The Drunk Thread (was: The Durnk Thread)

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This is a thread for drunk basterds. The rules are simple. Post if your drunk. If you're not drunk but you feel compelled to post, a picture of a drunk person is required to start your post.

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Hai, I'm drunk. Tequila and apple drink. It's 5:45 PM on a Wednesday. It's Weds right?

Here is a picture of me drunk at a costume party years ago. I dressed up as "Big Baby Jesus". Peeps in photes are Scientologists, respek.

Pretty sure it was Bailey's in the bottle, but could have been Guiness. 

(PS. I think my internet is drunk two.)

Judge Reinhold said:

I'm going to allow it.

But only if you play The Room flashgame.

There's a devil waiting outside my door. It's bucking and braying and pawing at the floor. He's howling with pain and crawling up the walls. He's weak with evil and broken by the world. He's shouting my name and asking for more. 

And he's old and he's stupid and he's hungry and he's sore and he's lame and he's blind and he's dirty and he's poor. Give him more give him more give him more give him more give him more give him more give him more give him more.

DuracellEnergizer said:

^Sounds like the Christian Satan -- weaker than watered-down piss though everyone thinks otherwise.

Were you drunk when you posted this?

Shit, I'm not drunk now.

Infractions for both.

Amen brother/sister/etc.

Dumb thread is dumb. Note to self: don't start threads while durnk.

I've had a few, so I think I can post here.... I haven't had enough... :(

All I've got for this thread is that it's 4am and I've def had enough. Disappointment, or relevant bump? You decide.

So Frink is out then?

Weather hot and clammy, me tipsy.

should've posted here last night.

I don't like getting drunk, really.

But maybe I'll make myself a caesar tonight.

The cocktail. It's basically only a Canadian thing, and it's Calgary's claim to fame in the bar scene; it's similar to a Bloody Mary, but much less thick and differently flavoured. Probably my favourite drink.

Though I'd take a salad. Also, thanks for reminding me. I'll pour it for my pizza.