how to answer each question.
where is the example box? I don't see it.
Historical / Educational Information.
Fill out this form and I will process your answers and graph the results.
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FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS:
Answer each question as to how you feel RIGHT NOW.
A. Indicate your answers to the right in the spaces provided for each question. Please use pencil.
B. Make sure you understand each question: read it as many times as necessary. Please answer every question. You can give your opinion if you are uncertain about the answers.
C. Do not stay too long with one question, answer it as soon as you understand it and go on to the next question.
D. When an answer would be different if one considered the past rather than the present, answer as of the present.
E. You have the choice of three columns in which to mark your answer: See the example box at left on how to answer each question.
F. Your answer to the question is indicated by making a heavy mark within one of the spaces provided. If you should erase, be sure it is completely erased and the other answer is heavy enough so that there will be no difficulty in distinguishing your answer.
START HERE
[each question has a YES/MAYBE/NO box]
Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.
Neglify said:
E. You have the choice of three columns in which to mark your answer: See the example box at left on how to answer each question.
where is the example box? I don't see it.
It's "at left".
I copy-pasted from another site, they just retyped the original OCA instructions without scanning.
Here's an example of the columns:
Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.
Just the name of this damn test speaks to how damn manipulative scientology is.
A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em
But it's free, with no obligation!
START HERE
[each question has a YES/MAYBE/NO box]
1. Do you make thoughtless remarks or accusations which later you regret?
yes
2. When others are getting rallied, do you remain fairly composed?
maybe
3. Do you browse through railway timetables, directories, or dictionaries just for pleasure?
no.
4. When asked to make a decision, would you be swayed by your like or dislike of the personality involved?
maybe
5. Do you intend two or less children in your family even though your health and income will permit more?
maybe
6. Do you get occasional twitches of your muscles, when there is no logical reason for it?
maybe
7. Would you prefer to be in a position where you did not have the responsibilities of making decisions?
maybe
8. Are your actions considered unpredictable by other people?
no.
9. Do you consider more money should be spent on social security?
yes.
10. Do other people interest you very much?
maybe
11. Is your voice monotonous, rather than varied in pitch?
maybe
12. Do you normally let the other person start the conversation?
yes
13. Are you readily interested in other people's conversations?
maybe
14. Would the idea of inflicting pain on game, small animals or fish prevent you from hunting or fishing?
yes
15. Are you often impulsive in your behavior?
no.
16. Do you speak slowly?
yes
17. Are you usually concerned about the need to protect your health?
maybe
18. Does an unexpected action cause your muscles to twitch?
maybe
19. Are you normally considerate in your demands on your employees, relatives, or pupils?
yes
20. Do you consider that you could give a valid 'snao judgment ?
maybe
21. Do your past failures still worry you?
yes
22. Do you find yourself being extra-active for periods lasting several days?
no.
23. Do you resent the efforts of others to tell you what to do?
maybe
24. Is it normaly hard for you to 'own up and take the blame'?
maybe
25. Do you have a small circle of close friends, rather than a large number of friends, speaking acquantances?
yes
26. Is your life a constant struggle for survival?
no
27. Do you often sing or whistle just for the fun of it?
no
28. Are you considered warm-hearted by your friends?
maybe
29. Would you rather give orders than take them?
maybe
30. Do you enjoy telling people the latest scandal about your associates?
no
31. Could you agree, to strict discipline ?
maybe
32. Would the idea of making a complete new start cause you much concern?
yes
33. Do you make efforts to get others to laugh and smile?
no
34. Do you find it easy to express your emotions?
maybe
35. Do you refrain from complaining when the other person is late for an appointment?
yes
36. Are you sometimes considered by others a "spoilsport"?
maybe
37. Do you consider there are other people who are definitely unfriendly toward you and work against you?
yes
38. Would you admit you were wrong just to "keep the peace"?
maybe
39. Do you have only a few people of whom you are really tend
maybe
40. Are you rarely happy, unless you have a special reason?
maybe
41. Do you "circulate around" at a social gathering?
maybe
42. Do you take reasonable precaution to prevent accidents?
maybe
43. Does the idea of talking in front of people make you nervous?
yes
44. If you saw an article in a shop obviously mistakenly marked lower than its correct price, would you try to get it at that price?
