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The Church of Raptor Jesus — Page 2

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I am a Christian too. The raptor Jesus thing was an obviously a joke. Most of the captions were pretty lame and didn't make much sence, the one that said "Make way for the king" was pretty funny though and had me laughing pretty hard. I knew Nanner was Catholic, if it would have been posted by somebody who claims religion to be stupid or absurd, then I might have seen it as more of a slam. This is the thing about Christians you can make a few little jokes, and they don't get offended too badly. Had this been a bash against Islam, there would have been an uproar lso great you would think somebody insulted biscuit's mom.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Oh gosh. Did he really suggest that WOW is bigger in pop culture than Star Wars? O_O

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It's posts like that that make people wish you'd stayed gone, Sean.

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Uh... so the nazi's killed Jesus? That picture doesn't even make any sense. It is just somebody taking a piss on the idea of Christianity because they don't understand it. If that picture is equating Christianity as facism, it doesn't work very well. In some parallel universe somebody might get offended by someone depicting Jesus on a Roman cross because it will seem they are equating Christianity with Imperialism.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Although technically, it wasn't a swastika in the Nazi sense, because the Nazi swastika is sort of crooked, like an "X" . Whereas the Hindu symbol that stands for the evolution of the universe (Pravritti) is upright, like a " + ". So if anything, it was just a religious crossover.

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I have no idea but I thought it just fit in to the Jesus topic at hand.
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How the hell did it fit into the current topic in even the slightest way?!

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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
Although technically, it wasn't a swastika in the Nazi sense, because the Nazi swastika is sort of crooked, like an "X" . Whereas the Hindu symbol that stands for the evolution of the universe (Pravritti) is upright, like a " + ". So if anything, it was just a religious crossover.


Actually the Hindu version is backwards.
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They use both. If it goes to the right, it means one thing, and if it goes to the left, it means another thing.




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This thread is so off topic it's not funny....
"Who am I supposed to build ramps for? Who am I supposed to build ramps for now?!"
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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
Although technically, it wasn't a swastika in the Nazi sense, because the Nazi swastika is sort of crooked, like an "X" . Whereas the Hindu symbol that stands for the evolution of the universe (Pravritti) is upright, like a " + ". So if anything, it was just a religious crossover.


Oh, I didn't pay that much attention to it. I figured it had the orientation it had to that it could stick in the ground properly. It is still retarded and doesn't make any sense.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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We shall now get back to the topic at hand.


The Raptor Lord's Prayer:


Our Raptor,
Who art in /h/eaven,
shopped be Thy face;
Thy donations come,
Thy posts be done
in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven.
Give us this day our daily Bridget;
and forgive us our trolling
as we forgive those who troll against us,
and lead us not into faggotry,
but deliver us from /fur/ry.

Amen.

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Wow, that book looks really cool! I want it.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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You know what's even more terrible?

Those 'cakes' are clearly pies.

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Alcohol: What causes you to spell the word "no" incorrectly in your captions.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.