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Originally posted by: C3PX
Originally posted by: ricarleite
Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
There's no doubt it has, which is why I only support the death penalty in cases where it's obvious beyond all doubt that the victim is guilty as sin. (IE the OJ Simpson case)

It's best to err on the side of caution than to excecute an innocent person.


Instead of applying the death penalty, why not have the person locked forever on some place, working as a slave planting something or producing something? Wouldn't that be more productive?


That is an alternative I suggested. But quite honestly, I am not sure how well it would work, and it is very unlikely they would be able to support themselves fully. So very likely they would still be sucking up tax dollars. Even if you had them working a 8 hour work day, you can bet people are going to be crying out foul for making them preform slave labor, or at the very least might say that the prisoner should get his money sent to his own family or transfered into a private bank account rather than going to the prison system.

If we could lock them away in some obscure location where they could work in something like "sweat shops" producing cheap labor for companies to profit from, then this could be a very interesting alternative. But you know there will be constant protests against the use of prisoner labor, even if it is only reserved for extreme death penalty level cases.


The only problem I see with trying to lock them away forever or making them work it off, other than the tax money they suck out of our government, would be the fact that there will always be the chance that they could break out and have the opportunity to murder or rape again. Whereas, when you put them to death, there is no chance that they could victimize anyone ever again. This has occured, review the Texas Seven and even in the UK. The most notable person to be cited would have to Kenneth Allen Mcduff, anyone who reads that and does not think our justice system is screwed, needs a head examination. Kenneth McDuff is the apitomy of why we need the death sentence and why it should be used. If this bastard hadbeen put to death in the 60's, at least four women would be with thier famlies today.
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We need a new guest host. Anyone?

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Post away WESHALLPRESERVE.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Ok, so we covered the Death Penalty---I would like to maybe host a conversation pertaining to Cindy Pisshan and her escapades---would anyone like to post their thoughts? I'm stimulated about this after watching Reilly's do an interview with a group that tracks down money funneled to non-profit organizations. Heres Reilly's as well as my take on this---
She goes to Cuba from Mexico with her big group of losers, visits Guantanamo Bay, and from Cuba goes all over the East Coast-
How in the fuck does she, a person with no job get to doing this? She is reportedly-allegedly gtting money from a large number of Organizations-------George Serose, communist organizations (allegedly) etc.
I'm going to watch MobileSuit Gundam the movie now, so I'll be back to read replys later-----------either this or that fat pig Rossie O'donald
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For todays (01/22/07) discussion,

I think it is wonderful that banking in America is private. I find great confort in the fact that the US dollar is not backed by gold and that our government can print off as much as they need when they need it. This truely brings warm fuzzies to my heart. I really don't think backing our money with gold is essential. It is not like the dollar is ever going to fall. Anybody else feel the same way I do about this?


Disclaimer: The above statement or question does not reflect my own personal opinion. This comment also does not reflect the opinion of Go-Mer-Tonic™. The above was a random controversial topic posted for entertainment purposes only.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Oh how the mighty have fallen. This thread was going to be the greatest thing ever. Too bad nobody ever looks in here. Hey Sean, wanna host the show? Just give some extremely controversial opinion about something and we'll all rag on you for it. That's what the gomer-tonic thread is suppose to be about.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Hmm let me make up something stupid and ignorant.
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Research on bread indicates that:

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.
4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
5. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
Research on bread indicates that:

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.
4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
5. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.


Damn bread eaters, they are always causing problems.
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I happen to be a pretty heavty bread user. In fact, my wife bakes our bread for us, so I don't even use the poor quality store bought stuff, but the real premium quality home made stuff. I admit, most of those facts you wrote seem to be true, but honestly, if I wanna use bread, what business of yours or the government's is it? I am not hurting any one! LEAVE US BREAD USERS ALONE! ITS OUR CHOICE!!!!

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Originally posted by: sean wookie
Research on bread indicates that:

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.
4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
5. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.


Wow! I never realized that bread caused so many problems.
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We are talking about bread here right?
I've been eating bread ever since I can remember. I don't get it?!?!?!?!

It's not like I have a sandwich at lunch then want to go out and commit a crime. Granted I may want slap my boss, but that's got nothing to do with bread. He's just a twat!

http://www.facebook.com/DirtyWookie

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I had a pursuit with a guy in bread truck the other night, he was so yeasted up after those twenty or so Sunbeam loafs we had to taser his butt.
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Originally posted by: HotRod
Hang on a sec.
Am I reading this right? Is bread bad for you now?


I think it was satire, HotRod
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You see, everybody eats bread. Those statistic that Sean posted are pretty accurate from what I understand. It is just a joke giving US statistics for everybody and saying look at the statistics for bread users (much like the statistics for drug users that are used to prove the negative effects of drug use). It's a joke. Bored people, you know.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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What should I post next? How about ZOMG!!!!!! ANARCHY IZ THE COOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!