The Original Vision Post Trilogy: Special Edition — Page 4

vote_for_palpatine said:

More to come, but I am at liberty to release the names of great actors that have committed themselves to TPP:

• Darth Vader/older Anakin Skywalker - DJ Qualls
• Young Anakin Skywalker - Jon Gruden
• Queen Amidala - Lindsay Hollister
• TV's Frink - Sean Connery
• Gaffer Tape - some dude dressed as Katy Perry
• Senator Palpatine/Sidious - John McCain
• Darth Maul - Ernie Reyes, Jr.
• xhonzi - also Ernie Reyes, Jr.
• The Jedi Council - N'Sync
• C3PX - Archie Andrews
• Bingowings - Norm MacDonald
• Mace Windu - Antonio Fargas or Fred Williamson
• skyjedi2005 and vaderisnothayden - as themselves

Someone is missing.....saving best for last, I assume.

vote_for_palpatine said:

TV's Frink - Sean Connery

I'm gonna kick Alex Trebek's ass!

Gaff, you misquoted CP3S.  He originally said you is actually guy.

Of course, revising your post fits this thread perfectly.  CP3S will probably try to claim it never happened.

I'm so fired up about these prequel posts, they are going to be so good (not like those stupid Godzilla In Name Only threads).

Finally we are going to have forum posts which use modern technology to tell a well worked out story lead by solid defined characters and not just to show off with comedic pictures of kittens spouting stupid captions.

Yay!

Bingowings said:

Finally we are going to have forum posts which use modern technology to tell a well worked out story lead by solid defined characters and not just to show off with comedic pictures of kittens spouting stupid captions.

vote_for_palpatine has learned his lesson from the special edition posts.

How bad can these prequel posts possibly be?

He gave us the original posts which changed the way we read discussion forums forever.

He won't let us down.

I wonder if he will post a preview on one of the other threads because regardless of the content of the thread I'm going to go out of my way to see the first glimpse of what is bound to be a wonderful trilogy of prequel posts.

He has had since before January to really think these prequel posts through and marry them to his grand plan which has been his aim since before we got to see that first massive paragraph roar across our computer screens.

Keep the faith Frink.

Do us all a favor....go away. You're a ***** and a piece of ****. I know you're going to ignore this, but you just read this far, so read this. It's not your opinion that annoys us...it's the way you present it. You're the ******** little *** that wants to hang out with the cool kids. Take is from me....YOU are NOT cool. So just get your ******, *** *** off the computer and go play with your Original Post action figures. Put on your cute little New CGI Character voice and stick the New CGI Character figure right up your *** cuz that's the only ****** action you're going to get in life. Continue posting here at the rate you do and you will never know the ****** of a ****, **** ******.

You're a *****. You have no *******. Go away. And stop talking to your imaginary friend, vote_for_palpatine. He isn't real and the real vote_for_palpatine can give a **** less about you. Just open your wallet for him. That's all he cares about.

I am deeply hurt by your knee jerk response to the announcement of the prequel posts.

If you have loved and lost as much as  vote_for_palpatine you'd understand his unique vision.

His only major blip was the Dec 25th Bea Arthur thread which he has personally destroyed and said sorry about.

How can you mock someone who has given us so much?

You wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for vote_for_palpatine's creative generosity, you yo-yo!.

That was directed at Ric Olie.

I understand nothing here no mores. Did some1 say Darth Maul though?

I will not waste my time criticizing or insulting VFPFILM, LTD. as 1) it is unlikely to change, and 2) VFPFILM, LTD. probably revels in the letters of shock and repulsion that it regularly receives. Instead, I will focus on its rabid fibs, which, after all, are the things that replace intellectual integrity with jaundiced sloganeering. Let us note first of all that its activities are a house of mirrors. How are we to find the opening that leads to freedom? That's the big question. If you knew the answer to that then you'd also know why it's really hard to take someone as vulgar as VFPFILM, LTD. very seriously. That shouldn't surprise you when you consider that an armed revolt against it is morally justified. However, I insist that it is not yet strategically justified. To reiterate the main message of this letter, VFPFILM, LTD. fits the stereotypical image of a contumacious brute.

Please visit my church.

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/The-Church-of-Raptor-Jesus/topic/7297/

I went to that church.  I sat with The Raptor.  And do you know what I learned?

You guys are all a bunch of whiners. VFP changed the Original Vision Posts so he could present them as he wanted to, and then you guys want the original posts. And now you're getting them, exactly the way they were showing them in the thread back in January. But are you guys happy? No. You can't stop bitching about the fact you didn't get them in some certain format.

How could you people be so selfish? You've been whining for the original posts, you're getting the original posts, and now you want more. You actually, for once, WANT them to edit the original posts to your liking instead of getting the exact same experience you got in the thread almost a month ago. You're getting what you asked for, yet you want more. You people make me sick.

I can imagine the person who started this site. He's probably some 40-year old virgin who has the stature of a baby and lives with his mom, crying in his stroller "I WANT DA ORIGINAL ORIGINAL VISION POSTS!!! WAH!!!" while his embarrased mom tries to shut him up when she's about to read updates on VFP's Latest Vision.

You know, Frink's always been one of my favorite Original Vision characters, but ever since the special edition post everyone's been whining about him shooting first and missing, and now he's changed into a one-dimensional character who misses all the time just because you people can't accept the fact your precious Original Vision Posts were changed.

Quit bitching, you selfish bastards. Just shut up. You've gotten enough from your whining, enough to close down this stupid site once and for all.

Oh, and are you going to delete my post? Hmmm? Is that how you're going to counter me? Because I thought we believed in free speech, and seeing how this post hasn't broken any of the rules (maybe cursing, but that could easily be edited), I don't see any reason in it being deleted. Oh wait, no, you guys probably don't believe in free speech, and that's probably why you keep bitching at VFP for original posts when he's free to post whatever he wants. Fucking communists.

xhonzi said:

You learned all of that at church?

That's not all I learned!

I just wanted to be safe because I am making my own project. I don't have a good title for it. But it involves The Original Vision. I love the Original Vision Post Trilogy. The recently announced Prequel Post just can't live up to the original. I thought If I wanted to make my own Original Vision Post I need some help so I made this forum. I made the story but it need major editing. I am a Raptorian and need to be on the safe side. When you join tell me your name and what church you came from. It will be very strict. If you lie about being a Raptorian I will have to ask you a few questions on OT.com. Ok, it begins now. Place your name and what church you go to. I will be as nice as I can. I can't take catholic, not because I hate Catholics. I just want to be on the safe side. If I get like spam form you guys I am deleting my account and I will have to start all over again so be careful. I know This is long to read

Plus I'm still not in the cast of the Prequel Post.