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Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®)) — Page 9
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Removing his combat suit to reveal a pristine tuxedo underneath, YIYF slips unnoticed through dim halls, unarmed except for his wits and his fists, which when coupled with the urban survival skills honed on the mean steets of London, are deadlier than any gun.
He spots a gormless Mangler employee picking some fluff from his belly button and he walks up to an opening where he sees Mangler soldiers eating. This is clearly not the way to Dayv’s office. As he turns away...a dark shadow rises behind him. “Can I help you?” comes a voice. YIYF turns to see a beautiful blonde girl, hired by the Manglers as a receptionist/assassin. She looks YIYF up and down and YIYF seizes his opportunity. With little more than a whisper, he says, in an irresistible British accent ‘Yes my dear, I was trying to find Dayv’s office’
Unable to fight the instant attraction she feels for YIYF, the girl leads him directly to Dayv’s office, unlocks the door, lets him in and says ‘Make yourself comfortable. Dayv will be along shortly’. ‘Thank you’ says YIYF. This second dose of YIYF’s voice is too much for the girl, who throws herself at our hero, kissing him all over his neck and face as she straddles him.
15 minutes later, the girl emerges from the office, buttoning up her blouse, her hair ruffled.
In the office, YIYF straightens his bowtie and affixes Warbler’s Eagles poster to Dayv’s wall, as per Warbler’s instructions. He then sits back in Dayv’s chair, removes a silver cigarette holder from his tuxedo pocket, and lights up, waiting for Dayv to arrive.
A few minutes later, a furious Dayv marches into the office. He sees YIYF sitting in his chair. ‘HOW DARE YOU HAVE SEX IN MY OFFICE WITH MY EMPLOYEE!’ he then looks shyly at the floor and mumbles ‘I HAD A CRUSH ON HER. NOW I WILL NEVER HAVE HER’. YIYF feels no remorse. ‘Dayv’ he says, ‘I didn’t have sex with her. I made love to her’. With that, YIYF points to the Eagles poster on the wall. ‘The girl was for England, but that is for WARBLER., INC.™©®’. Dayv looks at the poster and lets out an ear piercing, Vader style ‘NOOOOOOOOOOO!!’, but YIYF is not around to hear it – his mission complete, he has leapt from the office window. Running to the open window, Dayv looks outside to see Yoda free falling through the air, seemingly to his death ‘THE DAMN FOOL JUMPED’ thinks Dayv. But no - suddenly a Union Jack parachute opens and YIYF floats safely to earth, waving at Dayv all the way down.
(A week later YIYF sends Dayv a note which reads ‘No offense Dayv, nothing personal – just following orders’)
War does not make one great.
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
Getting out of a vent upside down, taking out a combat suit or diving suit and having a tuxedo underneath, the union jack parachute, cliché, cliché, cliché!
That was kind of the whole point. I know how my potential new boss Warbler likes his Bond. It's also an example of how tired and cliche the whole Bond franchise is. But surely you approve of my minimal violence approach?Getting out of a vent upside down, taking out a combat suit or diving suit and having a tuxedo underneath, the union jack parachute, cliché, cliché, cliché!
War does not make one great.
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
The scene is a bathroom inside the Mangler building. A Mangler employee is settling down on one of the cans with a newspaper when he hears a noise and pulls the paper back to reveal.... YIYF, dressed in black combat gear, Hanging upside down from a vent. He flashes a grin then punches out the Mangler goon and slips down.
Removing his combat suit to reveal a pristine tuxedo underneath, YIYF slips unnoticed through dim halls, unarmed except for his wits and his fists, which when coupled with the urban survival skills honed on the mean steets of London, are deadlier than any gun.
He spots a gormless Mangler employee picking some fluff from his belly button and he walks up to an opening where he sees Mangler soldiers eating. This is clearly not the way to Dayv’s office. As he turns away...a dark shadow rises behind him. “Can I help you?” comes a voice. YIYF turns to see a beautiful blonde girl, hired by the Manglers as a receptionist/assassin. She looks YIYF up and down and YIYF seizes his opportunity. With little more than a whisper, he says, in an irresistible British accent ‘Yes my dear, I was trying to find Dayv’s office’
Unable to fight the instant attraction she feels for YIYF, the girl leads him directly to Dayv’s office, unlocks the door, lets him in and says ‘Make yourself comfortable. Dayv will be along shortly’. ‘Thank you’ says YIYF. This second dose of YIYF’s voice is too much for the girl, who throws herself at our hero, kissing him all over his neck and face as she straddles him.
15 minutes later, the girl emerges from the office, buttoning up her blouse, her hair ruffled.
In the office, YIYF straightens his bowtie and affixes Warbler’s Eagles poster to Dayv’s wall, as per Warbler’s instructions. He then sits back in Dayv’s chair, removes a silver cigarette holder from his tuxedo pocket, and lights up, waiting for Dayv to arrive.
A few minutes later, a furious Dayv marches into the office. He sees YIYF sitting in his chair. ‘HOW DARE YOU HAVE SEX IN MY OFFICE WITH MY EMPLOYEE!’ he then looks shyly at the floor and mumbles ‘I HAD A CRUSH ON HER. NOW I WILL NEVER HAVE HER’. YIYF feels no remorse. ‘Dayv’ he says, ‘I didn’t have sex with her. I made love to her’. With that, YIYF points to the Eagles poster on the wall. ‘The girl was for England, but that is for WARBLER., INC.™©®’. Dayv looks at the poster and lets out an ear piercing, Vader style ‘NOOOOOOOOOOO!!’, but YIYF is not around to hear it – his mission complete, he has leapt from the office window. Running to the open window, Dayv looks outside to see Yoda free falling through the air, seemingly to his death ‘THE DAMN FOOL JUMPED’ thinks Dayv. But no - suddenly a Union Jack parachute opens and YIYF floats safely to earth, waving at Dayv all the way down.
