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The Anyone (formerly Vampire) Sharing Counting Thread (was The Count's Counting Threat).

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The Count says:

Greetings, I am the Count and I love to count. Capital is dead labour, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labour and lives the more, the more labour it sucks. Therefore I have started this threat to count every post made on it starting with this one.

One wonderful post, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!

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The Count says :

Hello Edward (that makes 2 Two vampires on this threat, Ha Ha!),

I don't mean to be rude but this is The Count's Counting Threat not Edward Off Twilight's Counting Threat.

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Nine posts Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!

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There is something wonderfully Lynchian about this thread.

TRANSMODERNISM > POSTMODERNISM > MODERNISM > PREMODERNISM

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Edward says :

Are you a vampire?

Because if you’re not we don’t want you in this thread.

Allowing non-vampires to post freely on here is like taking part in a synchronized swimming pageant in a pool full of sewage.

You didn’t even count or anything!

Bah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6Dp2OfIT_M

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Ra said:


http://www.torrentsland.com/upload/preview/images/cr_actors/2/2/2/81a427605d7a4ac8ddca5c9c805dae14.jpg

Greed may be the guiding spirit of civilization, but I am the creating spirit, lowly hemophages, and don't you forget it, or I'll become the destroying spirit of civilization.

TRANSMODERNISM > POSTMODERNISM > MODERNISM > PREMODERNISM

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The Count says :

The foundation of irreligious criticism is: Man makes religion, religion does not make man. Religion is, indeed, the self-consciousness and self-esteem of man who has either not yet won through to himself, or has already lost himself again. But man is no abstract being squatting outside the world. Man is the world of man – state, society. This state and this society produce religion, which is an inverted consciousness of the world, because they are an inverted world. Religion is the general theory of this world, its encyclopaedic compendium, its logic in popular form, its spiritual point d’honneur, its enthusiasm, its moral sanction, its solemn complement, and its universal basis of consolation and justification. It is the fantastic realization of the human essence since the human essence has not acquired any true reality. The struggle against religion is, therefore, indirectly the struggle against that world whose spiritual aroma is religion.

Religious suffering is, at one and the same time, the expression of real suffering and a protest against real suffering. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.

The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is the demand for their real happiness. To call on them to give up their illusions about their condition is to call on them to give up a condition that requires illusions. The criticism of religion is, therefore, in embryo, the criticism of that vale of tears of which religion is the halo.

Criticism has plucked the imaginary flowers on the chain not in order that man shall continue to bear that chain without fantasy or consolation, but so that he shall throw off the chain and pluck the living flower.

22, 23 posts Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!

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Wut.

“Grow up. These are my Disney's movies, not yours.”