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Terrible DVD/Blu-ray Cover Art — Page 29

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It looks like they spent all of 10 seconds on it.

It also looks like something I would have created.

Those are both bad things.

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Possessed said:

dahmage said:

It also looks like something I would have created.

Those are both bad things.

Man you have children

I spent more than 10 seconds on that though.

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I was wondering who was holding the camera…

a trolling bantha

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I haven’t always made good decisions.

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iTunes makes this stuff very easy to find.

^This one in particular, I find completely unforgivable. Hell, any cover that uses poorly colourised versions of the main stars when the actual film is in black and white never looks good.

You keep hitting those home runs MGM.

I’m Mr. Know-It-All.
Here’s a clue… Grab the spinning rings. It’s important. As long as you’ve got the rings, you’ll be okay, even if
you hit any hazards. Now you know.

Oh, and don’t worry if the
view suddenly changes. It does that sometimes. Just keep moving in the direction you want. It may take a little time to get used to it, so keep trying.

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Mr.Knowitall said:

^This one in particular, I find completely unforgivable. Hell, any cover that uses poorly colourised versions of the main stars when the actual film is in black and white never looks good.

Got this one lying about the house somewhere.

I’ve 1190 movies, 297 TV shows, 244 short films, & 21 miniseries yet to obsessively compulsively rewatch. Kill me now.

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“I think you’re the reason why some people sleep with a gun under there pillow”

“Ryan Gosling staring off into the distance”

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It’s accurate to the quality of the movie, at least. Ugh.

a trolling bantha

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This is undoubtedly indicative of the movie itself, but

The Drink in Question

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The way the poster is photographed makes the person look like a 30-year-old woman with short hair, not a kid. Plus the title is bad. It would be better marketing to just call it The Kid or Kids Rule like the tagline. Whatever.

EDIT: Oh, Patrick Stewart’s in it. I hope it’s good just because I love him.

The Person in Question

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Ehh. It’s just the theatrical poster.

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