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Not a fan, really. The animation/character design’s fine, but it has no narrative; it has teenage sex fantasies linked by a MacGuffin in place of a narrative.

Maybe I should check the magazine out some time. It might be more my speed.

“I am a writer. Therefore, I am not sane.”

― Edgar Allan Poe

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Did you read the Bottom text? it say’s “Fell free to post about, Heavy Metal Music.” Not magazine or comic. just Music.

This is borderline experimental

WHAT WOULD M͟I͟C͟H͟A͟E͟L͟ ͟B͟A͟Y͟ DO?! …watch his step 😃

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The Metal - Tenacious D

You can’t kill the metal
The metal will live on
Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal
But they failed, as they were smite to the ground
New-wave tried to kill the metal
But they failed, as they were striken down to the ground
Grunge tried to kill the metal Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
They failed, as they were thrown to the ground

No-one can destroy the metal
The metal will strike you down with a vicious blow
We are the vanquished foes of the metal
We tried to win for why we do not know

New-wave tried to destroy the metal, but the metal had its way
Grunge then tried to dethrone the metal, but metal was in the way
Punk-rock tried to destroy the metal, but metal was much too strong
Techno tried to defile the metal, but techno was proven wrong

Metal!
It comes from hell!

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Heavy metal has never done much for me, but I do think this is actually pretty good (and hilarious):

Batmetal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qatmJtIJAPw

I am be dangerous now
Not me hurt when stairs fell down
Be pushed by you, me hit head
Me nose broke, soon you be dead

😃

Bluto