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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Yeah, I'm glad I don't have to worry about writing papers on a typewriter. I'm a pretty good typist, but I'd drive myself nuts worrying about making typing mistakes. I love the backspace key. Even newer typewriters with built-in correction ribbon takes forever if you get off on a tangent and realize, "Oh, this paragraph isn't what I wanted to say." Prepare to spend ten minutes deleting everything.


Find and Replace is the greatest feature of modern word processing...
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Amen. And at least I was finally able to get that test completed. I'm so glad this semester is almost over.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Amen. And at least I was finally able to get that test completed. I'm so glad this semester is almost over.


Amen and amen!

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Like I said, it's because you created your own! But because you're a buddy of mine, I'll do my best to help you out.

EDIT: Well, I was about to post something in your thread when I realized that not only do I have the most recent post there already, but your thread has more replies to it than mine does, so it doesn't seem like your coolitude is in any real danger.

EDIT AGAIN: Congratulations on 1,900 posts. Geez, does anybody besides me use the Rankings thread anymore?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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No way dude, no thread is cooler than Nannersplits Funland. You even declined an endorsment from Al Gore. How cool is that eh!

So cool in fact, that I even forgot it is actually called "Nannersplit's Super Funtime Land"

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Well, yeah, that's true, but I didn't want to say anything. It's not "cool" to rub that in your face when I'm trying to defend your thread, now is it?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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That's true, I suppose. Anyway, you have no right to feel guilty, not after that Huey Lewis plate you got!

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Okay, I'm afraid I've had to remove the bunnies, as people were starting to stare.

The only problem is, my nostrils have become a little... er... stretched.

Does anyone know how to deal with flaccid nostrils?
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I'll let you know as soon as I figure out a witty respon... er, I mean, well-thought out solution to your problem.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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I'd still say you have a little bit of time yet. I won't tell you how much, though, but you should have enough time to lodge a considerable amount of hares in your nose.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Ok, I'm rounding up rabbits as we speak.

In goes one....
anoder one....
ab anober one...

gob I wis I wadnt allergid to fur....
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Put shellac on the little bastards.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Either that or shave them.

BALD BUNNIES!!!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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I personally prefer my bunnies bald. You know they have to come out sooner or later, and when you remove them and find they have shed inside your nose, you'll find yourself sneezing fur for days. However, if you shave them first, or better, dunk them is a small vat of nair, you'll find the whole process goes mych more plesantly. Also, don't take this the wrong way, you can oil their furless bodies a bit and they go in much less painfully. The only trouble with this is they also fall out a lot easier. There is nothing as uncool as being at a party with more bunnies in your nose than anybody else, and when everybody is looking at you and admiring your bunny stuffing abilities to have a couple of the little buggars come slipping out slide across the floor. The worst part of it was that they were so oily they were really hard to pick back up.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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I know. I was at the Playboy mansion a few nights ago, and everyone was amazed at how many bunnies I could stuff, but then they just all slipped out. It was horrible, man!!!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
I know. I was at the Playboy mansion a few nights ago, and everyone was amazed at how many bunnies I could stuff, but then they just all slipped out. It was horrible, man!!!
That sounds awful, GT! What did you do?
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Fortunately, Hef had my back. He said that happens to him all the time, and once he said that, everybody understood.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Yeah, I probably should have read about the cons of oiling before I tried it...see, I oiled them, but instead of oil, I used extremely flammable gas. Before I stuffed them in my nose, the power went out. I lit a match so I could see, and accidentally dropped it on the poor bunnies. Does putting bunnie skeletons in your nose count?

I'm now on my way to the pet shop to buy more bunnies. I'm shaving them this time.
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*arrives late for the conversation*

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Dear lord, what have I stumbled into!?

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From the looks of things, a mass bunny genocide. Get 'em before they're extinct! Discount prices!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Darth_Evil
Does putting bunnie skeletons in your nose count?
This could take bunny stuffing into new territory, appealing to Goths!
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