maybe
45. Do you often feel that people are looking at you or talking about you behind your back?
maybe
46. Are you 'always getting into trouble'?
maybe
47. Have you any particular hate or fear?
yes
48. Do you prefer to be an onlooker rather than participate in any active sport?
yes
49. Do you find it easy to be impartial?
maybe
50. Have you a definitely set standard of courteous behavior in front of other members of your family?
maybe
51. Can you start the "ball rolling" at a social gathering?
no
52. Would you "buy on credit" with the hope that you can keep up the payments?
yes
53. Do you get an after-reaction when something unexpected such as an accident or other disturbing incident takes place?
maybe
54. Do you consider the good of all concerned rather than your own personal advantages?
maybe
55. When hearing a lecturer, do you sometimes experience the idea that the speaker is referring entirely to you?
maybe
56. Does 'external noise' rarely intertere with your concentration?
no
57. Are you usually "up-to-date" on everyday affairs?
yes
58. Can you confidently plan and work towards carrying out an event in six months time?
maybe
59. Do you consider the modern "prisons without bars" system doomed to failure?
no
60. Do you tend to be careless?
maybe
61. Do you ever get a 'dreamlike feeling toward life when it all seems unreal?
maybe
62. Do you speedily recover from the effects of bad news?
no
63. When you criticize - do you at the same time try to encourage?
maybe
64. Are you normally considered "cold"?
maybe
65. Are your opinions insufficiently important to tell other people?
maybe
66. Are you so self-assured that it sometimes annoys others?
maybe
67. Do you keep "close contact" on articles of yours which you have loaned to friends?
maybe
68. Do you enjoy activities of your own choosing?
yes
69. Does emotional music have quite an effect on you?
maybe
70. Do you completely condemn a person because he is a rival or opponent in some aspect of your relations with him?
maybe
71. Do you often "sit and think" about death, sickness, pain and sorrow?
maybe
72. Are you perturbed at the idea of loss of dignity?
yes
73. Are you always collecting things which "might be useful"?
maybe
74. Would you criticize faults and point out the bad points on someone else's character or handiwork?
maybe
75. Are you openly appreciative of beautiful things?
yes
76. Do you sometimes give away articles which strictly speaking do not belong to you?
no
77. Do you greet people effusively?
no
78. Do you often ponder on previous misfortunes?
yes
79. Are you sometimes considered forceful in your actions or opinions?
yes
80. Do you accept criticism easily and without resentment?
no
81. Are you usually undisturbed by "noises off" when you are trying to rest?
maybe
82. Are you likely to be jealous?
yes
83. Do you tend to put off doing things and then discover it is too late?
maybe
84. Do you prefer to abide by the wishes of others rather than seek to have your own way?
maybe
85. Do you find it easy to get yourself started on a project?
no
86. Do you bite your fingernails or chew the end of your pencil?
maybe
87. Do you "turn up the volume" of your emotions just to create an effect?
maybe
88. If we were invading another country, would you feel sympathetic towards conscientious objectors in this country?
maybe
89. Are there some things about yourself on which you are touchy?
yes
90. Do you have few interests and activities that are your own choice?
maybe
91. Do you ever get a single thought which hangs around for days?
maybe
92. Are you a slow eater?
no
93. Can you be a stabilizing influence when others get panicky?
maybe
94. Would you stop and find out whether a person needed help even though they had not directly asked you for it?
no
95. Are you prejudiced in favor of your own school, college, club or team, etc,?
yes
96. Do you pay your debts and keep your promises when it is possible?
maybe
97. Do you sleep well?
no
98. Would you use corporal punishment on a child aged ten if it refused to obey you?
maybe
99. Do you prefer to take a passive role in any club or organization to which you belong?
maybe
100. Are you logical and scientific in your thinking?
yes
101. Does the youth of today have more opportunity than that of a generation ago?
yes
102. Do you throw things away only to discover that you need them later?
maybe
103. Would you give up easily on a given course if it were causing you a considerable amount of inconvenience?
maybe
104. Do you "wax enthusiastic' about only a few subjects?
maybe
105. Do you rarely suspect the actions of others?
maybe
106. Do you sometimes wonder if anyone really cares about you?
yes
107. Do you turn down responsibility because you doubt your fitness to cope?
yes
108. Do you sometimes feel compelled to repeat some interesting item or tidbit?
yes
109. Do you tend to exaggerate a justifiable grievance?
maybe
