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I don’t have any ideas for new threads (yet), but this is a good thread.

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I suggest the creation of “The New The New The New Thread Thread Thread Thread”.

Arrivederci.

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The Newt Thread. Wherein we can post our thoughts about the character Newt from James Cameron’s Aliens.

Then… The New Newt Thread. Wherein we can post our thoughts about the character Newt from JK Rowling’s Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them.

And Of Course… The New Newt On The Block Thread. Wherein we make fun of the character Newt from those dumb Maze Runner books/films.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Neglify said:

The Newt Thread. Wherein we can post our thoughts about the character Newt from James Cameron’s Aliens.

Then… The New Newt Thread. Wherein we can post our thoughts about the character Newt from JK Rowling’s Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them.

And Of Course… The New Newt On The Block Thread. Wherein we make fun of the character Newt from those dumb Maze Runner books/films.

Approved, as long as you make another one about Newt Gingrich.

Episode I: The Ridiculous Menace / Episode II: Attack Of The Ridiculousness / Episode III: Revenge of the Ridiculousness

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How about The Newt Beaten to a Jelly Thread, for discussion about the Jeeves & Wooster favorite, Gussie Frink-Nottle.

Army of Darkness: The Medieval Deadit | The Terminator - Color Regrade | The Wrong Trousers - Audio Preservation
SONIC RACES THROUGH THE GREEN FIELDS.
THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THE SUN. DON’T MAKE THE SUN LAUGH AT YOU.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMPuROQMBuw&t=22m5s

I mean, it’s Bertie who’ll be beaten to a jelly, but he wants to do the same thing to Gussie anyway.

Army of Darkness: The Medieval Deadit | The Terminator - Color Regrade | The Wrong Trousers - Audio Preservation
SONIC RACES THROUGH THE GREEN FIELDS.
THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THE SUN. DON’T MAKE THE SUN LAUGH AT YOU.

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Jeeves and Wooster is a wonderful show and I will stop at nothing to convince you to watch it!

Army of Darkness: The Medieval Deadit | The Terminator - Color Regrade | The Wrong Trousers - Audio Preservation
SONIC RACES THROUGH THE GREEN FIELDS.
THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THE SUN. DON’T MAKE THE SUN LAUGH AT YOU.

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A thread to notice others that you changed your signature. Ideally, an old thread should be reused like the Tex Murphy thread for profile pics.

Ceci n’est pas une signature.

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How about a happy news thread for posting happy news articles, think Anchorman with the waterskiing squirrel, or in Anchorman with Ming Ping the panda that gives birth to more pandas, or Anchorman 2 with the top story on America, her being the greatest country in the world. I don’t want to hear about whats wrong with America or russia or north korea or china or the Europes or the Canadas, I want to hear about whats right with those places. I want to hear about a heroic dog that rescues a helicopter from a fire. I want to hear about the president of Earth coming to an understanding with the bear population and all parties benefit and receive tax breaks, increased wages and health care benefits, which in turn affords the bears a chance to get their driving licenses. I want to hear about a Giraffe that cooks meals for the homeless but moonlights as an impressionist artist. I want to hear about a guy who finds a 50 dollar bill on the sidewalk and takes his special lady friend on an expensive date using blank forged checks, wins big on scratch 'n wins and has enough to pay for the forged cheques court battles and some left over for a quality frozen pizza.

Worst case scenario: thread never gets an update past the first post and falls into obscurity. FAST.

Best case scenario:

Actually I have no idea what the best case scenario would be since I have never read a happy news thread.

OT-DAWT-COM nieghbour and sometime poster (Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day!)

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I vote yay for anything including Professor Farnsworth