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The "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" Thread

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I wanted to repost this from the BD thread:

Here's the real problem with the Noooooooooooooo!  It's there, even when it isn't!  I showed my wife the original so that I could show her how terrible the new version is, and while we were watching the original, I could not stop thinking about the Nooooooo!  I COULD STILL HEAR IT!  IT'S IN MY HEAD!  

 

CURSE YOU LUCAS!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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I always liked Toy Story towards the end, when Woody lets off a barrage of "No! No no! No no no no no no!  Nooooooo!"

Couldn't find a youtube of it though.

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Does the no i screamed at the theater showing of crystal skull when the mayan temple transformed into an alien ship, does that count?

Total facepalm moment, i was like wtf Lucas, nuked fridges, gophers, shia lebouf being tarzan but that final moment cemented for me, on top of aliens, area 51 and the saran wrap fake skull, that this was one horrible movie worthy of mystery science theater 3000.

I almost walked out of this film 3 times.  Each time i said to myself as i sat back down i trust Spielberg it will get better, boy was i wrong.

Literally his worst film since 1941 and Lucas worst since Howard the Duck and Radioland Murders if you can forget those supposed star wars movies that were made 1999 and afterwards.

It was not just a no, i was a oh hell fuck no, Lucas you ruined Indiana Jones just like you ruined star wars.

“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.

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James Bond: Die Another Day wasn't bad because of the invisible car. Actually, it wasn't bad.

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EFU said:


I always liked Toy Story towards the end, when Woody lets off a barrage of "No! No no! No no no no no no!  Nooooooo!"

Couldn't find a youtube of it though.


It's in the ultimate Nooooooo! Link I posted above.

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EFU said:

I always liked Toy Story towards the end, when Woody lets off a barrage of "No! No no! No no no no no no!  Nooooooo!"

Zurg: No, Buzz, I am your Father.

Buzz: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Did not someone in another thread talk about Luke's Neverrrrrrrrrrrrr!, and thats not true its impossible. noooooooooo!

Supposedly the defense of the prequels is Lucas was just copying Hamill's whining with hayden and the bad acting was to match.

 

Then there is the NO I am your father.

 Also the emperor in Sith, no you will die,lol.

 

When i think of Luke whining i think of the power converters thing or having to stay on another season, when i think of Hayden Anakin whining i think of its obi wans fault hes holding me back and throwing the wrench, telling padme he commited genocide on sand persons.

“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.

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TV's Frink said:

Post your favorite and least favorite examples of NOOOOOOOO, Star Wars or otherwise.

Now that I've read the rules...  You do realize this means I have to find an example of "NO!!!" from The Secret of NIMH. ;)

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TK-949 said:

 

EFU said:


I always liked Toy Story towards the end, when Woody lets off a barrage of "No! No no! No no no no no no!  Nooooooo!"

Couldn't find a youtube of it though.


It's in the ultimate Nooooooo! Link I posted above.

 

 

Ahhh sorry about that, I was at work and didn't play the whole thing until just now.  That is a cool vid, nooos from such diverse sources!

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People were talking about Vader's "No!" fitting Lucas' "poetry" ideas, but it turns out there's already a "No!" in ROTJ when that poor little droid is having his feet roasted. There's your rhyme.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

END OF LINE

(It hasn’t happened yet)

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skyjedi2005 said:

Does the no i screamed at the theater showing of crystal skull when the mayan temple transformed into an alien ship, does that count?

Total facepalm moment, i was like wtf Lucas, nuked fridges, gophers, shia lebouf being tarzan but that final moment cemented for me, on top of aliens, area 51 and the saran wrap fake skull, that this was one horrible movie worthy of mystery science theater 3000.

I almost walked out of this film 3 times.  Each time i said to myself as i sat back down i trust Spielberg it will get better, boy was i wrong.

Literally his worst film since 1941 and Lucas worst since Howard the Duck and Radioland Murders if you can forget those supposed star wars movies that were made 1999 and afterwards.

It was not just a no, i was a oh hell fuck no, Lucas you ruined Indiana Jones just like you ruined star wars.

skyjedi2005 said:

Did not someone in another thread talk about Luke's Neverrrrrrrrrrrrr!, and thats not true its impossible. noooooooooo!

Supposedly the defense of the prequels is Lucas was just copying Hamill's whining with hayden and the bad acting was to match.

 

Then there is the NO I am your father.

 Also the emperor in Sith, no you will die,lol.

 

When i think of Luke whining i think of the power converters thing or having to stay on another season, when i think of Hayden Anakin whining i think of its obi wans fault hes holding me back and throwing the wrench, telling padme he commited genocide on sand persons.

Man, is there a single thread you can't bring down?  Try to have fun for once.

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I was having fun.

“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.

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TV's Frink said:

You must be a real treat at parties.

 

  LOL...as if an internet discussion board would give a realistic expectation of what people are like outside of the internet.