110. Is your facial expression varied rather than set?
maybe
111. Do you usually need to justify or back up an opinion once stated?
yes
112. Do you openly and sincerely admire beauty in other people?
maybe
113. Would it take a definite effort on your part to consider the subject of suicide?
maybe
114. Would you consider yourself energetic in your attitude toward life?
no
115. Would a disagreement affect your general relationship with another person?
maybe
116. Does a minor failure on your part rarely trouble you?
maybe
117. Do you sometimes feel that you talk too much?
no
118. Do you smile much?
no
119. Are you easily pleased?
no
120. When met with direct opposition would you still seek to have your own way rather than give in?
maybe
121. Provided the distance were not too great, would you still prefer to ride rather than walk?
maybe
122. Do you ever get disturbed by the noise of the wind or a "house settling down"?
maybe
123. Is your opinion influenced by looking at things from the standpoint of your experiences, occupation or training?
maybe
124. Do you often make tactless blunders?
maybe
125. Are you suspicious of people who ask to borrow money from you?
maybe
126. Are your decisions swayed by personal interests?
maybe
127. Can you get quite enthusiastic over "some simple little thing"?
yes
128. Do you frequently take action even though you know your own good judgment would indicate otherwise?
maybe
129. Are you in favor of color bar and class distinction?
no
130. Are you aware of any habitual physical mannerisms such as pulling your hair, nose, ears, or such like?
maybe
131. Can you quickly adapt and make use of new conditions and situations even though they may be difficult?
no
132. Do some noises "set your teeth on edge"?
yes
133. Can you see the other fellow's point of view when you wish to?
maybe
134. Do you go to bed when you want to, rather than "by the clock"?
yes
135. Do the "petty foibles" of others make you impatient?
maybe
136. Do children irritate you?
no
137. Are you less talkative than your associates?
yes
138. Do you usually carry out assignments promptly and systematically?
no
139. Would you assist a fellow traveler rather than leave it to the officials?
maybe
140. When voting, do you vote the same party ticket straight rather than studying the candidates and issues?
no
141. Do you frequently dwell on your past illnesses or painful experiences?
yes
142. Do you get very ill at ease in disordered surroundings?
maybe
143. Do you usually criticize a film or show that you see or a book that you read?
yes
144. When recounting some amusing incident can you easily imitate the mannerisms or the dialect in the original incident?
maybe
145. In subjects about which you are not expert, are your own ideas of sufficient importance as to tell others?
maybe
146. Do you have a tendency to tidy up a disorder of somebody else's household?
no.
147. Can you accept defeat easily without the necessity of "swallowing your disappointment"?
maybe
148. Do you often feel depressed?
yes
149. Are you ever ill at ease in the company of children?
maybe
150. Do you get frustrated at not being able to do something rather than finding a substitute activity or system?
yes
151. Are you sometimes completely unable to enter the spirit of things?
yes
152. Do you rarely express your grievances?
maybe
153. Do you work in "spurts" being relatively inactive and then furiously active for a day or two?
maybe
154. Does the number of uncompleted jobs you have on hand bother you?
yes
155. Do people enjoy being in your company?
maybe
156. Could you allow someone to finish those "final two words'in a crossword puzzle without interfering?
yes
157. Do you consider the best points of most people and only rarely speak slightingly of them?
maybe
158. Do you laugh or smile quite readily?
no
159. Are you detinite and emphatic in voice and manner?
maybe
160. Are you effusive only to close friends if at all?
yes
161. Are your interests and tields of knowledge so important as to give little time for anything else?
no
162. Would you like to 'start a new activity' in the area in which you live?
maybe
163. Would you make the necessary actions to kill an animal in order to put it out of pain?
yes
164. Is it easy for you to relax?
maybe
165. Do you have little regret on past misfortunes and failures?
no
166. Does the idea of fear or apprehension give you a physical reaction?
maybe
167. Can you trust the decision of your judgment in an emotional situation in which you are involved?
no
168. Could someone else consider that you were really active?
no
169. Do you find it hard to get started on a task that needs to be done?
maybe
170. Are you opposed to the "probation system" for criminals"
no
171. Do you spend much time on needless worries?
maybe
172. In a disagreement do you find it hard to understand how the other person fails to see your side, and thus agree with you?
