The Empire Strikes Back is a "junk movie" — Page 9

Father Skywalker said:

DominicCobb said:

adywan said:

Father Skywalker said:

George Lucas is like Santa Claus, the wise old white-haired bearded man who gives everybody (millions of people actually) gifts and presents (kickass SW movies)!!!!!

You mean except for those loyal fans that supported him since 1977 and gave him his Empire through ticket and merchandising sales, only to get shafted with the suppression of the Original versions that they love.

 

That would be like if Santa gave you the best present of all time, then a few years later shat on it, gave it back to you, and refused to clean it up.

Nice comedy and humor and sarcasm attempt, I appreciate and understand your witiness, and I understand what U R trying to say, but I can't disagree with you any more than i disagree with you now. The prequels kicked serious ass, i mean, seriosuly......

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Do you understand the point of this site? I liked the prequels almost as much as you did. I'm talking about the special editions. The fact that I can't watch the original versions of the films I grew up with is appalling and the whole reason I'm on this site. 

Starting to wonder if I should even be talking to you, as you are a very obvious troll.

Wexter said:

Father Skywalker said:

Tyrphanax said:

As long as they re-release the unaltered, theatrical trilogy so I can watch it, they can put ol' sexy long-haired Hayden Christensen in every scene for all I care.

No, not in every scene. Just in relevant parts. Like, for instance, edit out sebastian shaw's voice during the scene where luke unmasks his dying father anakin skywalker, and replace it with hayden christensen's voice, like make hayden christensen talk in a very low, weak, monotone voice like anakin did in ROTJ......

Now, that would be sexy. I would watch that with my shirt off.

Oh No, Good Lord God, protector of all that is good and holy, that would be digusting, i only think the anakin skywalker from episode 3 is good-looking, when he's is that bald white skinned egg looking thing, he's is just so ugly looking......

I could tell that U R just being sarcastic, and i appreciate a little sarcasm!!!!!!

1990osu said:

Father Skywalker said:

he's is just so ugly looking......

I thought this was a more adult SW community that knew how to write in complete sentences.

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And how was my sentence that I wrote an incomplete sentence???

 Fail Hayden troll is fail.

Tyrphanax said:

There is also always the chance that, well, there could be a mental component to this situation as well. Which is why I am being as gentle as I can and attempting to explain things clearly.

What Do U mean by a "Mental component to this situation"???

Why does this happen every so often, look it was fun...for a while

I'd say stop responding to the Father.

J

Jaitea said:

 

Why does this happen every so often, look it was fun...for a while

I'd say stop responding to the Father.

J

 

stop spamming/double posting. I've already reported U to the forum website moderators.......

Tyrphanax said:

Father Skywalker said:

Tyrphanax said:

There is also always the chance that, well, there could be a mental component to this situation as well. Which is why I am being as gentle as I can and attempting to explain things clearly.

What Do U mean by a "Mental component to this situation"???

I mean differences in our mentalities; our perception of things versus yours are very different.

Everyone here is very staunch in our defense of the Original Trilogy, dislike of the Special Editions, and consensus about the canon (whether we agree with the official canon or not), the morality of the factions, and whether a character died or not; and you are very staunch in your love of the Prequels and Special Editions, defense of your hypothetical situations, and obsession with Hayden Christensen's looks and hair.

I love Victory Celebration far better than yub nub; THAT is one of the reasons that I am in love with the special editions of the star wars movies, especially episode 6, return of the jedi, the victory celebration song is cheerful dancy, it has a nice beat, and it's is very melancholic and epic at the same time!!!!!!!

Trooperman said:

"Dude, where's our forum?"

:p

Fixed.

<p>YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<!/p>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strange as it may seem Catbus but some people may actual want to read what he has to say.

If he was doing it on off topic exclusively it would be a bit annoying to some but might even be entertaining to the more bizarre of us.

It's a shame Trooperman's thread has been riddled full of holes though.