(A week later YIYF sends Dayv a note which reads ‘No offense Dayv, nothing personal – just following orders’)
The scene is a bathroom inside the Mangler building. A Mangler employee is settling down on one of the cans with a newspaper when he hears a noise and pulls the paper back to reveal.... YIYF, dressed in black combat gear, Hanging upside down from a vent. He flashes a grin then punches out the Mangler goon and slips down.
Removing his combat suit to reveal a pristine tuxedo underneath, YIYF slips unnoticed through dim halls, unarmed except for his wits and his fists, which when coupled with the urban survival skills honed on the mean steets of London, are deadlier than any gun.
He spots a gormless Mangler employee picking some fluff from his belly button and he walks up to an opening where he sees Mangler soldiers eating. This is clearly not the way to Dayv’s office. As he turns away...a dark shadow rises behind him. “Can I help you?” comes a voice. YIYF turns to see a beautiful blonde girl, hired by the Manglers as a receptionist/assassin. She looks YIYF up and down and YIYF seizes his opportunity. With little more than a whisper, he says, in an irresistible British accent ‘Yes my dear, I was trying to find Dayv’s office’
Unable to fight the instant attraction she feels for YIYF, the girl leads him directly to Dayv’s office, unlocks the door, lets him in and says ‘Make yourself comfortable. Dayv will be along shortly’. ‘Thank you’ says YIYF. This second dose of YIYF’s voice is too much for the girl, who throws herself at our hero, kissing him all over his neck and face as she straddles him.
15 minutes later, the girl emerges from the office, buttoning up her blouse, her hair ruffled.
In the office, YIYF straightens his bowtie and affixes Warbler’s Eagles poster to Dayv’s wall, as per Warbler’s instructions. He then sits back in Dayv’s chair, removes a silver cigarette holder from his tuxedo pocket, and lights up, waiting for Dayv to arrive.
A few minutes later, a furious Dayv marches into the office. He sees YIYF sitting in his chair. ‘HOW DARE YOU HAVE SEX IN MY OFFICE WITH MY EMPLOYEE!’ he then looks shyly at the floor and mumbles ‘I HAD A CRUSH ON HER. NOW I WILL NEVER HAVE HER’. YIYF feels no remorse. ‘Dayv’ he says, ‘I didn’t have sex with her. I made love to her’. With that, YIYF points to the Eagles poster on the wall. ‘The girl was for England, but that is for WARBLER., INC.™©®’. Dayv looks at the poster and lets out an ear piercing, Vader style ‘NOOOOOOOOOOO!!’, but YIYF is not around to hear it – his mission complete, he has leapt from the office window. Running to the open window, Dayv looks outside to see Yoda free falling through the air, seemingly to his death ‘THE DAMN FOOL JUMPED’ thinks Dayv. But no - suddenly a Union Jack parachute opens and YIYF floats safely to earth, waving at Dayv all the way down.
(A week later YIYF sends Dayv a note which reads ‘No offense Dayv, nothing personal – just following orders’)
LOL!
congrads YIYF! you are hired. Ric, put him on the payroll as a covert operative.
But YIYF, I would perfer it if you kept the romance stuff until after hours, and not while you're on duty. I want no distractions from the mission. And was no need to wait for Dayv to show up, my orders meantioned nothing about that. You should have just planted the poster and gotten out. No unnecessary risks.
P.S.
I do like the Bond references. But you could pick a better bond movie to copy than Goldeneye.
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Originally posted by: Warbler
I do like the Bond references. But you could pick a better bond movie to copy than Goldeneye.
Sorry bossI do like the Bond references. But you could pick a better bond movie to copy than Goldeneye.
War does not make one great.
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War does not make one great.
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
So, not including imaginery clones, do I have any co-workers or is it just Warbler, Ric and I?
So, not including imaginery clones, do I have any co-workers or is it just Warbler, Ric and I?
We are looking into hiring more employees, this is still a new company. Feel free to recommend people and try to talk them into applying for a position.
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) and smaller cutting utensils. i am ok with pistols, but would rather pistol whip than shoot. i'm an up close and personal sort of character.
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Originally posted by: ricardo
I am a jazz clarinetist by day, but by night, I transfer my skills of improvisation to more practical applications. i am adept with a machete (thanks to jason movies ) and smaller cutting utensils. i am ok with pistols, but would rather pistol whip than shoot. i'm an up close and personal sort of character.
I am a jazz clarinetist by day, but by night, I transfer my skills of improvisation to more practical applications. i am adept with a machete (thanks to jason movies
) and smaller cutting utensils. i am ok with pistols, but would rather pistol whip than shoot. i'm an up close and personal sort of character. Could we see a demonstration of your skill with a machete and others "smaller cutting utensils"?
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Of course, this is a mere simplification, the whole mathematical expression that expresses an HR maintance cost per employee is not a linear one, but exponential one, but I think it stands for the example I was trying to show. Now, any questions? No? Good. So uh... fifteen minutes for a coffee break everyone? And uh... I'll meet you guys here in 15, right? Now if you excuse me, I'm off to the restroom, I have a phone call to make.
* Runs into the ladies restroom. Sound of crashing window. Sound of car speeding away. *
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I shall pursue him!
*attempts to chase Ric down*
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I HATE YOU!!!!
