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Originally posted by: Warbler
Some of those movies are good
"To Sir with love" for example.


Yes but it's a cliched formula. So is the "kid who travles back to a pseudo-medieval times where he uses his handheld technology in order to pretend to be a wizard and save the day". They all stole that idea from my movie "Cumalot".
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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*sigh*

Why must my thead have become this.... *cries into a pillow*

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Oh, oh, and here's the theme song:

"King arthur and his knights
had really some good luck
They found this girl on their castle,
And all she wanted is to... have sex.
She was from the future,
and now she's in the past,
This slutty girl will now perform
and have sex with all the cast, it's
Cumalot! Don't be shy, it's
Cumalot! Please do try to...
Cumalot! Let's get laid and...
Cumalot! My milady, welcome... tooo... Cumaloooot! Rated X!"
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
Oh, oh, and here's the theme song:

"King arthur and his knights
had really some good luck
They found this girl on their castle,
And all she wanted is to... have sex.
She was from the future,
and now she's in the past,
This slutty girl will now perform
and have sex with all the cast, it's
Cumalot! Don't be shy, it's
Cumalot! Please do try to...
Cumalot! Let's get laid and...
Cumalot! My milady, welcome... tooo... Cumaloooot! Rated X!"


oh good god!

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Originally posted by: ricarleite


Yes but it's a cliched formula.


but was it cliched back when they made To Sir with love?

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Bad movie - Son of the Mask.
"A Jedi can feel the force flow through him".
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Originally posted by: Jedikev
Bad movie - Son of the Mask.
I'm ashamed to say that when it was first teased, I was mildly interested in seeing it. I loved the original.
I didn't see it...just considered seeing it.

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Man that movie was just awful.

Jim Carey prequels suck, eg Son of the Mask, Dumb and Dumberer.
"A Jedi can feel the force flow through him".
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Son of the Mask was a prequel? I thought it was a sequel with different actors.

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Well i meant Jim Carey prequels/sequels.
"A Jedi can feel the force flow through him".
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Originally posted by: Jedikev
Well i meant Jim Carey prequels/sequels.
I actually never saw either, but wasn't Ace Ventura 2 a decent movie? You could qualify your statement as follows:
Prequels/Sequels to Jim Carrey movies that he doesn't appear in.

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How about this for a forum title. Bad movie ideas actually made= star wars prequel trilogy and special editions.

“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.

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Because they WEREN'T bad ideas, just arguably poorly excecuted.

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terrible movie idea:

The Honeymooners.

I'm sorry but Jackie Gleason IS Ralph Kramden. No else can come anywhere near close. NO ONE. The people who made this movie should shot, drug out to the street, run over, and shot again. Remaking The Honeymooners should be a crime.
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Les Patterson Saves the World

If you haven't seen it, you owe it to yourself. Just be very, very drunk.
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