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i want some chilli as well.
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Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
I want pepperoni and cheese on my Tombstone.

I was waiting for somebody to do this. Should've figured it'd be Gundark.

I like your ideas SES. Good ones.
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Bossk.

here lies the greatest bounty hunter of the galaxy.
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I want pepperoni and cheese on my Tombstone.

I was waiting for somebody to do this. Should've figured it'd be Gundark.

I like your ideas SES. Good ones.


I can never resist a pun, no matter how bad, or a popular culture reference, for that matter.

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Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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thats your trademark and one of the many reasons we like you.
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I like the one you wrote, motti. Thanks.
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motti's was good, I must say.

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How about...

GundarkHunter
The original scruffy lookin' Nerfherder
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Gundark Hunter:

He knew everything about all movies ever to be made... and the ones to come...
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Aw, shucks guys; you're makin' me all teary. *sniff*

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Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Usually, for some creepy reason, on a tombstone, there is a star next to the birth date, and a cross next to the death date. Mine will have a picture of me smiling next to the birth date, and a picture of me with a sad face next to the death date. Below, besides the "Take me out of this, it's hot in here, it's dark, cant breathe!" line, I would put a visual sign forbidding people to dance or piss over the grave. Over the grave, a plastic leg would be placed, in a way that it seems I've been buried with one of my legs outside. I'm kinda obsessed with death, and somehow, I want people to laugh everytime they see the place where I'd be buried. So much, it would become a tourist attraction.
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I would put a visual sign forbidding people to dance or piss over the grave.


and because of that they will not do it.
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Jay's tombstone won't have anything written on it at all. Just two hands coming from the granite slab with Force lightning shooting out of the fingertips.
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I would put a visual sign forbidding people to dance or piss over the grave.


and because of that they will not do it.


Would you park your car where there's a sign saying "no parking"? Would you go through a door that says "do not enter"? WOuld you dance over a grave that has a sign saying "please, do not dance"? Altough I wouldn't mind a small, brief tapdancing number.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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I say "let them tap and let them pee". Just wait until they get their comeuppance.
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i dont have a drivers license, but if i did (and i even did) i would park my car on a "No Parking" area if need be.
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yup.
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if/when we want to do something, there is no stopping us.
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are those objections i hear from someone in the back? well stand up or are you... yellow?
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... true...
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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