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Whoo-hoo!  I just made the 100,000th post in Off Topic!

Everyone discuss just how awesome this is!

*noisemakers*

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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wow!  I hadn't been paying attention.    A red-letter day in the history of the off topic section, indeed!

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That's a lot of posts!

You know Gaff, I'm a little bit ashamed. We joined the forum in the same month and yet my post count is considerably lower than yours. :P

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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Don't worry, Nanner.  You're still awesome in your own little way.  ^_~

I kid, I kid, although now that you mention this, I wonder if I might turn this thread into my fifth anniversary extravaganza in a few days... =P

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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There better be a youtube video of that.

 

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Gaffer Tape said:

Whoo-hoo!  I just made the 100,000th post in Off Topic!

Everyone discuss just how awesome this is!

Not until you take back what you said about my fake face.

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Sigh.  Okay.  It's a handsome, lemony shade of yellow.  And I have a really hot female friend whose favorite color is yellow.  Is that good enough for you?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Gaffer Tape said:

Sigh.  Okay.  It's a handsome, lemony shade of yellow.  And I have a really hot female friend whose favorite color is yellow.  Is that good enough for you?

Nope.  I can smell lies, sarcasm, and bribes all the way through the internet.*  Anyway, everyone knows that hot female friends hate yellow.

*Yes, this is a lie

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In celebration of this 100,000 post milestone, I provide a link to one of the posts that got us here.

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Want to book yourself or a guest on THE VFP Show? PM me!

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Could you please link to the other 99,998 posts that got us here?  Thanks.

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TV's Frink said:

Anyway, everyone knows that hot female friends hate yellow.

Not at all.  She once pointed out a very hot, yellow negligee that she was wild about.

Yeesh, girls always thinking I care about seeing them in their undergarments.  My life just sucks that way... =P

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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You don't care about seeing them in their undergarments?  Now I'm really starting to think you are a male lesbian.  Wait, that doesn't make sense.  Perhaps you're gay?  Nothing wrong with that, of course.

Incidentally, I wish my wife liked my yellow negligee.  She says it makes my skin look too pale :-(

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Gaffer Tape said:

Yeesh, girls always thinking I care about seeing them in their undergarments.  My life just sucks that way... =P

Ohhhh!  You say one thing, but you actually mean something completely different!  I get it!  It's very funny!  It's like the opposite of what you did say!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.