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The Make Fun of Yourself Thread — Page 3

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suspiciouscoffee said:

i should kill myself so that maybe God might spare my soul if my final act was to do his will and execute the degenerate faggot.

alas, i am too cowardly to go through with that, only pointless ramble about it to strangers on the internet.

Please don’t be thinking this way, bud. It’s not healthy.

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damn, you saw it before the edit.

i’m fully aware it’s unhealthy, i’ve got no clue what to do about it so… ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯

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suspiciouscoffee said:

damn, you saw it before the edit.

i’m fully aware it’s unhealthy, i’ve got no clue what to do about it so… ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯

I am but a simple man and I do not want you to die.

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You have too much to offer the world to end it unnaturally. I know it’s hard, but you can find a way to come to terms with your sexuality.

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suspiciouscoffee said:

TV’s Frink said:

Can you talk to a doctor?

Unlikely, given my current living situation.

I’m touched, by the way, that so many of you care about me.

It is times like this that make me very proud to be a member of this forum. I hope we get to see more of this sentiment.

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Jetrell Fo said:

The way I say thanks to those numbskulls that got my self-reflection thread locked.

You should look the top of that thread. It says that the thread will be re-opened at your request.

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My throne and crown were finally returned to me.

😃

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Sometimes I feel like I’m too attractive.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

END OF LINE

(It hasn’t happened yet)

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Tyrphanax said:

Sometimes I feel like I’m too attractive.

You are certainly too sexy for me, and that’s okay, not all of us can be that pretty.

😉

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This is always my face when I agree with anything

Waiting for life to go by

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My nose is so big I had a former boss who would call me the Nose. He would often say “ask the nose. The nose knows.” Everyone knew who he meant.

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Ratio Tile said:

My nose is so big I had a former boss who would call me the Nose. He would often say “ask the nose. The nose knows.” Everyone knew who he meant.

“If you’re not a Jew with that nose, you’re an eagle!”

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It looks like I broke the rules of the thread, but I hope it’s obvious there was no ill will in the post and all in fun.

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If we can’t laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at, and it’s easy to see you weren’t being nasty … I’ll allow it (unless Ratio takes issue).

😉

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Apparently how some here see me so I’m going to have fun with it.

😃

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It sure seems like you’re trying to pretend you aren’t violating rules #2 and #3 in the OP. It’s obvious to everyone that you “make fun of yourself” in order to complain about how you’re treated in other threads.

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9/10 out of what? I assume that’s a fraction of one.