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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Fortunately, Hef had my back. He said that happens to him all the time, and once he said that, everybody understood.


Man, I wish the Hef would have been at my party! I still feel so embarrest. And I haven't been invited to a single party since.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Yay! No one seemed to catch the awkward double entendre of stuffing bunnies at the Playboy Mansion!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Yay! No one seemed to catch the awkward double entendre of stuffing bunnies at the Playboy Mansion!


***slaps self for being unbelievably slow on the double entendre.****

See, usually I'm fast at catching these, as I have an unbelievably perverted mind. I guess I'm not as quick at it here on the internet.

And since Gaffer Tape is decreeing what's cool or not these days, I must ask him a question. Is it still cool to ask a girl out with one of those "Yes, No, Maybe," cards? Strike that. Was it ever cool?
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Well, I remember I was scared as hell of them when I was 11, so that automatically loses some points with me. But you're, what, 14, 15, right? Face-to-face, man. Got to do it directly.

EDIT: And what's up with "Maybe"? Why would you put "maybe" on a card anyway? First of all, if you get back a maybe, what does that mean? And secondly, you can't give them any room to weasel out of it. Yes or no. The end. Well, if you have to use one of those cards. I don't condone it.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Yay! No one seemed to catch the awkward double entendre of stuffing bunnies at the Playboy Mansion!


Oh, I got it alright. I just wasn't sure where you were going with it, so I decided I would just leave it alone.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Well, I remember I was scared as hell of them when I was 11, so that automatically loses some points with me. But you're, what, 14, 15, right? Face-to-face, man. Got to do it directly.

EDIT: And what's up with "Maybe"? Why would you put "maybe" on a card anyway? First of all, if you get back a maybe, what does that mean? And secondly, you can't give them any room to weasel out of it. Yes or no. The end. Well, if you have to use one of those cards. I don't condone it.


Face to face. Got ya.

I don't know what's with the maybe. I think I saw it in a movie....or I was stoned when I posted. Either way, it was incredibly stupid and un-cool.
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i've always thought you were cool gaffer. plus you're always nice
way to go for having your own thread. it's an exclusive club!
however i suggest that everyone make up their own threads... it's a free world baby!

~* you know you love me... xoxo *~

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Nah. The way I see it, once a thing becomes too mainstream, it's no longer "cool." It's just "popular." And popularity is crap!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Gaffer TapeAnd popularity is crap!


Too true. Also if everybody had their own threads it would be pretty lame. It isn't a free world, not really. It is all just an illusion (the freedom, not the world). If everybody had their own thread, there everybody would want people to post in their thread, when people don't post in their thread they will feel annoyed, conversations would be divided over a zillion threads named after people, and in each of these little threads, very little pointful conversation would take place. This is why it is not a free world, because if it was everybody would do what they want, and if everybody did what they want, they would then NOT be doing what everybody else wants them to do and this has the potential to make everybody pretty unhappy. For example, when you wake up in the morning, do you have a choice if you would like to go to school or work? Can you choose to toss out that stupid report your boss wants on his desk by noon tomorrow? Or that research paper that if due by Thursday at 5:00? If you were really free, couldn't you just skip finals week? Or take a whole four months off work for the Christmas holiday? The world is not free. We are all slaves. And we are all slaves to any number of masters at that. The more "Freedom" that comes, the more freedom we don't have. We could be free, in the past we were free, but in the current way in which society is build we can never be free.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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There is a lot of depth to your post, but, in my current state of mind, all I really picked up on is how wonderful it would be to be able to skip my last final, which is today at noon.

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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
"my last final, which is today at noon."


Lucky bastard.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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You know your life sucks when... your boss schedules you to work 50 and a half hours on the week of Christmas.

I suppose this is my own reversioning of "Things We Hate..." which I have entitled, "You Know Your Life Sucks When..."

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Hey, "You know your life sucks when..." could be a pretty popular thread. Maybe you should start one entitled that. This place needs some new life in it.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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That could be a fun thread....or a dreadfully depressing one.

Though it is always tons of fun to see how much other people's lives suck in comparison to your own.
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You know your life sucks when... you wake up early in the morning and drive to your first day of class... only to remember that today is Tuesday, not Monday, unlike most weeks that start off with Monday, and you have actually already missed your very first class of the semester. I really feel like an idiot right now.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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I'm very sad to see I'm over three years late to the bunny stuffing party.  Is three years long enough for it to be back in style?

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Necroposting is so nine days ago.

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*sigh* I guess I'll have to go back to my own necroposting thread.

Incidentally, I found this thread while searching for "stob."

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Why were you looking for "stob"? I mean, seriously, who looks for a thing like that? WTF?

EDIT: I found "stob" on page one, but I still want to know why someone would search for such a thing. Or "embarrast".

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Great.  My mispeallings span several threads.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

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xhonzi said:

Great.  My mispeallings span several threads.

Too easy...

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vote_for_palpatine said:

EDIT: I found "stob" on page one, but I still want to know why someone would search for such a thing. Or "embarrast".

Poor CP3S...even years later his typo's aren't safe.

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Hey, I used to drink a lot while posting.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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C3PX said:

Hey, I used to drink a lot while posting.

Used to?

*rimshot*