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The Gaffer Tape Thread — Page 5

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I knew TGIF when it had 8 Simple Rules... which is much later than Family Matters, which I've seen reruns of on Nick. Not impressed.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Yeah, I'm siding with you on that one - Family Matters was not my cup of tea.

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Come on... you liked it in the day.  Tell me you've never done a Steve Urkel impression. 

And then tell me you didn't do the Macarena during that week in 1997 when EVERYONE did it.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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It makes me sad you guys know his first name.  I honestly thought he was just "Urkel."

But who is your favorite "Full House" character?

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Bob Saget... as everyone.

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The sad/awesome thing is that lately I've been having Full House dreams on a semi-regular basis.  I'm really not sure what that means...  Do I want to know?

Oh, and on a related note, Handbrake and I did come up with a safe word:  "Mr. Woodchuck."

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Pffft...that's too long.  You'd barely get to "wood" before it would be too late and you're committed to whatever it is you got spooked by.

Not that I would know.

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And so today I discovered Gaffer's true appearance, courtesy of Daizex.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v153/_Xyex_/Avatars2/Avy1986.jpg

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Aaaaaaaah!  What do you think you're doing?!  There's a such thing as privacy, you know!  How would you feel if I just knocked your pixelated Rockman helmet off of your head, huh?  Yeesh!

Oh, and if I had chosen this for my avatar (which I just might have):

Would you have said that was my true appearance?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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What is it with you and pictures of women as your avatar? And this time, 'tis provocative! Man Gaff... I mean it's fine and all in private, but...

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This 'tis woman?  Hmm...

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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DAMN! Foiled again by a fellow nerd. :<

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Foiled?  Is that what your helmet is made of?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Foil and FAIL!!!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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No, my helmet is made of 16-bit pixels. Works better than FOIL (first outside inside last).

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Does it work better than FAIL (fuck all itinerant leprechauns)?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Not as well as WIN (Wittily Intentional Nothingness), but definitely better than FOIL.

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Hmm.  But I would say that doesn't hold a candle to REEK (ransack edmund's entire kabobs).  WHY MUST THEY TAKE MY KABOBS?!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Someone set me up kabob!  Someone set me up kabob!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Wow.  Is this what is like for the rest of you reading my posts?

I'm so ashamed.

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Thanks, bkev, for helping me set up that intervention for Frink.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Whoa. A REAL NAME REVEALED?!? THE SILLINESS GOES TO FAR!

Edmund. Teehee. No kabobs until you finish that Wonder Woman review! Also, you're welcome.

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Sigh.  Yes.  My full name is Edmund Stanislaus Rumowicz.  Lance for short.  I am not ashamed.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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You'd probably like that STAS CAB I saw in San Diego, because apparently they name the cabs down there o.o. It was weird, seriously - there was even a Cozy Cab. It didn't look like it lived up to its name.

So wait... you're this guy? http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/c/ce/VSLance.png

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