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OMG - Jessica Alba Sex Tape!

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Not funny
Fez: I am so excited about Star Whores.
Hyde: Fezzy, man, it's Star Wars.
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No, that's pretty damn funny actually. I'm now imagining Jessica Alba in a remake of Blue Velvet.
I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.
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Hah, that's hilarious. I would have given it a look.

"Now all Lucas has to do is make a cgi version of himself.  It will be better than the original and fit his original vision." - skyjedi2005

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Jessica Alba isn't underaged, Tiptup, it wouldn't interest you.
I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.
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Yes, but she's got that firm body that seems under-aged at least. Too bad she doesn't look enough like a boy for you.

"Now all Lucas has to do is make a cgi version of himself.  It will be better than the original and fit his original vision." - skyjedi2005

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You so had me on that one. I was hoping that it was Fantastic Four 1 Jessica Alba and not the blue eyed anorexic Jessica Alba from Rise of the Silver Surfer.
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Was it just me, or did her eyes change colors from brown to blue in ROTSS?

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