maybe
173. Do you cope with everyday problems of living quite well?
maybe
174. Are you usually truthful to others?
maybe
175. Would you rather "wait for something to happen" as opposed to you causing it?
maybe
176. Do you spend too freely in relation to your income?
yes
177. Can you take a "calculated risk" without too much worry?
maybe
178. If you were involved in a slight car accident, would you really take the trouble to see that any damage you did was made good?
yes
179. Do others push you around?
yes
180. Do you make allowances for your friends where with others you might judge more severely?
yes
181. Do you often ponder over your own inferiority?
yes
182. Do people criticize you to others?
maybe
183. Are you embarrassed by a hearty greeting such as a kiss, hug, or pat on the back, if done in public?
maybe
184. Do you frequently not do something you want to do because of other people's desires?
yes
185. Are you sometimes convinced of the correctness of your opinions about a subject even though you are not an expert?
maybe
186. Do you often find yourself "going off in all directions at once"?
no
187. Do your acquaintances seem to think more of your abilities than you do?
yes
188. Is the idea of death or even reminders of death abhorrent to you?
maybe
189. Having settled an argument out do you continue to feel disgruntled for a while?
maybe
190. Are you friendly in voice, attitude, and expression?
maybe
191. Does life seem rather vague and unreal to you?
no
192. Do you often feel upset about the state of war victims and political refugees?
maybe
193. Do "mere acquaintances" appeal to you for aid or advice in their personal difficulties?
no
194. If you lose an article, do you get the idea that "someone must have stolen or mislaid it?"
no
195. It you thought that someone was suspicious of you and your actions, would you tackle them on the subject rather than leaving them to work it out?
maybe
196. Do you sometimes feel that your age is against you (too young or too old)?
maybe
197. Do you have spells of being sad and depressed for no apparent reason?
maybe
198. Do you do much grumbling about conditions you have to face in life?
maybe
199. Do you tend to hide your feelings?
yes
200. Do you consider you have many warm friends?
maybe
It might be best to PM Neglify in the future (this applies to everyone, not Warb.) I can see this getting the LOLbunny if not :/
A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em
Mr. Warbler, thank you for taking the test! Here are your results:
As you can see, you have some very strong points, such as Certainty, Active & Aggressive. These are great, in that you know what you need to do, you go for it and you go hard!
But, there are quite a few low points on the graph, such as Happiness, Composure/Nervousness and Communication Level. These show me that you're generally unable to comfortably be around other people, which in turn makes you depressed. As you get more depressed you become more critical of others you see as successful and further sends you into a downward spiral that will no doubt end with you murdering a string of prostitutes during a week-long drug binge. Yikes!
BUT DON'T WORRY!
SCIENTOLOGY can help you with that. As your first step I suggest you sign up for the "Success Through Communication Course". This revolutionary program was developed by L. Ron Hubbard and contains a series of practical exercises you can work through with another student in order to learn the valuable skills of The Communication Cycle. You will learn how to Confront, Speak Clearly and with Good Intention, Acknowledge others properly, Get Your Questions Answered and in the end you can learn how to Master The Art of Communication.
It's only $19.99, such a small price to pay for invaluable skills that will change your life forever!!!
Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.
Neglify said:
It's "at left".
I copy-pasted from another site, they just retyped the original OCA instructions without scanning.
Here's an example of the columns:
1. I don't remember, because I didn't give it any thought at the time.
2. Depends who the others are. If it's Admiral Ackbar, I'd probably stay cool but if Lando was freakin' out too, then I'd probably join him.
3. I browse through railway timetables and directories all the time. But I've never browsed through an a-to-z of pleasure.
VIZ TOP TIPS! - PARENTS. Impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it’s a 3D model of a save icon.
bkev said:
It might be best to PM Neglify in the future (this applies to everyone, not Warb.) I can see this getting the LOLbunny if not :/
Well thanks for ruining it for me.
Neglify said:
It's only $19.99, such a small price to pay for invaluable skills that will change your life forever!!!
But...but...free and no obligation! :-(
TV's Frink said:
Neglify said:
It's only $19.99, such a small price to pay for invaluable skills that will change your life forever!!!
