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The Gaffer Tape Thread — Page 4

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Gaaaa! That is embarrasting!

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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TV's Frink said:

vote_for_palpatine said:

EDIT: I found "stob" on page one, but I still want to know why someone would search for such a thing. Or "embarrast".

Poor CP3S...even years later his typo's aren't safe.

You meant "typos". Of course, I allow for the possibility that you may have done this on purpose,lol.

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vote_for_palpatine said:

TV's Frink said:

Poor CP3S...even years later his typo's aren't safe.

You meant "typos". Of course, I allow for the possibility that you may have done this on purpose,lol.

Crap.  If I'm going to scream bloody murder at everyone else's typos, I should probably man up and admit my own.

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TV's Frink said:

xhonzi said:

Great.  My mispeallings span several threads.

Too easy...

 That's not actually misspelled.  It's just archaic.  Like "shoppe" or "olde" or "ye".

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Wow.  I had forgotten that I'd had my own thread.  And that it was just a hop, skip, and a stob away!  I was quite the wild bunny stuffer back in those days.  Sigh... what has become of me?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Don't feel bad. I have to make my own threads. And I don't want to ask somebody to dedicate a thread to me, because it's embarrassing and cheapens the honor when you go public like that.

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One of these days I'mma make my own thread - with blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the thread!

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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...but I wanted blackjack and hookers...

 

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How about a black hooker named Jack?  Or is that going too far...?

...

Look!  Bunnies!!!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Wow, I was mementarily half considering making a sock named Jack with the title of "Hooker"... then I thought of all that work poor Fink has to do when switching between himself and his socks. Log out... log in... post... log out... log in... post... log out... log in... post... log out... log in... post... got to get tiring. And the socks are already a bit crazy.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Mementarily?  Is that the adverbial form of meme?  Like "OVER 9,000!" is mementarily annoying?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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No! Not you two Gaff! Not you too!

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Oh, please.  I was doing this to you years before Frink showed up!

EDIT:  Oh, and yes, you're right.  There should be two of me.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Now this is just getting ridiculous!

 

EDIT: Maybe I should start proof reading my posts?

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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vote_for_palpatine said:

?

bkev said:

One of these days I'mma make my own thread - with blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the thread!

Darn it, that's some hilarious reference I can't quite place.

C3PX said:

EDIT: Maybe I should start proof reading my posts?

Wjhy?

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C3PX said:

Wow, I was mementarily half considering making a sock named Jack with the title of "Hooker"... then I thought of all that work poor Fink has to do when switching between himself and his socks. Log out... log in... post... log out... log in... post... log out... log in... post... log out... log in... post... got to get tiring. And the socks are already a bit crazy.

All of his socks?  That two-timing, double-crossing, no good, scruffy-looking...

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TV's Frink said:

vote_for_palpatine said:

?

Referencing the way Sam Jackson lobbied for the Mace Windu part.

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TV's Frink said:

bkev said:

One of these days I'mma make my own thread - with blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the thread!

Darn it, that's some hilarious reference I can't quite place.

Oh yeah, Bender said it.  I love Bender.

(no, I'm not a robosexual)

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Don't mind me, I'm just making out with my Lucy LiuBot.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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I'd rather make out with my Monrobot.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Yeah, you're right.  It's Urkelbot all the way.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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I'm not even gonna aks...

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Come on!  Everyone loves the Urkelbot!  It's like regular Steve Urkel... but as a robot, man!!!!

Anyway, since this is apparently still my thread, I get to bitch in it.  Editing new video.  If Handbrake bends me over tomorrow and fucks me in the poophole with its sudden, inexplicable loss of all of its file converting powers like it did tonight, I'm going to take my computer and chuck it out the window.

ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHDJFAKA;KLEJIFAIFJADKSLJFLIWAEJROIAEJFLISAJFSJRWELS!!!!!!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Gaffer Tape said:

Come on!  Everyone loves the Urkelbot!  It's like regular Steve Urkel... but as a robot, man!!!!

Anyway, since this is apparently still my thread, I get to bitch in it.  Editing new video.  If Handbrake bends me over tomorrow and fucks me in the poophole with its sudden, inexplicable loss of all of its file converting powers like it did tonight, I'm going to take my computer and chuck it out the window.

ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHDJFAKA;KLEJIFAIFJADKSLJFLIWAEJROIAEJFLISAJFSJRWELS!!!!!!

Cut bkev some slack, he's obviously too young to remember ABC's TGIF lineup.  I just wish I were too young to remember it...*sigh*

Anyway, if Handbrake buys you dinner and treats you well, and you really like Handbrake, well...I'm not saying you should do something you don't want to do, of course.  But you might want to give Handbrake a chance.  Maybe agree on a safe word or something.