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The Avatar Doctor is: INish

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Do you toss and turn all night thinking about your avatar?

Is it a constant source of anxiety that fills your every waking moment with an all consuming dread?

Well worry no more! The Avatar Doctor™ is in!

Now you too can join the ranks of the power posters with your very own top of the line avatar! Your dreams of a high-res properly formatted avatar are now within reach!

Here is but a sample of the many happy customers that The Avatar Doctor™ has worked his magic:

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Don't wait, this is a limited time offer!

Post now and receive a limited edition novelty gif worth 19.95**!

So what are you waiting for? POST NOW!

*Results not typical, **Guffaws, satisfaction not guaranteed. This offer can be revoked at any time and is not available in the state of Rhode Island. 

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Ric, Luke and George are all on topic if that helps?

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Damn, I got excited and thought Bingowings was posting in off topic again, then discovered it was only a mistake and that when he posted it was probably still somewhere else... 

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Tobar said:

Here is but a sample of the many happy customers that The Avatar Doctor™ has worked his magic:

 Grammar doctor at your service. The cost of the beauty below is only $2.99.

Tobar said:

Here is but a sample of the many happy customers that The Avatar Doctor™ has worked his magic on:

 ...Or, you can choose the following alternate correction, which will cost you extra.

Tobar said:

Here is but a sample of the many happy customers on which The Avatar Doctor™ has worked his magic:

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Respected Dr. Avatar,

If it pleases your awesomeness, I need an update to my current avatar.  Exactly the same, but with a bowler hat.

With Much Sincerity,
Frink

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Man is the third-most intelligent animal on this planet.

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A recent hard drive failure has thrown a wrench in the works. BUT FEAR NOT! The Avatar Doctor WILL RETURN!

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So still have the old Frink avatar then? Make a version where he looks like a Borg Queen King. How about a version of my avatar where the laser background aligns perfectly with Frink's old one.

Nobody sang The Bunny Song in years…

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Danfun128 said:

How about a version of my avatar where the laser background aligns perfectly with Frink's old one.

You're asking for the impossible. 

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Toss and turn at night over an avatar???

Damn, I thought I was a weirdo...

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Well now that is simply stunning...what improvement might one consider for my own, unblinking avatar...?

I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton

“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”

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But would it make me appear evil...or simply very tired...?

I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton

“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”

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The Avatar Doctor™ accepts no liability for vague orders:

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Yikes...! I will have to be more careful...I will now have difficulty sleeping knowing this is on my conscience...

I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton

“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”

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Is "INish" a bit like "Amish"?

VIZ TOP TIPS! - PARENTS. Impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it’s a 3D model of a save icon.

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Tobar said:

 Frink is no longer part of the team.

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We would like an avatar with multiple mini-Ric's.

Team Olie