But...but...free and no obligation! :-(
Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.
Neglify said:
Mr. Warbler, thank you for taking the test! Here are your results:
As you can, you have some very strong points, such as Certainty, Active & Aggressive. These are great, in that you know what you need to do, you go for it and you go hard!
I don't think that accurately describes me.
But, there are quite a few low points on the graph, such as Happiness, Composure/Nervousness and Communication Level. These show me that you're generally unable to comfortably be around other people, which in turn makes you depressed. As you get more depressed you become more critical of others you see as successful and further sends you into a downward spiral that will no doubt end with you murdering a string of prostitutes during a week-long drug binge. Yikes!
I guess this is somewhat accurate, but I don't see myself committing acts of violence on prostitutes or others for that matter.
BUT DON'T WORRY!
SCIENTOLOGY can help you with that. As your first step I suggest you sign up for the "Success Through Communication Course". This revolutionary program was developed by L. Ron Hubbard and contains a series of practical exercises you can work through with another student in order to learn the valuable skills of The Communication Cycle. You will learn how to Confront, Speak Clearly and with Good Intention, Acknowledge others properly, Get Your Questions Answered and in the end you can learn how to Master The Art of Communication.
It's only $19.99, such a small price to pay for invaluable skills that will change your life forever!!!
thank you but no.
Warbler said:
But, there are quite a few low points on the graph, such as Happiness, Composure/Nervousness and Communication Level. These show me that you're generally unable to comfortably be around other people, which in turn makes you depressed. As you get more depressed you become more critical of others you see as successful and further sends you into a downward spiral that will no doubt end with you murdering a string of prostitutes during a week-long drug binge. Yikes!
I guess this is somewhat accurate, but I don't see myself committing acts of violence on prostitutes or others for that matter.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I certainly don't think it is a bad thing that I don't see myself committing acts of violence on prostitutes or others.
that the rest was somewhat accurate is a bad thing. : (
Warbler said:
I certainly don't think it is a bad thing that I don't see myself committing acts of violence on prostitutes or others.
How else will they learn?
huh?
You gotta keep them in line, or they'll think they own the place.
Fuck you analsyst test.
centuries to the day later a newsometerographamatron reads "this day in history: Rogue-theX said 'fuck you' to a analysyst test"
OT-DAWT-COM nieghbour and sometime poster (Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day!)
Do you make thoughtless remarks or accusations which later you regret?
YES
When others are getting rallied, do you remain fairly composed?
MAYBE
Do you browse through railway timetables, directories, or dictionaries just for pleasure?
MAYBE
When asked to make a decision, would you be swayed by your like or dislike of the personality involved?
MAYBE
Do you intend two or less children in your family even though your health and income will permit more?
YES
Do you get occasional twitches of your muscles, when there is no logical reason for it?
MAYBE
Would you prefer to be in a position where you did not have the responsibilities of making decisions?
MAYBE
Are your actions considered unpredictable by other people?
MAYBE
Do you consider more money should be spent on social security?
MAYBE
Do other people interest you very much?
NO
Is your voice monotonous, rather than varied in pitch?
MAYBE
Do you normally let the other person start the conversation?
YES
Are you readily interested in other people's conversations?
NO
Would the idea of inflicting pain on game, small animals or fish prevent you from hunting or fishing?
MAYBE
Are you often impulsive in your behavior?
NO
Do you speak slowly?
NO
Are you usually concerned about the need to protect your health?
YES
Does an unexpected action cause your muscles to twitch?
NO
Are you normally considerate in your demands on your employees, relatives, or pupils?
MAYBE
Do you consider that you could give a valid 'snao judgment ?
HUH? MAYBE
Do your past failures still worry you?
YES
Do you find yourself being extra-active for periods lasting several days?
NO
Do you resent the efforts of others to tell you what to do?
YES
Is it normaly hard for you to 'own up and take the blame'?
MAYBE
Do you have a small circle of close friends, rather than a large number of friends, speaking acquantances?
NO
Is your life a constant struggle for survival?
NO
Do you often sing or whistle just for the fun of it?
YES
Are you considered warm-hearted by your friends?
NO
Would you rather give orders than take them?
MAYBE
Do you enjoy telling people the latest scandal about your associates?
NO
Could you agree, to strict discipline ?
