Edward says :
Bloody disgrace to the vampire race. Prayer has sustained our people in crisis, strengthened us in times of challenge and guided us through our daily lives since the first settlers came to this continent. Our forbearers came not for gold but main in search of God and the freedom to worship in their own way.
Post 26.
Motecuzoma Xocoyotzin says:
That is a pale faced lie.
27 posts.
This might be the threat of the year.
28
^Better add that to the meme database. ALOL
29
A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em
The Count said :
If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune.
Three-O
Ha, Ha, Ha!
Thirty.
The Count says :
31
Thirty-one posts on a counting threat with two counts posting on it!
Dr. Abraham Van Helsing said:
32
Thirty-two vampires who need to go on a strick diet of garlic and stake.
Count Duckula says :
Steak…YUCK!! I’m strictly Vegetarian.
Angel says : Post 34, the thirty fourth post…
Edward give it a rest. I was doing the self mortifying vampire with a high school girlfriend routine long before you were.
Im here to say that this thread which Bingowings runs must remove all images (working and none working) and mentions of tortured vampiric teen romance within these pages in 5 days.
-Angel
LOL
Louis de Pointe du Lac says :
I was doing the tortured vampire routine, long before there were high schools to have girls in.
My female companion was much younger than Angel’s Buffy.
Buffy…is that short for something?
Barbie perhaps?
Angelus is a rather pretentious name for a vampire of his qualities.
Ken would fit so much better.
I agree Edward is a bit torturous but I have a soft spot for high cheek bones.
We have had our 35th post and this in now the 36th.
Will this posting reach some sort of meaningful conclusion?
Is such a conclusion even desirable?
Counting out the hours, measuring the march of eternity as plotted by a mechanical deity of brass cogs and pendulums?
I deserve my fate.
William Herrick says :
Ladies please!
If it has to be handbags at dusk could you take it outside, some of us are trying to be dead in here.
Carmilla Karnstein says :
Ladies?
This is post 38 and I am the first lady to appear on here (I hate to spoil the film for you but Ra is an alien).
And I was the first true vampire of the literary age.
Lilith says :
Well as the second human being ever created and the first vampire (according to some blokes) I think I trump the lot of you.
Sweet wet dreams boys.
39
Kurt Barlow said:
...
40
This is the second-best counting threat on this forum.
And therefore the first worst?
Keep Circulating the Tapes.
END OF LINE
(It hasn’t happened yet)
The Count says :
A specter is haunting Europe, the specter of Communism.
41, 42, 43, Ha!, Ha!, Ha!, Ha!
Mathilda May says:
Ugh. All of you are amateurs. And that's the naked truth. Now let's try and keep abreast of this situation, shall we?
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<span style=“font-weight: bold;”>The Most Handsomest Guy on OT.com</span>
Sh'reshhhhhhhhhhhhhh says :
ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla
ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla
ulla ulla ulla ulla ulla!
David said:
Damn! Missed my cue
However, in practice you must take into account the “fuckwit factor”. Just talk to Darth Mallwalker…
-Moth3r
Edward says :
A billion Chinese people can be Wong.
Wong Hung Lo said:
Forty-eight bottles of Colt on the wall...
However, in practice you must take into account the “fuckwit factor”. Just talk to Darth Mallwalker…
-Moth3r
Chungking Donuts says :
Jam.
W85H interjects :
And washbots.
50.
