The Gaffer Tape Thread

Author: JediSage
Date: 30-Nov-2006, 1:07 PM

Author: JediSage
Time: 30-Nov-2006 1:07 PM
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OK, NOW you're cool enough...

Nemo me impune lacessit

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Author: ricarleite
Time: 30-Nov-2006 1:24 PM
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Grahan Chapman as a military office comes in: "Right, stop that. Silly. Too silly."

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering

Author: Number20
Time: 30-Nov-2006 1:47 PM
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You mean like this?

Author: Nanner Split
Time: 30-Nov-2006 2:00 PM
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JediSage beat me to it! Curses!

Oh well. You can still have some of those cookies from my thread if there are any left.

Author: auraloffalwaffle
Time: 30-Nov-2006 2:26 PM
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Man, that Gaffer Tape is such a cool guy!

I wish I was as cool as him...

Don't you call me a mindless philosopher...!

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 30-Nov-2006 3:16 PM
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Yeah, I'm so cool that I have a thread about me and didn't even post in it for two hours!

(EDIT: As uncool as it might sound, thank you for making me a thread, JediSage!)

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: JediSage
Time: 30-Nov-2006 3:20 PM
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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Yeah, I'm so cool that I have a thread about me and didn't even post in it for two hours!

(EDIT: As uncool as it might sound, thank you for making me a thread, JediSage!)

Nothing you say in here could be considered uncool...

Nemo me impune lacessit

http://ttrim.blogspot.com

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 30-Nov-2006 3:22 PM
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Hmm. Let's test this theory...

I am stuffing six bunnies into each of my nostrils! I hereby declare this as "cool." In order to be cool like me, which all of you want to be, I command you to follow my lead and start BUNNY STUFFING!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Mike O
Time: 30-Nov-2006 3:24 PM
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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Hmm. Let's test this theory...

I am stuffing six bunnies into each of my nostrils! I hereby declare this as "cool." In order to be cool like me, which all of you want to be, I command you to follow my lead and start BUNNY STUFFING!

LOL!! I feel sorry for the bunnies. Are they on board with this stuffing into the nose?

“What Orwell feared were those who would ban books. What Huxley feared was that there would be no reason to ban a book, for there would be no one who wanted to read one.”

Neil Postman, Amusing Ourselves to Death

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 30-Nov-2006 3:25 PM
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Yes. Because for bunnies, as I have just realized and told them, being stuffed into human beings' noses is cool!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: auraloffalwaffle
Time: 30-Nov-2006 3:36 PM
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[MUFFLED] Hey, loog ad be! I'b da greadest!!

Er...

How do you stob de bleedig?

Don't you call me a mindless philosopher...!

Author: JediSage
Time: 30-Nov-2006 3:43 PM
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OK, now I'm worried about the inherent coolness of this thread since we've crossed into Bunny Stuffing...

Nemo me impune lacessit

http://ttrim.blogspot.com

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 30-Nov-2006 3:49 PM
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Hey, I'm a vegetarian. Trust me, if there was anything wrong or cruel about bunny stuffing, I'd be the first to let you know.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: ricarleite
Time: 30-Nov-2006 6:22 PM
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THANK GOD it's just on the nose!

Author: ricarleite
Time: 30-Nov-2006 6:22 PM
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THANK GOD it's just on the nose!

Author: Arnie.d
Time: 30-Nov-2006 7:39 PM
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Originally posted by: auraloffalwaffle

Er...

How do you stob de bleedig?

By stuffing even more bunnies in your nose

Fez: I am so excited about Star Whores.
Hyde: Fezzy, man, it's Star Wars.

Author: auraloffalwaffle
Time: 30-Nov-2006 7:50 PM
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[LOOKS AROUND]

Shid...

Doed adybody hab ady zbare buddies?

Adybody?

Don't you call me a mindless philosopher...!

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 30-Nov-2006 8:00 PM
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Don't be silly. With everyone else doing it, how do you think they'll have any bunnies to spare you?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: auraloffalwaffle
Time: 30-Nov-2006 9:12 PM
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Soddy, Gabber Tabe!

I'll ged by coad...

Don't you call me a mindless philosopher...!

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 30-Nov-2006 9:22 PM
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You don't have to leave. You just have to be understanding and patient during the Great Bunny Shortage of 2006. One must sacrifice much to be trendy. It is the way of the world!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: auraloffalwaffle
Time: 1-Dec-2006 5:45 AM
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Aw, Gabber, you're de greadest!!

[GIVES GT A BIG BEAR-HUG]

Don't you call me a mindless philosopher...!

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 1-Dec-2006 1:28 PM
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I'll tell you what's NOT cool, though: when you're an online college-curriculum-based computer program, and you won't let me take a Chemistry test because you claim I've already taken it even though I haven't because you're a stupid computer program and can't figure these things out thereby possibly screwing me out of a very important class grade. So, yeah, if you want to be cool... DON'T DO THAT!!!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: C3PX
Time: 1-Dec-2006 1:58 PM
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I hate computers. Computers and higher education should not be as closely associated with one another as they are. I have had plenty of reduced grades do to computer malfunctions. Though they are a lot better for writing papers on than type writers. Anybody here remember writing papers on those old things?

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author: JediSage
Time: 1-Dec-2006 2:16 PM
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Originally posted by: C3PX
I hate computers. Computers and higher education should not be as closely associated with one another as they are. I have had plenty of reduced grades do to computer malfunctions. Though they are a lot better for writing papers on than type writers. Anybody here remember writing papers on those old things?

Sadly yes. They made us take "keyboarding" in high school on electrics. We also took computers, but there weren't anywhere near as popular as they are now.

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Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 1-Dec-2006 3:47 PM
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Yeah, I'm glad I don't have to worry about writing papers on a typewriter. I'm a pretty good typist, but I'd drive myself nuts worrying about making typing mistakes. I love the backspace key. Even newer typewriters with built-in correction ribbon takes forever if you get off on a tangent and realize, "Oh, this paragraph isn't what I wanted to say." Prepare to spend ten minutes deleting everything.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.