NO
Would the idea of making a complete new start cause you much concern?
MAYBE
Do you make efforts to get others to laugh and smile?
NO
Do you find it easy to express your emotions?
NO
Do you refrain from complaining when the other person is late for an appointment?
MAYBE
Are you sometimes considered by others a "spoilsport"?
MAYBE
Do you consider there are other people who are definitely unfriendly toward you and work against you?
YES
Would you admit you were wrong just to "keep the peace"?
MAYBE
Do you have only a few people of whom you are really tend
WHAT? NO
Are you rarely happy, unless you have a special reason?
YES
Do you "circulate around" at a social gathering?
MAYBE
Do you take reasonable precaution to prevent accidents?
MAYBE
Does the idea of talking in front of people make you nervous?
YES
If you saw an article in a shop obviously mistakenly marked lower than its correct price, would you try to get it at that price?
YES
Do you often feel that people are looking at you or talking about you behind your back?
NO
Are you 'always getting into trouble'?
NO
Have you any particular hate or fear?
YES
Do you prefer to be an onlooker rather than participate in any active sport?
YES
Do you find it easy to be impartial?
MAYBE
Have you a definitely set standard of courteous behavior in front of other members of your family?
NO
Can you start the "ball rolling" at a social gathering?
NO
Would you "buy on credit" with the hope that you can keep up the payments?
MAYBE
Do you get an after-reaction when something unexpected such as an accident or other disturbing incident takes place?
MAYBE
Do you consider the good of all concerned rather than your own personal advantages?
MAYBE
When hearing a lecturer, do you sometimes experience the idea that the speaker is referring entirely to you?
NO
Does 'external noise' rarely intertere with your concentration?
MAYBE
Are you usually "up-to-date" on everyday affairs?
NO
Can you confidently plan and work towards carrying out an event in six months time?
NO
Do you consider the modern "prisons without bars" system doomed to failure?
MAYBE
Do you tend to be careless?
MAYBE
Do you ever get a 'dreamlike feeling toward life when it all seems unreal?
YES
Do you speedily recover from the effects of bad news?
NO
When you criticize - do you at the same time try to encourage?
NO
Are you normally considered "cold"?
MAYBE
Are your opinions insufficiently important to tell other people?
MAYBE
Are you so self-assured that it sometimes annoys others?
NO
Do you keep "close contact" on articles of yours which you have loaned to friends?
MAYBE
Do you enjoy activities of your own choosing?
YES
Does emotional music have quite an effect on you?
YES
Do you completely condemn a person because he is a rival or opponent in some aspect of your relations with him?
NO
Do you often "sit and think" about death, sickness, pain and sorrow?
YES
Are you perturbed at the idea of loss of dignity?
YES
Are you always collecting things which "might be useful"?
NO
Would you criticize faults and point out the bad points on someone else's character or handiwork?
MAYBE
Are you openly appreciative of beautiful things?
MAYBE
Do you sometimes give away articles which strictly speaking do not belong to you?
NO
Do you greet people effusively?
NO
Do you often ponder on previous misfortunes?
YES
Are you sometimes considered forceful in your actions or opinions?
MAYBE
Do you accept criticism easily and without resentment?
MAYBE
Are you usually undisturbed by "noises off" when you are trying to rest?
YES
Are you likely to be jealous?
MAYBE
Do you tend to put off doing things and then discover it is too late?
MAYBE
Do you prefer to abide by the wishes of others rather than seek to have your own way?
NO
Do you find it easy to get yourself started on a project?
NO
Do you bite your fingernails or chew the end of your pencil?
NO
Do you "turn up the volume" of your emotions just to create an effect?
MAYBE
If we were invading another country, would you feel sympathetic towards conscientious objectors in this country?
YES
Are there some things about yourself on which you are touchy?
YES
Do you have few interests and activities that are your own choice?
NO
Do you ever get a single thought which hangs around for days?
MAYBE
Are you a slow eater?
NO
Can you be a stabilizing influence when others get panicky?
NO
Would you stop and find out whether a person needed help even though they had not directly asked you for it?
MAYBE
Are you prejudiced in favor of your own school, college, club or team, etc,?
NO
Do you pay your debts and keep your promises when it is possible?
YES
Do you sleep well?
