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Terrible DVD/Blu-ray Cover Art — Page 27

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TM2YC said:

Nothing sums up a title like “Solo” better than 7 characters all marching together… but seriously it looks fine. I don’t love it, I don’t hate it.

Did you look at the faces though?

TV’s Frink said:

I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.

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There isn’t anything wrong with the Solo art. The chin looks a bit crooked, which is exemplified by the high contrast lighting painted on the side of his face, but other than that the facial renditions are practically flawless. I don’t see the problem with Woody’s face.

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Just figured this out: every Denzel Washington movie poster.

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Breathtaking.

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The steelbook has an interesting idea but the execution is terrible.

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CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

I appreciate the effort to actually paint something instead of using a cookie-cutter photo collage, but those don’t even look remotely like Alden or Woody.

Edit: and Han’s chin is crooked.

Why does Han’s stare remind me of this?

That stare

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Was this here already?

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^ What could look more exciting than a plane parked on the tarmac with a speed blur added? (Just checked and that image is from the theatrical poster LOL)

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Almost as bad as the movie. Almost.

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This film has never had good art.

“After a time, you may find that having, is not so pleasing a thing after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.” - Spock

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What about this?

Or what about this?

“After a time, you may find that having, is not so pleasing a thing after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.” - Spock

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Most of Leslie Nielsen’s movies deserve bad cover art.

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😦

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He was good in Forbidden Planet, Creepshow, and Airplane, but most of the other stuff I’ve seen him in’s been unfunny, stupid, and/or forgettable. YMMV.

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Watched the first one back in 2001. I remember next to nothing about it other than Nielsen riding a camel and O. J. Simpson being in it.

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Handman said:

This film has never had good art.

I suddenly feel the urge to make it a good poster. I always loved the movie, but they gave it a dumb cover.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Nielsen riding a camel

Huh?

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“After a time, you may find that having, is not so pleasing a thing after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.” - Spock