Terrible DVD/Blu-ray Cover Art — Page 29

Author: dahmage
Time: 22-Sep-2018 7:41 AM
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It looks like they spent all of 10 seconds on it.

It also looks like something I would have created.

Those are both bad things.

Author: Possessed
Time: 22-Sep-2018 11:31 AM
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dahmage said:

It also looks like something I would have created.

Those are both bad things.

Man you have children

Author: dahmage
Time: 22-Sep-2018 1:36 PM
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Possessed said:

dahmage said:

It also looks like something I would have created.

Those are both bad things.

Man you have children

I spent more than 10 seconds on that though.

Author: DuracellEnergizer
Time: 22-Sep-2018 5:16 PM
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dahmage said:

Possessed said:

dahmage said:

It also looks like something I would have created.

Those are both bad things.

Man you have children

I spent more than 10 seconds on that though.

But is 3 minutes a significant improvement on 10 seconds?

Author: Possessed
Time: 22-Sep-2018 6:49 PM
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dahmage said:

Possessed said:

dahmage said:

It also looks like something I would have created.

Those are both bad things.

Man you have children

I spent more than 10 seconds on that though.

Citation needed.

Author: ChainsawAsh
Time: 22-Sep-2018 7:09 PM
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Possessed said:

dahmage said:

Possessed said:

dahmage said:

It also looks like something I would have created.

Those are both bad things.

Man you have children

I spent more than 10 seconds on that though.

Citation needed.

What, he didn’t send you the tape?

Author: Possessed
Time: 22-Sep-2018 7:15 PM
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Well I mean i was there but my memory is hazy from all the goose ipa

Author: ChainsawAsh
Time: 22-Sep-2018 7:28 PM
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I was wondering who was holding the camera…

Author: dahmage
Time: 22-Sep-2018 7:42 PM
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I haven’t always made good decisions.

Author: CHEWBAKAspelledwrong
Time: 22-Sep-2018 8:38 PM
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Possessed said:

Well I mean i was there but my memory is hazy from all the goose ipa

Are you trying to get a rise out of me?

WELL YOU SUCCEEDED.

TV’s Frink said:

I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.

Author: Mr.Knowitall
Time: 25-Sep-2018 11:52 PM
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iTunes makes this stuff very easy to find.

^This one in particular, I find completely unforgivable. Hell, any cover that uses poorly colourised versions of the main stars when the actual film is in black and white never looks good.

You keep hitting those home runs MGM.

I’m Mr. Know-It-All.
Here’s a clue… Grab the spinning rings. It’s important. As long as you’ve got the rings, you’ll be okay, even if
you hit any hazards. Now you know.

Oh, and don’t worry if the
view suddenly changes. It does that sometimes. Just keep moving in the direction you want. It may take a little time to get used to it, so keep trying.

Author: DuracellEnergizer
Time: 26-Sep-2018 12:48 AM (Edited)
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Mr.Knowitall said:

^This one in particular, I find completely unforgivable. Hell, any cover that uses poorly colourised versions of the main stars when the actual film is in black and white never looks good.

Got this one lying about the house somewhere.

Author: TM2YC
Time: 26-Sep-2018 5:52 PM
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https://www.amazon.co.uk/Tell-Them-Willie-Boy-Here/dp/B003VGDS2W/

VIZ TOP TIPS! - PARENTS. Impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it’s a 3D model of a save icon.

Author: DuracellEnergizer
Time: 26-Sep-2018 9:04 PM
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Some about Willie boy is wack. Can’t tell if it’s the hand or the face or both.

Author: dahmage
Time: 26-Sep-2018 9:06 PM
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It’s the nose shadow

Author: paja
Time: 27-Sep-2018 1:10 AM
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“Get over violence, madness and death? What else is there?”

Also known as Mr. Liquid Jungle.

Author: ChainsawAsh
Time: 27-Sep-2018 1:20 PM
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It’s accurate to the quality of the movie, at least. Ugh.

Author: suspiciouscoffee
Time: 4-Oct-2018 5:20 PM
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This is undoubtedly indicative of the movie itself, but

Author: moviefreakedmind
Time: 4-Oct-2018 5:27 PM (Edited)
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The way the poster is photographed makes the person look like a 30-year-old woman with short hair, not a kid. Plus the title is bad. It would be better marketing to just call it The Kid or Kids Rule like the tagline. Whatever.

EDIT: Oh, Patrick Stewart’s in it. I hope it’s good just because I love him.

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