YES
Would you use corporal punishment on a child aged ten if it refused to obey you?
NO
Do you prefer to take a passive role in any club or organization to which you belong?
MAYBE
Are you logical and scientific in your thinking?
MAYBE
Does the youth of today have more opportunity than that of a generation ago?
MAYBE
Do you throw things away only to discover that you need them later?
NO
Would you give up easily on a given course if it were causing you a considerable amount of inconvenience?
YES
Do you "wax enthusiastic' about only a few subjects?
MAYBE
Do you rarely suspect the actions of others?
MAYBE
Do you sometimes wonder if anyone really cares about you?
YES
Do you turn down responsibility because you doubt your fitness to cope?
MAYBE
Do you sometimes feel compelled to repeat some interesting item or tidbit?
NO
Do you tend to exaggerate a justifiable grievance?
NO
Is your facial expression varied rather than set?
NO
Do you usually need to justify or back up an opinion once stated?
MAYBE
Do you openly and sincerely admire beauty in other people?
MAYBE
Would it take a definite effort on your part to consider the subject of suicide?
MAYBE
Would you consider yourself energetic in your attitude toward life?
NO
Would a disagreement affect your general relationship with another person?
MAYBE
Does a minor failure on your part rarely trouble you?
YES
Do you sometimes feel that you talk too much?
NO
Do you smile much?
NO
Are you easily pleased?
NO
When met with direct opposition would you still seek to have your own way rather than give in?
MAYBE
Provided the distance were not too great, would you still prefer to ride rather than walk?
MAYBE
Do you ever get disturbed by the noise of the wind or a "house settling down"?
NO
Is your opinion influenced by looking at things from the standpoint of your experiences, occupation or training?
YES
Do you often make tactless blunders?
MAYBE
Are you suspicious of people who ask to borrow money from you?
YES
Are your decisions swayed by personal interests?
YES
Can you get quite enthusiastic over "some simple little thing"?
MAYBE
Do you frequently take action even though you know your own good judgment would indicate otherwise?
NO
Are you in favor of color bar and class distinction?
NO
Are you aware of any habitual physical mannerisms such as pulling your hair, nose, ears, or such like?
NO
Can you quickly adapt and make use of new conditions and situations even though they may be difficult?
NO
Do some noises "set your teeth on edge"?
MAYBE
Can you see the other fellow's point of view when you wish to?
MAYBE
Do you go to bed when you want to, rather than "by the clock"?
MAYBE
Do the "petty foibles" of others make you impatient?
MAYBE
Do children irritate you?
MAYBE
Are you less talkative than your associates?
YES
Do you usually carry out assignments promptly and systematically?
NO
Would you assist a fellow traveler rather than leave it to the officials?
MAYBE
When voting, do you vote the same party ticket straight rather than studying the candidates and issues?
NO
Do you frequently dwell on your past illnesses or painful experiences?
YES
Do you get very ill at ease in disordered surroundings?
MAYBE
Do you usually criticize a film or show that you see or a book that you read?
MAYBE
When recounting some amusing incident can you easily imitate the mannerisms or the dialect in the original incident?
MAYBE
In subjects about which you are not expert, are your own ideas of sufficient importance as to tell others?
MAYBE
Do you have a tendency to tidy up a disorder of somebody else's household?
NO
Can you accept defeat easily without the necessity of "swallowing your disappointment"?
NO
Do you often feel depressed?
YES
Are you ever ill at ease in the company of children?
MAYBE
Do you get frustrated at not being able to do something rather than finding a substitute activity or system?
YES
Are you sometimes completely unable to enter the spirit of things?
MAYBE
Do you rarely express your grievances?
YES
Do you work in "spurts" being relatively inactive and then furiously active for a day or two?
MAYBE
Does the number of uncompleted jobs you have on hand bother you?
MAYBE
Do people enjoy being in your company?
MAYBE
Could you allow someone to finish those "final two words'in a crossword puzzle without interfering?
YES
Do you consider the best points of most people and only rarely speak slightingly of them?
MAYBE
Do you laugh or smile quite readily?
NO
Are you detinite and emphatic in voice and manner?
NO
Are you effusive only to close friends if at all?
YES
Are your interests and tields of knowledge so important as to give little time for anything else?
