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The Dream of the Giant Fractal Woodlouse. — Page 3

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suspiciouscoffee said:

Last night I dreamt that Santa Claus was real, but his actions were deemed illegal by some council of old people who then destroyed his house (which wasn’t actually at the north pole). Also, Santa wasn’t actually Santa, he was really Dwane “The Rock” Johnson.

IF THIS ISNT ALREADY A MOVIE YOU SHOULD WRITE THE SCRIPT FOR IT

I LIKE YOU SO YOU CAN WRITE IT ON ME IF YOU WANT

I MIGHT BE OLD BUT IVE GOT IT WHERE IT COUNTS

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Yeah I didn’t used to remember my dreams all that often, but something has changed in the last few months. It’s weird!

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I dreamed that a young Michael Jackson and Heather Langenkamp starred in a movie together, playing lovers caught in a Romeo & Juliet-type situation. The dream/movie even had a version of Jackson’s “Leave Me Alone” music video co-starring Heather in it.

Clancy Brown was cast as the main villain (surprise, surprise) with Jack Purvis and a dwarf version of Jean Smart in supporting roles.

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Man, my dreams all consist of me doing real-life things and just forgetting to do homework or something… I miss the days when they let me escape from reality. 😛

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Haven’t remembered any in a few days. Score!

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YOU LOST YOUR OTHER FOOT

IM SORRY TO HEAR THAT

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Dreamed I was making a deal with a lady in dark glasses. She handed me a note with the money. But I woke up before I got a chance to read it. !?

K. Let’s have this ride.

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Thread title call back time. I dreamt that I had a much bigger garden with trees running down the middle leading to a stream. I must have just moved there as the garden was a bit undeveloped it looked like early spring. I was in the kitchen and potting some sprouting food scraps, (lettuce cores, potato peel basically things with roots on) and I noticed what seem to be a dead woodlouse. I dug it out and place her broken body on the work counter and felt very sad and guilty because it was possible that my scurrying around planting things might have resulted in her injury and death. A few of her legs began to move and I thought she might spring back into life but instead a hole appeared in her chest and another woodlouse crawled out then another and another. These were not baby woodlice but fully formed adults almost the same size as the body they had climbed out of. They all looked up at me from the kitchen counter but not in an accusatory way. I was filled with a sense of great joy and warmth as they twiddled their antennae at me. I love woodlice I wonder why I dream of them so often?

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I had a dream where I was a student in a high school science class, and Giorgio Tsoukalos was brought in as a guest speaker.

Oddly enough, his hair was combed and neat.

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I dreamt I had a school teacher who photographed the multiverse. All the Earths lined up in a row.

He made us try to fit five large seats on tiny paper cars.

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Ugh. Probably the worst dream you can have:

Waking up, doing your morning routine (hygiene, breakfast, getting dresses), heading out to work, working for like 6 hours and then waking up and realizing it was all a dream. But you’re tired anyway as if you actually worked for 6 hours and you have got the entire 8 hour long shift ahead of you.

FFS I hate my brain.

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HansiG said:

Ugh. Probably the worst dream you can have:

Waking up, doing your morning routine (hygiene, breakfast, getting dresses)

It’s good dress weather.

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If Hansi were open to wearing a nice summer dress in public, my opinion of him would rise dramatically.

From like negative 8,000 to negative ten.

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Almost

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Had a dream last night that I was friends with Lin-Manuel Miranda and we went to the airport with Rian Johnson to give away tickets to Hamilton to members of OT.com. No one ended up coming and we fought and killed a Predator. The dream ended after we sheltered from its personal nuke.

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HansiG said:

Ugh. Probably the worst dream you can have:

Waking up, doing your morning routine (hygiene, breakfast, getting dresses), heading out to work, working for like 6 hours and then waking up and realizing it was all a dream. But you’re tired anyway as if you actually worked for 6 hours and you have got the entire 8 hour long shift ahead of you.

FFS I hate my brain.

That ain’t shit. The worst dreams are almost sex dreams.

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Lord Haseo said:

HansiG said:

Ugh. Probably the worst dream you can have:

Waking up, doing your morning routine (hygiene, breakfast, getting dresses), heading out to work, working for like 6 hours and then waking up and realizing it was all a dream. But you’re tired anyway as if you actually worked for 6 hours and you have got the entire 8 hour long shift ahead of you.

FFS I hate my brain.

That ain’t shit. The worst dreams are almost sex dreams.

Sex dreams are the best dreams