The Count says:
Greetings, I am the Count and I love to count. Capital is dead labour, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labour and lives the more, the more labour it sucks. Therefore I have started this threat to count every post made on it starting with this one.
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One wonderful post, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
The Count says :
2
Two terrific posts Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
The Count says:
Some laws of state aimed at curbing crime are even more criminal and it would be criminal for me to stop while I am having so much fun.
3
Three thrilling posts Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
The Count says :
Give me four years to teach the children and the seed I have sown will never be uprooted.
4
Four formidable posts Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha !
The Count says :
5
Five fangtastic posts!
The Count says :
Classes struggle, some classes triumph, others are eliminated, my favorite classes are math classes.
6
Six sensational posts! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
The Count says :
7
Seven heavenly posts Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
Edward says :
8
Eight posts WAHOO!
Trees cause more pollution than automobiles.
The Count says :
Hello Edward (that makes 2 Two vampires on this threat, Ha Ha!),
I don't mean to be rude but this is The Count's Counting Threat not Edward Off Twilight's Counting Threat.
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Nine posts Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
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Edward says :
Look mush don’t try to oppress me, we are both vampires, I have as much right to count on this THREAD as any old world cloth faced ‘decorative’ dresser.
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Ten ‘return to an age of deportment’ posts smirk
The Count says :
I kind of wanted to do all the counting on this threat (which is now up to 11 eleven lovely post, Ha, Haaaaaaaaa!) but I suppose it is always better to share.
Edward says :
Commie!
The march of freedom and democracy will leave Marxism-Leninism on the ash heap of history as it has left other tyrannies which stifle freedom and muzzle the self-expression of the people.
The Count says :
That was 12 posts and this is post 13.
Edward says :
Whatever!
The Count says :
14, 15 posts!
There is something wonderfully Lynchian about this thread.
Edward says :
Are you a vampire?
Because if you’re not we don’t want you in this thread.
Allowing non-vampires to post freely on here is like taking part in a synchronized swimming pageant in a pool full of sewage.
You didn’t even count or anything!
Bah!
The Count says :
16, 17, 18 posts!
From the first day to this, sheer greed was the driving spirit of civilization therefore I say we should let anyone count.
Wilfredo Arandela says:
Há esta fotos da magia que os homossexuais têm sexo e heterossexuais hurtle no amor. Isso é completamente falso. Todo mundo quer ser amado.
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dezenove tocos de madeira
¡BANG!
Edward says :
So we are going to even let Puerto Ricans in now?
The Count says :
Yes.
20, 21 posts Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ra said:
Greed may be the guiding spirit of civilization, but I am the creating spirit, lowly hemophages, and don't you forget it, or I'll become the destroying spirit of civilization.
The Count says :
The foundation of irreligious criticism is: Man makes religion, religion does not make man. Religion is, indeed, the self-consciousness and self-esteem of man who has either not yet won through to himself, or has already lost himself again. But man is no abstract being squatting outside the world. Man is the world of man – state, society. This state and this society produce religion, which is an inverted consciousness of the world, because they are an inverted world. Religion is the general theory of this world, its encyclopaedic compendium, its logic in popular form, its spiritual point d’honneur, its enthusiasm, its moral sanction, its solemn complement, and its universal basis of consolation and justification. It is the fantastic realization of the human essence since the human essence has not acquired any true reality. The struggle against religion is, therefore, indirectly the struggle against that world whose spiritual aroma is religion.
Religious suffering is, at one and the same time, the expression of real suffering and a protest against real suffering. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.
The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is the demand for their real happiness. To call on them to give up their illusions about their condition is to call on them to give up a condition that requires illusions. The criticism of religion is, therefore, in embryo, the criticism of that vale of tears of which religion is the halo.
Criticism has plucked the imaginary flowers on the chain not in order that man shall continue to bear that chain without fantasy or consolation, but so that he shall throw off the chain and pluck the living flower.
22, 23 posts Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
Wut.
“Grow up. These are my Disney's movies, not yours.”
The Count says :
We think too small, like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view.
24, 25 posts.