NO
Would you like to 'start a new activity' in the area in which you live?
MAYBE
Would you make the necessary actions to kill an animal in order to put it out of pain?
YES
Is it easy for you to relax?
MAYBE
Do you have little regret on past misfortunes and failures?
NO
Does the idea of fear or apprehension give you a physical reaction?
MAYBE
Can you trust the decision of your judgment in an emotional situation in which you are involved?
MAYBE
Could someone else consider that you were really active?
NO
Do you find it hard to get started on a task that needs to be done?
YES
Are you opposed to the "probation system" for criminals"
NO
Do you spend much time on needless worries?
MAYBE
In a disagreement do you find it hard to understand how the other person fails to see your side, and thus agree with you?
MAYBE
Do you cope with everyday problems of living quite well?
MAYBE
Are you usually truthful to others?
MAYBE
Would you rather "wait for something to happen" as opposed to you causing it?
YES
Do you spend too freely in relation to your income?
NO
Can you take a "calculated risk" without too much worry?
NO
If you were involved in a slight car accident, would you really take the trouble to see that any damage you did was made good?
MAYBE
Do others push you around?
YES
Do you make allowances for your friends where with others you might judge more severely?
MAYBE
Do you often ponder over your own inferiority?
YES
Do people criticize you to others?
YES
Are you embarrassed by a hearty greeting such as a kiss, hug, or pat on the back, if done in public?
NO
Do you frequently not do something you want to do because of other people's desires?
NO
Are you sometimes convinced of the correctness of your opinions about a subject even though you are not an expert?
NO
Do you often find yourself "going off in all directions at once"?
MAYBE
Do your acquaintances seem to think more of your abilities than you do?
NO
Is the idea of death or even reminders of death abhorrent to you?
YES
Having settled an argument out do you continue to feel disgruntled for a while?
MAYBE
Are you friendly in voice, attitude, and expression?
MAYBE
Does life seem rather vague and unreal to you?
YES
Do you often feel upset about the state of war victims and political refugees?
MAYBE
Do "mere acquaintances" appeal to you for aid or advice in their personal difficulties?
NO
If you lose an article, do you get the idea that "someone must have stolen or mislaid it?"
NO
It you thought that someone was suspicious of you and your actions, would you tackle them on the subject rather than leaving them to work it out?
MAYBE
Do you sometimes feel that your age is against you (too young or too old)?
YES
Do you have spells of being sad and depressed for no apparent reason?
NO
Do you do much grumbling about conditions you have to face in life?
YES
Do you tend to hide your feelings?
YES
Do you consider you have many warm friends?
NO
Mr. Energizer, thank you for taking the test! Here are your results:
As you can see, you have some incredibly strong characteristics, such as Stability, Certainty and Aggressiveness. At times you're like an American Gladiator, balancing on a padded pillar, swinging your pugil stick with a fury that can't be matched.
But, there are definite areas of improvement. You're irresponsible, not giving any fucks about anything; you're a critical sumbitch; and you spend the majority of your waking hours communicating to invisible entities that you claim are from alternate dimensions. Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
Mr. Energizer, stop crying. SCIENTOLOGY CAN HELP YOU.
I suggest you start on the Personal Values & Integrity Course. You'll learn vital ingredients to life, such as why you keep committing harmful actions against yourself and others, and how to live an honest and happy life. For the low low price of $22.22 you'll be on the ROAD TO FREEDOM.
Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.
Neglify said:
But, there are definite areas of improvement. You're irresponsible, not giving any fucks about anything; you're a critical sumbitch; and you spend the majority of your waking hours communicating to invisible entities that you claim are from alternate dimensions. Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
Nailed it. This test is fucking genius.
Yeah, but there's nothing in there about me committing sex crimes, thus nullifying it's credibility.
DuracellEnergizer said:
Yeah, but there's nothing in there about me committing sex crimes, thus nullifying it's credibility.
All the more reason you need to do the Personal Values & Integrity Course. Once you've studied all the materials, you will be writing up your "Overts and Withholds" so you can clear your conscience of the perverted sexx laws you've violated. We'll keep your O/Ws for our blackmail files records, but trust me they're 100% confidential* and you'll be a happier, more competent and a weller-endowed THETAN.
Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.
Are you depressed?
Irritable?
Tired of life?
Keep it up.