The Big Roast! (Only pick on the poster before you; NO TAGBACKS, but you can LOL the person who roasted you.)

Here's the gig!  When you post, you get to make fun of the previous poster all you want, preferably using real quirks you've noticed.  Don't be rude or crude, but do be ruthless.  However, once you've done it, you've simultaneously put yourself up for some roasting!  The next poster will make fun of you.  If you're someone who has seldom or never posted before, we'll make something up about you.  The only additional rule I'd say is "No tagbacks."  You know what I mean by this?  If someone gets you, you cannot immediately retaliate.  You may only roast someone who has roasted someone else.  Besides that, however, your participation is only limited by your sensitivity!

And by being the first poster, I have thus placed myself on the sacrificial altar.  Have fun!

Stupid poster. Smoking a cigarette on the bed, that's intelligent. The gun's totally facing the wrong way; if someone comes in, it would probably take another full second to fire it from that position. What the hell is a Palme D'OR anyway? Some kind of French facepalm?

Carp, I only read the title.

Pennsylvania Jones has an obsession with a certain animated adaptation of a certain book about intelligent rats.

DuracellEnergizer, conflicting battery companies represent his conflicted state of mind.  He act like he am cave man half the time and like a handsome devil the rest.  In more than one way he smells like dirty socks! :)

Confusing Bizarros with cavemen only serves to make Bizarros happy - very, very happy.

Hypocritical Leonardo, blaming other people for copying stuff, only to have made a thread completely plagiarizing Monty Python.

Pennsylvania Jones, you really need to go back to NIMH.  No, not the Secret of NIMH, I mean NIMH, the National Institute of Mental Health.  There you may be able to get some help for your obsessive disorders ;)

Ender again? Too easy... I wanted to make fun of Ziggy's impaired sense of chronology. In addition to apologizing in advance for things he has already done, Leonardo is accused of hypocrisy for doing one thing, only to have already done something contradictory. I think he is really a wormhole alien, thus has no understanding of our human concept of time.

Stupid KO, you're supposed to insult the person before you.

Yeah, well... NO TAGBACKS!

Look at ignorant doubleKO over there, not knowing how to edit posts.

Do we really need to yell all the time?

CP3S is a loser compared to CP3X.

DuracellEnergizer really needs to either learn how to make a sock or see someone about his multiple personality disorder.